Carmen Electra turns 40. Body turns 22.

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Whoa…Carmen Electra turned 40. She had a 40th birthday party at the Crazyhorse 3 in Las Vegas and she showed up in a tight green dress looking super hot. It’s really unbelievable that she is 40 years old, her body looks only 22 at this point. She’s the hottest MILF around today.

Wait, can you be a MILF without officially having any children? The only child I recall her really having was babysitting Dennis Rodman, and that doesn’t really count as official motherhood. Its been over a decade since Electra was running the beaches of Los Angeles in a bikini in Baywatch, that’s amazing. And let’s not forget Playboy. And that weird Till Death Do Us Part show with Dave Navarro (that really wasn’t that long ago but I figure I need to throw it in there).

Whatever NASA team of beauticians Carmen has doing the work here, it’s working. Check out these hot pictures of Carmen Electra in her tight green dress.

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Carmen Electra is Back?

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There was a time when Carmen Electra ruled the entertainment world, but time and a new generation of slutier celebs have displaced her from her former position. Yet, it was with great satisfaction that I welcomed today these photos of the blonde plastic-boobed model and actress. To tell you the truth, I think it’s been too long since we got to see a good video or photo series of Carmen Electra. Remember those photos where she promoted Coca Cola and we all kept drooling so much just looking at her that we had to actually get a bottle of coke? Smart marketing… those were good times!

So here she is, dressed as a stripper and showing her gigantic tits in the sexiest outfit we’ve seen her in many years. Would it be too early to say that the old Carmen Electra is back? Let’s wait and see!

Carmen Electra sports a bikini in Greece

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As you can see in the picture, that’s Carmen Electra, wearing a bikini, and repeatedly calling my phone last night, only to be directed straight to voicemail, because that’s how I roll. Gotta make em want ya! Carmen still looks great in a bikini, if you ask me. Although her face doesn’t look the same anymore. She’s still super hot. I’d hit it. More Carmen Electra bikini pictures below.

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Carmen Electra still can pull off trashy.

Carmen Electra can still pull off the trashy look, although according to Hollywood’s fashion bible, one is never too old to pull off trashy. These pictures are from an event at the Roxy in LA hosted by Carmen. The dude with the fingeroll stash is really the winning detail to all things trashy. Carmen’s body still rocks the house, if you ask me. Yumm. Check out more of her pictures below.

Carmen Electra, what the heck happened to her?

Will someone find the old Carmen Electra, you know, the one that didn’t have to support herself as a blackjack dealer at the Playboy Club in Vegas, and bring her back? Oh my, these pictures are a complete travesty. She goes from parading around looking like a cocktail waitress, to dealing cards, and then the worst: dancing fro Robin Leach. The odd thing in all of this is that she’s still damn hot. But I guess desperation has once again, reared its ugly head in Hollywood.

RIP Carmen.