Angelina Jolie is pregnant, and her breast are now preparing to feed an army. Maybe she is having twins? Nevertheless, the breast are glowing and growing, which is always a good thing. But with the good comes the bad. And when I say bad, I am not talking about Mr. and Mrs. Smith, I am talking about her gaining pregnancy weight. It’s coming. Don’t be fooled by the perception that she has Tokyo completely tuned in. The bad cometh.
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Angelina jolie and Jennifer Aniston were supposed to have a little sit down and discuss the issues between the two, namely Brad Pitt, in hopes of making things less tense. But Angelina decided not to show at the last minute. And if author Robert Greene, author of The 48 Laws of Power is correct, it wasn’t because she was adapting more African kids.
US Weekly says, “If Angelina is trying to get under Jen’s skin – push her buttons – this is a clever way to do it,” Greene adds.
“Imagine you’re in Jen’s shoes,” he says. “You’re worried about Angelina showing up. And she never does. It’s infuriating. If intentional, it’s definitely a power move.”
I would say this makes Angelina a big meanie. I would also say this makes Jennifer a nut case. I mean, come on, how long has it been? Wow, Jen is now used goods. No guy wants to date a chick that can’t get over being hung up on a dude. Vince Vaughn was supposed to be the rebound. What happened Jen?
Well, she is hot. Check out more Jennifer Aniston pictures.
 
For sure. Go ahead and message the Ugandan, some kid ain’t getting a home because Brad Pitt couldn’t wrap it up. Both actors showed up at the Spirit Awards this weekend and didn’t appear to be concerned about hiding anything. A noticeable baby bump was present as was Brad Pitt’s old man pants.
These two are going to end up with way too many rug rats running around the mansion. Hopefully Angelina snaps back into place after this for Brad’s sake. I am confident she will though.
 
US Weekly says, We called it a rumor yesterday, Angelina Jolie being pregnant. Well, an obvious rumor. And now it is more and more obvious to the rest of the shallow world.
One SAG attendee tells Us in its latest issue, on newsstands now, “It was so obvious she was pregnant. You could clearly see the bump’s outline.”
If the baby comes out as African decent, I am going to laugh because that would be controversial and ironic. And funny.
Ok, that isn’t going to happen. But hey, one can wish for dramas? Anyways, another hot starlet bites the dust. Jessica Alba is pregnant also. So this pretty much sucks. I really don’t want this blog to be overrun with pregnancies. Hopefully this is just a phase.
But why when it is just easier to wear a preggo dress to a major media function. So I guess Angelina Jolie is having a little Pitt. Why not? Jessica Alba is pregnant so why not ruin the last of the hotties in Hollywood? I think this just gave me morning sickness.
What is wrong with the African baby farms? That deal was working out for all of us. Why throw a hitch into things? The way I look at it Angelina is that you are now leaving some poor African kid to die, or worse, attend Oprah’s school.
This seems totally selfish to me. What about guys like me that depend on new pictures of you for “things.”
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Bauer Griffin says, Earlier this year, Angelina Jolie was seen visiting the office of Dr. Jason Rothbart, who treated her during her first pregnancy and delivered her daughter Shiloh in Namibia. It is believed that she was advised by Rothbart to put on some weight, or he would be unable to help her achieve a second pregnancy.
Angelina herself has been open about her desire to be pregnant. And now she has apparently been spotted at the OB GYN office of the doctor who helped Nicole Richie through her recent pregnancy. The consensus is that Brad and Angelina plan on moving to their recently-purchased chateau in France where they hope to add two to their ever expanding brood there.
The word on the street is that Brad Pitt has some rather powerful juice and that Angelina Jolie is going to have twins. And then move to France, which sucks for them. French people are annoying, even when you are rich. Ok, I have no idea how they treat rich people, I just know how they treated me and the jeans I wore over there were pretty expensive so I have to assume they thought I was rich.
When is Brad Pitt going to return to normal? Last interview I saw with the guy he seemed really depressed. He was talking about his old age. He is like 44, right? Puss.
I am surprised that Angelina wants to have her own kids, I figured she would keep the African baby mill going strong.
The Brangelina shopping duo hit up the streets of New Orleans, apparently buying the kids some clothes. Brad Pitt is just weird now if you ask my opinion. He used to be super cool, I am not really sure what happened to him. I saw him do an interview a few weeks back and he talking about being old and sad.
Man up Brad, you have a hit chick and a lot of money. Life could honestly be worse.
Celebs need to stop crying, they are better than the rest of us and that should be good enough. We shouldn’t have to hear them whine.
I wonder it Angelina bought her dad a gift for Christmas?
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It’s Friday and I’m in a good mood, so here’s some celebrity sponsored cuteness for you. Check out Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt out with Shiloh. It’s like the Waltons…if Ma had an Oscar, Pa was mouth wateringly hot and the kid all had trust funds and nannies. See, just like the Waltons. Anyway, here’s Hollywood’s most glamorous family looking all normal and nice. No scandals, no drugs, no custody fights, no upskirts, no down shirts, no vomit, no handcuffs and no Britney Spears. |
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Look, Angelina Jolie is so into her United Nations work that she brings a mini-UN with her in her SUV. Oh wait, that’s not a midget security council, that just Angie and her rainbow family of gloabl love and harmony. And while Angie may still be a little too skinny, the girl must have some major muscles hidden under those baggy clothes. Check out Angie carting Zahara and Pax around like a teamster and still wrangling big guy Maddox. And not a nanny in sight. Guess Angie does her own mommy stunt work. |
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Well, they may have a whole passel of kids running around, but Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are still obnoxiously sexy. Check out Angie rocking the clevage at the premiere of Brad’s new flick The Assassination of Jesse James. Wow! That’s one hot mommy. And because I love me some Brad, I have to point out that he’s looking all kinds of yummy too. |
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Sexy humanitarian and Angelina Jolie’s best accessory Brad Pitt just won the Best Actor Award at the Venice Film Festival for his role in The Assassination of Jesse James…and he got booed! Apparently the artsy-fartsy types weren’t expecting Brad to scoop up whatever cheesy trophy they give out in Italy. And they were none too pleased that Brokeback Mountain director Ang Lee won for his flick Love, Caution. From Reuters: Reporters and critics in the press room, watching the closing ceremony beamed live on a big screen, booed when Lee’s Golden Lion was announced, and again, more loudly, when Hollywood star Brad Pitt was named best actor. Hmmm…don’t care. If I was giving out an award I’d announce Brad Pitt as the winner every time too. I could be presenting the award for best actress in a midget porn category and I’d still say “Brad Pitt” just on the off chance that he’d give me that obligatory “thank you” kiss when he grabbed the statue. Pics of Brad and that brunette he’s always with at the film fest. |
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Ok, so we’ve covered all the recent trainwrecks and crash and burns, now how about a healthy dose of cuteness to make us all feel better. Here are Angelina Jolie and daughter Zahara looking all adorable in New York. And as if all the prettiness isn’t enough to send you into cutie-pie overload, check out Angie and Z sporting matching Valentino purses. Wow, this is so sweet I think I suddenly became diabetic. |
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Brad Pitt is not only sexy as the devil, but he’s a good ex-husband too. Or so he says. Brad told V Magazine that he and ex-wife Jennifer Aniston have a “deep friendship.” Uh-huh. Does Angelina know that? Does Jen? From V Magazine: “Jen and I still maintain a deep friendship and have a lot of life together that isn’t erased in any way.” “The most important thing about that time was for Jen and me to figure out if - how do I put it? - if we didn’t want to go on without any outside influence. Is this where we got off? Have we taken this as far as we wanted to? Those questions had to be answered before an attraction for Angie could be answered.” Ummm…yeah, I don’t think that’s the same conversation Jen had in her head while Brad was packing his clothes to go shack up with Angelina Jolie. I mean it’s cool that Brad is all well adjusted with the divorce and wants to be Jen’s friend, but he’s practicaly married to Angeina Jolie and has a whole gaggle of kids. Jen dated and dumped Vince Vaughn. Like they’re going to have anything to talk about over lattes. Except for that time when they were they were Hollywood’s golden couple…you know before he made that movie with Angelina Jolie. |
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Insta-dad Brad Pitt says he loves his passel of kids and is even up for grabbing another imported bundle of third world joy. Brad was at the Venice Film Festival and talking up fatherhood when he told an Italian reporter that he’s ready for another one. From People: “It’s the most fun I have ever had and also the biggest pain in the ass I have ever experienced,” he told reporters at the Venice Film Festival on Sunday. “(But) I love it and I can’t recommend it any more highly.” When asked by Italian state TV if he and partner Angelina Jolie were ready for a fifth child, Pitt replied: “Yeah, we’re ready.” And all across the world little orphans are busy practicing their “take me home” smiles and puppy dog pouts. Hell, I’m practicing too. Brad, seriously, I’m up for adoption. I’m even potty trained…mostly. Hey, it was one time and I was laughing really hard. Pics of Brad and Angie at the Venice Film Festival. |
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The World’s Most Beautiful Do-Gooder is in a combat zone. UN Goodwill Ambassador Angelina Jolie is visiting Iraq and Syria in an attempt to bring global attention to the region. And let’s face it, nobody brings attention like Angelina. From Reuters: “I have come to Syria and Iraq to help draw attention to this humanitarian crisis and to urge governments to increase their support for UNHCR and its partners,” the actress said in a statement released by the U.N. High Commissioner for Refugees. “It is absolutely essential that the ongoing debate about Iraq’s future includes plans for addressing the enormous humanitarian consequences these people face,” she said. I’m all about Angie spreading goodwill and getting people to pony up money and aid to help people in need. That’s right, there’s more to me than snark. And just out of curiosity, doesn’t she still need a kid from the Middle East for her collection? |
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In case you’re worried,the world’s most beautiful do-gooders are still madly in love and happily not married. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are now so famous that even non-stories about the two of them are stories. Today’s useless bit of fluff…they’re happy. Yawn. From People: “There are no problems whatsoever,” the source adds. “Things are really good.” In fact, those who know the couple best say their only problem at the moment is the rumors themselves: that Jolie is fighting with Pitt, suffers from an eating disorder and is feuding with Pitt’s parents, Bill and Jane. Well of course we cling to those rumors. Perfect is not only boring, but it makes the rest of us feel bad. Hoping that Angelina occasionally tosses a frying pan at Brad’s head makes my licking the inside of the ice cream container a little less pathetic. |
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Looks like Angelina Jolie has gone all soft and squishy now that she’s hooked up with hunky Brad Pitt. Angie has reportedly given up lovin’ on the ladies and has taken the kink out of her kinkiness. From The Sun: The 32-year-old actress has admitted bedding women in the past — and using knives during sex. She said: “I’ve never hidden my bisexuality. But since I’ve been with Brad, there’s no longer a place for that or S&M in my life.” However Angelina stressed she was now happy with Hollywood hunk Brad, 43 — but to keep her he needed “to be sexy”. She told French magazine Public he trusted her not to cheat, adding: “He lets me talk to whomever I want. “He has complete blind faith in me.” You know, if I had Brad Pitt in my bedroom things would get more kinky, not less. There would be women, ropes, midgets, costumes you name it…anything to keep him from escaping out the window. Angie, get your priorities in line woman! |
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Apparently Life & Style Magazine has it in for Brangelina. Well, in all fairness, everyone who watches Hollywood is waiting for either the wedding of the century or a mega break-up with adopted kids being divided up like vacation homes. Face it people, it’s what we do. But L&S has run four cover stories in the past two months claiming that Brad and Angie are over. Now Brad Pitt’s spokesman is speaking out (which makes sense…since that’s his job). The mouthpiece told US Magazine: These magazines continue to write lies about our clients to sell magazines. But does writing something amusing, if a little unfounded, about beautiful people because your own life is sad and lonely really count as lies? |
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Angelina Jolie is so skinny that even Brad Pitt is jumping on the “woman, eat something” comment board. Brad is reportedly worried about Angie’s frail frame and wants her to get some help. From Star Magazine: “Brad seems worried sick about Angie, and he doesn’t know what else he can do,” a friend of the couple tells Star. “At this point, I think getting professional help might be the wisest way to go. He didn’t want it to come to this, but going to a rehab center for eating disorders may be the best thing for Angelina.” Oh Brad, just run on down to Africa and pick up another a kid. That’ll perk her right up. |
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Oh here’s a rumor to keep tongues wagging and comments flying. Is the world’s superest super couple planning to tie the knot? It’s being whispered that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are planning to make their relationship legal with a Spring wedding in Italy. The Bosh has the scoop on their reported $220 million prenup: “They don’t want anything left to chance,” an insider told The ENQUIRER. “They are straightening out all their financial arrangements before the big day so they can kiss at the altar knowing they have taken care of every eventuality.” As for the upcoming nuptials, the source also revealed that the couple were planning on getting hitched in April in a ceremony in Italy. “They’ve loved Italy ever since they spent time there while on a break from filming, and they’ve talked about a small wedding in Tuscany of near George Clooney’s mansion in the Lake Como region,” divulged the insider.” A $220 million prenup? That’s like the merging of two small countries. Seriously, all Brangelina needs is a flag and a postage stamp. Hell, I’d move there. Do you get adopted as soon as you get your visa? |
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