Brooke Hogan got a gig performing stripping at the Calle Ocho Festival in Miami this past weekend. What’s the Calle Ocho Festival? Its a venue that people like Brooke Hogan can get a gig performing at, translation: You’ve never heard of it. Anyways, as you can see from the pictures, she has her dad’s legs and that’s not exactly a good thing. Enjoy these Brooke Hogan strippa pictures at your own risk.































After seeing those pictures, my penis is now offically only for show. I will never be able to get a hardon again.