Man, as if the Britney Spears vs. Kevin Federline custody brawl wasn’t ugly enough. Now we’ve got Britney buddies in hiding and Israeli commandos chasing them down.

From TMZ:

Last night, at 6:09 PM, LAPD officers responded to a street in Venice, Calif. Aaron Cohen, a former counter-terror commando in the Israeli army — attempted to serve a subpoena in the custody case. Cohen, who works for K-Fed’s lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan, spotted Sam Osama Lufti, who may have some association with Spears, but we don’t know exactly what.

TMZ has learned, according to the police report, Lufti recognized Cohen and then gunned his Silver Mercedes SL, smashing into Cohen’s Buick. We’re told Lufti then reportedly smashed into a Range Rover.

And then there’s Brit’s former manager Larry Rudolph who has publicly announced that he’s gone underground to try to elude the process servers.

From People:

“He said he’s doing his best to hide from Kevin’s process server,” Ryan Seacrest, who was in contact with Rudolph over the weekend, said Monday on his KIIS-FM radio show. “He’s actually on the run. They are trying to track him down and serve him with a subpoena and they want him to appear and testify in the custody battle.” Rudolph, who was relieved of his managerial duties by Spears earlier this year, “doesn’t want to be served because he said it won’t be good for Britney,” said Seacrest.

Witnesses in the Britney Protection Program? Commandos with subpoenas? Dude, it’s a custody case! Seriously, do the kids have super powers or national security secrets stashed in their teddy bears?

Anyway, check out Britney with and without her wig and trying not to drop her cigarette ashes on her kid’s head.