Britney Spears has apparently turned to gardening as a way of personal therapy. Hence, my witty title. God I love myself. Here is more from The Sun.

A source said: “Britney has tried every kind of therapy going. She’s studied yoga, seen numerous counsellors and even experimented with mysticism, but they’ve never been more than passing fads.
“This time seems different though. She’s committed to learning as much as she can about horticulture and how it impacts your well-being.
“Whenever she returns to her California home she’s straight out in the garden working. She’s very proud and knowledgeable about what she’s planted and what is growing around her house.”

I know a lot of people in California that grow plants as a way of therapy. Many of them actually garden out in the mountains. Where no one is around. And like a traveling circus, they randomly move positions so that those helicopters are never “on to them.” I just thought I’d throw that in there.

Britney Spears was being pursued by some dancer, angel in the heavens when he picked her up, twirled her, and ripped her hair out. Wait, was this at her Circus concert or in my dreams? Either or, Britney 2.0 is still looking good. I would imagine K-Fed was watching the kids. That or they are front row drinking beers. Seriously folks, do you put it past her? Check out the Britney Spears video.

Britney Spears is apparently not immune to the economic downturn. Imagine that, if you are jobless and penniless, you don’t find a way to come up with a ticket to Britney Spears’ Circus tour.

The pop star, 27, is halfway into a 49-show tour through the U.S., Canada and the UK, with hopes to add more dates through Europe, Australia and a possible second U.S. tour.
“It hasn’t yet been determined whether it’s feasible to expand tours to the Europe or Australia legs,” L.A. Superior Court Commissioner Reva Goetz said following a closed-door discussion with Jamie and his lawyers.
“That will be determined in the future after everyone’s seen the analysis, in terms of the economy and value of the dollar,” Goetz added.

I think Britney may need a stimulus. From me. If you folks know what I mean. If you don’t, its not PG so you might move along…

Britney Spears, the typically just say ho girl, or say yes to pharmacueticals, or say yes to rails of blow, is now telling her audiences to just say no, to weed. I guess the smoke in the air was too much for Britney’s lungs and she had to leave the stage. You go girl, drop that hypocrisy likes its hot! She also encouraged the audience to show their dongs. Nope, not kidding.  “Don’t smoke weed. Rock out with your cocks out. Peace, motherfuckers!” This is good reminder for guys to NOT attend a Britney Spears show. Last thing I need is a weed-free house with a bunch of dong hanging out all over the place. I have some ho-pictures of her below. I also have the Youtube video for you. Pretty much, this is your Thursday Britney Spears fix. So please enjoy.

Britney Spears new Candies ads for Kohls have leaked. Hey, she looks pretty hot. I am confident that some photoshopping has gone on, but who cares? Not me. I like the newly shaped Britney better than the gas station touring one. Good looking atcha babe.

Britney Spears Circus tour hits Houston, Texas. She looks pretty good again, what can you do? Just watch. You know you want to….

Britney Spears has all kinds of dating rumors flying around. Last week, we were talking about Britney and K-Fed getting close again, now we are talking about her and her agent, Jason Trawick. Yeah, who cares? Apparently we do! From Us Weekly.

“They are absolutely, 100 percent not dating,” the source tells Us. “He is her agent, and that is it.”
E! News reported Wednesday that Spears was secretly stepping out with Trawick, but the insider tells Us, “They have never gone out on a date.

“He has been her agent for four years, and they are very close friends,” the source continues. “He gets on with her family, but there is absolutely categorically nothing romantic going on.

“Jason was on the road with Britney for three of her tour dates, but that is because that’s what agents do — they support their clients,” the source goes on. “Any stories of them being together are completely and utterly made up.”

Britney Spears finally got her looks back, but in true Britney-style, she found a away to shed those looks just as quickly as she got them. Her and K-Fed are apparently reuniting, and when I say reuniting, I mean doing he dirty. From Star.

“The truth is, they’re falling in love again,” says an insider. “I don’t think they ever really fell out of love to begin with!”
Kevin has actually been gushing to his mom that being with Britney now reminds him of when they first fell in love in 2004, a family insider tells Star.
The family friend reveals there’s been “some kissing. It started when they agreed that Kevin would take the boys on tour. They’ve shared a lot of flirty moments.”

To try to help the situation, I have posted these bikini pictures of the new Britney Spears body, sans douchebag.

First and foremost, I would like to apologize to those readers that were visually harmed by the earlier Madonna-hooker-old-bag-lady costume pictures. I really want to try to make up for them by posting these pictures of Britney Spears in a bikini hanging out in South Beach, Miami. I know, she’s not what she used to be, but after looking at the Madonna pictures, I really believe she looks like a 10 here. To be honest, she does look pretty good, but I like ‘em like that! Anyways, give these pictures a go.

There is nothing like utilizing a stripper pole and fishnet stockings during a family oriented event, at least if you are Britney Spears. Britney is denying claims that Kevin Federline is trying to kep the kiddos away from Britney’s stripperlicious Circus tour, by saying she actually has been bringing them to the shows.

Contrary to rumors linked to false articles, Britney Spears’ sons, Sean Preston and Jayden James, will be joining her on the entire Circus tour and will be attending shows as planned. Britney’s family is a huge inspiration and she loves having them on the road with her.

These family fun Britney Spears sliding down fire engine poles were taken last night in Atlanta. Enjoy.