October 15th, 2006

Carmen Electra’s new beauty pill

Carmen Electra is the image of the new Rapid Weight-Loss Beauty Pill "NV" (as in envy).

"NV’s unique three complex formula is a simple way to enhance a woman’s figure, radiate beauty and increase energy," said Electra. "I can identify with a woman’s desire to make her outer appearance match her inner glow, which is why my secret to maintaining my looks, energy and confidence is NV."

Like anybody will believe that a pill will make you beautiful. There you go, take your daily dose of NV and you don’t have to wear braces on your crooked teeth. Or exercise ever again, or even wash your hair! Because we all know that this is the pill that Carmen Electra has been taking all along to be beautiful and thin.


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| Posted on 10/15/2006, filed under Carmen Electra