|
Yeah, Britney Spears is totally fu****. Kevin Federline is passing out supeonas like the Gideons pass out Bibles. Not only has Brit’s assistant and cousin and general party buddy Alli Sims been served, but now Brit’s former bodyguard Daimon Shippen and former assitant Shannon Funk have also received the request to testify. Shippen is the guy with the quick reflexes who caught Sean Preston when Britney almost dropped him in New York. And Shannon is the assistant who was with Brit during her meltdown photo shoot with OK! Magazine. Shannon actually only worked for Britney for three weeks before she was fired. But three weeks of crazy is probably plenty. So this is pretty much Britney’s worst nightmare. Well, actually her worst nightmare probably involves a giant bag of Cheetos and a stampede of wigs, but knowing that the people who know all of her dirty secrets will be testifying in court has to be a close second. |
||||
|
August 14th, 2007
September 28th, 2007 at 5:26 pm
One of Britney’s problems is Chris Angel. I mean here’s a guy who won’t even use his real name.Aside from that ,what has to happen is that the damn jealous MEDIA needs to leave her alone or is it their intention to see her locked away in her home like it was a prison. Like it or not MEDIA Britney is still in demand, she is still the most searched person on the internet, and she is a good mother.
Her Fat,Fired bodyguard needs to leave the earth by Thursday along with “ALLDREAD” his attorney. Her main goal is press, and money.
So let’s just give her some breathing room now. She deserves it.