K-Fed Throws a Kiddie Party

September 12th, 2007

So while Britney Spears was busy looking like a confused stripper during the VMA show, her ex-hubby Kevin Federline was busy looking like a responsible and caring father. Opps…that won’t help Brit in the custody fight.

From People:

Personal assistants were seen picking up banners, balloons and an ice cream cake, all in the theme of the animated movie Cars, for Jayden James, who turns 1 on Wednesday, and Sean Preston, who turns two on Friday…

Spears’s parents, Jamie and Lynne, stopped by for the party at Federline’s San Fernando Valley home, joining about 20 guests. They had also visited their grandchildren the day before, while their daughter was hitting the club scene in Vegas.

So when the judge asks Britney why she missed ker kids’ party she’ll say “But yer judginess, I had a real important show.” Then K-Fed’s pit bull in a pin stripe suit will pop in a video of the performance and the judge will be all “no kids for you!”