Jews, welcome Britney Spears.

July 10, 2009

Britney Spears is apparently converting to Judaism for her boyfriend and agent, Jason Trawick. The religion of doing blow in Conoco bathrooms is apparently, overbooked. So Judaism is the next best thing. That’s really hot. The Jews must be sooooo happy about this. Will Adam Sandler’s next Holiday song feature Spears? So many questions, so few answers….Here is more from The Sun.

The singer has been spotted wearing a necklace with the Star of David symbol on during her world tour.
She has even recruited a rabbi to help her study the faith.
A source said: “Britney wants to try the religion Jason was brought up with.”