I’m pretty sure that Brooke Hogan would be a pretty effective full back in the NFL. You know, the type of back the blast through the line of scrimmage to block out 240 pound line backers. In fact, I think she could knock over guys like Junior Seau. She is just rough. Her legs definitely come from her dad’s side, look at the manly definition. I bet she has a mean game face.
She is pretty much carrying that guy effortlessly. I bet he is terrified secretly, or gay and is into her. I just couldn’t date a girl that bench pressed more than me. It would just seem way too odd. And gay. Her shoulders are excessively broad.
I feel like a bad person writing this, but oh well, it’s true.
More Brooke Hogan linebacker pictures if you want them.
 
