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Rumor has it that Britney Spears may be pregnant. Isn’t that wonderful? It’s about time that she had a child. She’ll probably make a great mother. Wait, what’s that? She already has a kid? Two of them? Well where the hell are they and why does she need another one to ignore? From MSNBC: Britney Spears’s friends believe that the baby-popping singer may be pregnant again, according to In Touch Weekly. The friends’ concern may help to explain why Spears seems not to have lost any of her pregnancy weight and why she has been getting sick lately. In one widely circulated photo, Spears was shown throwing up peanut butter and reports said she had been drinking, but according to ITW, Spears has been skipping the booze. “Her dancers were indulging in Malibu rum and pineapple drinks and taking shots of vodka,” a witness to a January 14 party at a Las Vegas casino told the mag. “But Britney drank bottled water.” Spears gave birth to her second child only four months ago — but friends point out that she got pregnant for the second time only three months after having her first child. “I’ve seen her during the last two pregnancies and she has the same look now,” a “pal who sees Britney every week” told the mag. “She’s heavier, but that’s not it. It’s the sparkle in her eye. She always gets that sparkle when she’s pregnant, like she’s relaxed and happy.” Say it with me people, birth control. Maybe we need to say it a little slower so Britney can catch on to the concept. Pop a pill, wear a patch, wrap the man stick, pull out and make a mess…I don’t care, but stop making little Brit Bits. |
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January 18th, 2007
