Britney Spears has been sporting a bikini in what is now close to a full week. Hey, you gotta respect it. Last night, she did the David Letterman Top Ten in, what else, a bikini. Looks like she’s going for the record set by Tara Reid in the summer of ’99. You go girl. Oh, more Britney Spears bikini pictures and the Top Ten below.
10. I’d be the first president to wear eye shadow since Nixon.
9. We would only invade fun places like Cabo.
8. Free pie for everybody.
7. My situation room would be a cabana at the Palms Casino in Las Vegas.
6. I’d lure Osama out of hiding with the irresistble scent of my new fragrance “Circus Fantasy.”
5. Every presidential news conference would feature costume changes.
4. America might have a more coherent fiscal strategy.
3. Challenge U.S. to put nightclub on the moon by the end of the decade.
2. Three words: Vice president Diddy.
1. Finally the media would pay some attention to me.