Adnan Ghalib

And not over his silly fashion style, which comes as a shock to most of the free thinking world.

JFX online says, He received a stab wound to his arm, facial lacerations as well as a nice shiner. I’m not sure what to make of this considering that he’s received more and more death threats in recent weeks. Is it coincidence? I don’t know. But in the ever growing Adnan hating world that some blogs live in, the repeated venom spewed at him could have finally boiled over to the real world. 

Don’t hate him because he’s beautiful. Hate him because he is always seen out in that silly jacket. Or hate him because he loves Britney. Or hate him because he’s a paparazzi that turned his back on those that make a living screwing people over. Is being that low even possible?

Apparently it is. And the Hatorade is flowing at the clubs as well.

By parading Kathy Griffin and Adnan Ghalib around Victoria’s Secret.

Yeah right.

First off, Kathy Griffin doesn’t wear lingerie with her lovers, she wears long pointy hats and sets her mate on fire. And Adnan doesn’t get to date any actual celebs now, he is back to the F-List. I can’t believe that Ashton can’t think of any better ideas. Just kidding, it’s not shocking at all.

More pictures of the lamest Ashton Kutcher attempt ever.

 

Star Magazine says, A source tells Star, “When Britney got out of the hospital the first time, Adnan talked her into going to Mexico to get married, saying that was the only way he could protect her.” But Brit’s paparazzo boytoy forgot to mention that he was still married to second wife AzLynn Berry! Oops! 

Oh and….

“In all my years,” said an insider, “I’ve never seen as big a dirtbag as this guy. I can’t believe how he has taken advantage of this woman when she is in such a fragile state.” 

If marrying her were the path to sanity, KFED would have a lot to say about this. Now what? Is Adnan entitled to the estate? Or just her nagging about what time he gets home at night and who is texting him all day? I doubt you can win by marrying Britney.

So Adnan Ghalib took time out from ordering shirts from Ted Baker online yesterday and visited his fun-pill, Britney Spears. Although intitial reports surfaced that Lynne Spears kicked the walking mannequin  out of the hospital, it is now being said that Lynne is cool.

OK! Magazine says, Many had speculated that Lynne had taken to Adnan in the days leading up to Britney’s hospitalization, especially when the two rode together to the hospital last week while his archenemy Sam Lutfi and Brit’s cousin, Alli Sims, were left to ride in their own cars. 

When I say “cool,” I really mean “she is banging him.”

I have no proof of this, but it would just make sense in the Days of Our Spears.  At least Britney has reason to be paranoid, maybe those doctors will see it her way now.

Or so the word is on the street. Apparently Adnan Ghalib test male enhancement products. Yes, he test penis pills. Now I can totally understand the appeal Britney Spears has to him. You see, Britney is crazy and crazy bi$%tches like to have sex. A lot. It makes them feel better about themselves.

Here is an excerpt:

Occupation: Filmmaker.
Tell Us a Little Something About Yourself:
I work in “the” industry in Los Angeles and I know many of my friends use these products. Thought this would be an interesting opportunity to reveal the truth to many men worldwide.

How is he a filmmaker?

Oh wait, I just answered my own question. Penis enhancement, Britney Spears and a filmmaking career. To think the entire time the answers were right in front of us.

At least I can’t imagine it has anything else on its mind in this picture. Another day, another Britney Spears meltdown.

People says, Wearing brown high heels, cutoff shorts and a plaid fedora, Spears then seemed to downplay the incident, saying, “I’m fine. I’m . . . having a nice time with my dog.” (She later hopped into a car with another photographer, Filipe Teixeira, who gave her a lift to Ralph’s supermarket in Studio City, before bringing her home. He and another photographer pal were then invited inside, where they spent the remainder of the night.)

I particularly love how Adnan Ghalib comes to her rescue wearing a $900 tshirt with a matching jacket that cost God knows how much. Yeah Britney, he isn’t concerned about the fame, he just wants to help you and look good while doing so. Your world is fantastic and in logical order.

Here is more.

The family reunion didn’t last long, however – as Spears, clutching a bag, bolted from the mansion, says a source. She hopped into a car with Ghalib and the two sped off.
Their getaway hit a speed bump, however, when their car got a flat tire. (Spears is no stranger to vehicular malfunction.) The two pulled into a Chevron to pump air into the deflated tire, then returned to the Summit house – where mom Lynne, and the two photographers, still waited – at around 11 p.m. (Ghalib left soon afterward.)

Why can’t Britney get a car that doesn’t get flats or break down? I have an old car. It has never had a flat. Or even broken down for that matter.

More Britney Spears pics.

And he supposedly wants 2 million.

News of the World says,

Clip 1:
Britney sitting on her bed wearing a nightie. She talks about herself in the third person and rambles about her childhood. She’s heard saying: “When Britney was a child, she had to work really hard. When she was 13 years old, she won all the beauty pageants.”

Clip 2:
Brit wrapped in a white bath towel, again perched on the edge of the bed. Talking to thin air, she mumbles: “Britney has an angel looking out for her, don’t you, angel?”

Clip 3:
Britney talking to Adnan, who’s holding the camera, and calling him by his pet name Bubba. She smiles: “I’m really happy. Bubba’s here for me now. It’s all good.”

Clip 6:
Britney crying hysterically after a night out. Mascara stains her cheeks as she wails: “Britney wants to live. I’m not crazy. I miss the kids and I did love Kevin.”

You will notice that clips 4 and 5 are missing. Adnan says he intends to hold on to those and shop them at a later date. Apparently all the tapes show Britney Spears essentially being crazy. Shocking, I totally can’t believe it. I really want to see this crazy ass b$%tch on Barbara Walters. I think she is really due for some kind of a historical interview. I mean, this really can’t last all that much longer, one has to think that a bottle of pills awaits as her fate.

NY Daily News says, Ghalib conceded that Spears, 26, was not aware he was going public about their relationship and insisted they are still together despite reports she kicked him to the curb.
“It’s far from over, but then I don’t have the ultimate say in this relationship,” Ghalib said.

Oh man, does this mean that Britney Spears craziness is rubbing off on Adnan? Just the other day she was heard britishly telling his own paparazzi team that she doesn’t even know who Adnan is.

And what does he mean he doesn’t have the “ultimate say” in the relationship? Adnan, you need to man up and take control of this whack ass b$*tch. Sorry dude, but if she is as crazy as she seems, if you aren’t in control, that makes you crazier. You need to whip a ho into shape. This is America. Come on dude.

Here are a few more pics of Adnan Ghalib

Adnan wasn’t with Britney this weekend, according to him he was at a funeral. According to Sam Lufty, Britney filed a restraining order.

This is the rumor, so says his Agency, Finalpixx, All I can say is that I have not been in contact with Britney since early Friday morning.
The reason being, that I have had to attend a family funeral in Santa Barbara. My phone has been off during this time out of respect for my family. I am only now becoming aware of what is being said. I hope to be back home in Los Angeles soon and to be in contact with Miss Spears.

Ok, the fact that this “rumor” is on Adnan’s agency blog should be pretty telling. At leaset if you are an intelligent human being with basic deducing skills. For the slow, I would say this is a big PR con job. Brit, Adnan and Sam are all getting a major kickback. All Britney has to do is be herself and everyone else is making a killing.

Think about it, her gig is dried up. She may run out of money. Why not use the system that has used you for so many years.

Kinda brilliant if you ask me.

Well, it was bound to happen. A source close to Ryan Seacrest (really that means it is either Randy or Paula) has told him on his radio show that Britney is done with Adnan for fear that he is shopping their story to the tabloids. For Britney, this makes her second common sense observation in less than a week (the other being that Dr. Phil is a complete douchebag).

What does this mean? I would say it is a good sign that Britney is finally on the road to recovery!

If she calls out Tyra for being the Anti-Christ tomorrow, I would say she is cured and the need for a lobotomy sharply decreased.

Go Britney!