April 29th, 2007

Britney Spears Wants To Tells All

Hold on to your reading glasses, y’all. Britney Spears is writtin’ a book. The publishing world is practically drooling in their Da Vinci Codes over the possibility that Brit is ready to tell all.

From Metro:

The tell-all book will apparently spill the beans on what life was like for the singer when she was dating Justin Timberlake, according to America’s Star magazine, as well as dishing the dirt on her marriage to Kevin Federline.
It quotes a source who claims: ‘Britney blames most of her problems with drugs and alcohol on the heartache she experienced years before, during her time with Justin - she couldn’t trust him.’

The rumored going price for Britney’s written equivalent of the Jerry Springer Show is $10 million. I just love the idea of Britney sitting at her laptop and asking her nanny “how do you spell those kids’ names?” And because I can’t stop…she should also ask how to spell fried, Cheetos, has-been and stupidity.


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| Posted on 04/29/2007, filed under Britney Spears