2012 Billboard Music Awards pictures.

Katy Perry, Amber Rose, Carrie Underwood, Taylor Swift, Julianne Hough, Julie Bowen, Brandy Norwood, Justin Bieber, Jordin Sparks, Las Vegas, MGM Grand

The 2012 Billboard Music Awards took place in Las Vegas at the MGM Grand Garden Arena last night, and I have the pictures to prove it. Do you really need proof from me though? It’s like, everyone knows they did happen. So what do you need me for? Well of course to see these Carrie Underwood portion of the pictures (I got like 40 other also but man she takes the sexy cake).

Carrie Underwood is so freaking hot that it sort of makes me want to do some good old fashioned stalking (internet picture stalking, that is, I can’t deal with LA traffic enough to go full on stalk mode). Man Tony romo has to be just saaaad…

Amber Rose looks stupid. I can’t not think of Kanye West when I see her.

Juliane Hough looks pretty hot.

“Modern Family” stars Ty Burell and Julie Bowen hosted the 2012 Billboard Music Awards live from Las Vegas where LMFAO won six awards plus performed that annoying song of they have. Taylor Swift won Billboard Woman of the Year, Kanye West accepted on her behalf. I’m. Just. Kidding. About Kanye, of course. Taylor is all woman all year folks. Stevie Wonder got an Icon award, he performed and Alicia Keys did a rendition of Superstition. But Adele won 12 awards, so she pretty much owned the show. And she didn’t even show up. Seriously, she double owned everyone by not even showing up to claim the damn prizes. That’s total star power. Perry, Cee Lo Green, Linkin Park, The Wanted, Usher, Chris Brown, all performed on the night as well. Overall it was a fun watch for those not nerding out standing outside with a stupid mirror and box trying to get a glimpse of the solar eclipse. What kind of loser does that? Ok, this loser, I got blinded by not using a nerd box or silly 3D glasses or whatever. I wanted to see what all the hype was about. I hate me lots right now. This screen looks like 40 Robin Williams bad movies right now. It’s bad.

Lots of pictures. You can check the tags for all the hot celebrity woman names in case you get confused here.

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Carrie Underwood Bikini Pictures

Carrie Underwood bikini

Carrie Underwood is a beautiful blonde country singing sensation who got her big debut by winning American Idol.  Since winning Idol, Carrie has continued to release album after album of hit songs, winning a ton of awards. But her music is not the only thing that this talented singer has going on for her. She’s got a killer body and the face of an angel, so no wonder she’s so rapidly becoming such a hot celebrity.

Carrie has most recently broken the hearts of millions of men, by getting married to Mike Fisher, the luckiest asshole in the world.  We are all a little jealous of Mike, he gets to stick his dick into that delicious blonde any time he wants.  Ah, the things I could do to that tight little body Carrie has. Sorry, I got a little distracted there, please enjoy these bikini pics of Carrie Underwood in Tahiti. Yes, they’re a little blurry, but still worth looking at!

One of Romo’s ex’s makes CMA, the other, not so much.

Payback is a…..well, its releasing a country album, then thinking you will win an award, but not winning the award and in fact, not even getting into said award show, only to end up watching as your boyfriend’s ex girlfriend host the show (looking hotter than you, I might add).

In a last ditch effort to save her career, the “Dukes of Hazzard” star released a country album earlier this year — so it would have made sense to make an appearance at last night’s show. Unfortunately, the Carrie Underwood-hosted CMAs had no time to have Tony Romo’s current girlfriend perform, present or sit in the bleachers, since they had already filled their ranks with tried and true country artists like … Hugh Jackman, Nicole Kidman, Reese Witherspoon and Lil Wayne!

Looks like Jessica will have some time this year to attend all of Tony Romo’s football games. Terrel Owens must be shedding tears of happiness at the thought. I think if Tony were to actually make it through the playoffs this year, he’d probably go back to Carrie. Never thought I would say this, but he needs an upgrade. Being dumped from the Country Music Awards is pretty bad.