Alessandro Ambrosio

I know this may come off as totally shocking, but Allesandro Ambrosio hangs out with supermodels on remote beaches. And they all have a boat.

I too have been to islands similar in make-up. That’s just how I roll. This picture is really no big deal to me, I have seen it before. Thousands of times in fact. Sometimes on my vacations I take s stroll on the beach, grab some coffee, give a homeless man some change, and then wave “hi” to a few supermodels in bikinis hanging out around a row boat.

This is supposedly taken from the new VH1 Reality show, yes, Reality, if you can believe that, called The Shot.

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That is all I need for a title.

Alessandro Ambrosio.

I would kill a midget if I could be one of those people touching her in the picture. How on earth does one come across that job?

We are looking for motivated individuals willing to touch supermodels on the buttocks 8 hours per day, Mon - Fri. You get two fifteen minute breaks and a 1/2 hour lunch.

I wouldn’t take the breaks. Seriously, I wouldn’t even take the lunch. I would be too freaked that some smuck would jump into the buttock touching rotation and I would be moved to lining up chairs duty. I think I would actually sleep on the set in the lawnchairs. I would never leave all week while the shoot was going on.

I would be a shoe in for employee of the month.

I can’t believe how hot she is. It kind of sickens me.

Here are more Alessandro Ambrosio bikini pictures.