And we aren’t talking the stripper types, although that would be way cooler than what the Star is reporting this morning. Apparently, she is donating money to Octomom. Wow, talk about positive reinforcement!

“Angelina is worried about the best interests of the kids,” explains a source. “As a mom of six, she knows how chaotic and costly raising a big family can be.”
And while the money would no doubt help Nadya pay for everything from clothes to schooling, Angelina, 33, does have some misgivings about the gift, notes the source.
“She doesn’t necessarily approve of Nadya, and she doesn’t want to turn the situation into even more of a circus.”

So basically Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt allow their little satan spawns to run wild while they are off socialiting around at Award Show parties.  The couple had to leave the BAFTAs early the other night because their satan-spawns were running wild in the hallways of the Dorchester Hotel in London. Maybe the couple needs to put them on that mean nanny show? More from The Sun.

They told Maddox, seven, Pax, five, Zahara, three, and two-year-old Shiloh they could play outside their suite under supervision from their nanny.
But one fed-up guest, who asked not to be named, moaned: “They were running up and down the hallway for over an hour.
“Their nanny tried to quieten them down and move them out the way when people came through. But she had her hands full with the four of them.”

She had her hands full? Boy, these kids sure sound spoiled! Seems to me someone needs a good course in parenting. Maybe for starters, you actually don’t leave your kids in high-end hotels with access to hallways and sugar!

Megan Fox is rumored to be up for the role of the leading character, Lara Croft, in the video game movie, Tomb Raider. Of course, this would be replacing Angelina Jolie, who doesn’t have time in between adopting african children.

According to the Hollywood Reporter, the third film will completely reboot the video-game-based character, including changing her origin story (most likely shying away from her English aristocracy roots), and introduce new kinds of missions, love interests and villains.
And, most notably, a new leading lady.
While producers say an actress likely won’t be cast until a writer and director have signed on, Fox has emerged as the frontrunner replacement, at least as far as the blogosphere is concerned.

Obviously, if you check out the pictures below, it appears that Megan Fox is taking this role so seriously, that she has plunged directly into cloning herself as an exact replication of Angelina. Now, she has the lips, tattoos, figure….but where is her Brad Pitt and children? I guess that shouldn’t be too tough for her to accomplish. Seriously folks, these pictures make it tough to tell who-is-who?

Ok, remember when Ryan Seacrest was a like a Hollywood God? Ok, neither do I, but pretend for a second he was. Well, he is now a douchebag by the most official terms. Check out where Ryan tries to interview Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie and they completely ignore him.

Seacrest out!!!!

Sorry, but I really think from now on any post title involving Angelina Jolie should be used to referrence the obvious. Anyways, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie attended the 14th Annual Critics Choice Awards, and I think they were winless. Brad still remains the loser in the I dumped Jen Aniston for Angelina contest. Oh sorry, was that another tangent? Oh well, I do give credit where credit is due, Angelina’s legs look pretty awesome, click the picture below and see for yourself.

Brad Pitt came out in the latest W Magazine and defended both Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie. Check it out.

“Listen, man, Jen is a sweetheart,” Pitt says, as if to settle this thing once and for all. “I think she got dragged into that one, and then there’s a second round to all of that Angie versus Jen. It’s so created.” Of his current relationship with Aniston, he says, “We still check in with each other. She was a big part of my life, and me hers. I don’t see how there cannot be [that]. That’s life, man. That’s life.”

“What people don’t understand is that we filmed [Mr. & Mrs. Smith] for a year,” he explains. “We were still filming after Jen and I split up. Even then it doesn’t mean that there was some kind of dastardly affair. There wasn’t. I’m very proud of the way that it was handled. It was respectful. [The film] will mean something to our kids. It will, that’s all.”

Translation: Jennifer Aniston is now officially hotter than his current wife, Angelina Jolie, and Brad realizes the magnitude at which he screwed the pooch. In fact, I don’t even think its close between the two womenz. I mean, see for yourself in this Jennifer Aniston Nude shoot. Yep, I knew you’d agree with me. So now what does Brad do? Pretty tough to go back, but if Angelina keeps on the path she is on with all the weird lip botox crap, he might be best to cut his loses now and send Jen a text.

And its not to save her looks. Angelina Jolie is being advised to stop having babies as it may pose a signifigant health risk. To her, not Brad. The only risk Brad Pitt has in all this is wearing condoms, which poses a serious annoyance threat to him. Ok! Magazine is reporting it.

“Her previous pregnancies ended with emergency caesarian secions,” an insider tells OK!. “She’s been told that, at the least, she should not get pregnant for a year after her last deliver, and it would be safer if she did not get pregnant, ever.”
The health complications this time around could pose a direct danger to the Changeling star, Dr. Larrian Gillespie, who has not treated Angie, tells OK!.
“Angelina is at risk of having a stroke or heart attack, and because she developed gestational diabetes, there is a high risk she’ll have it again, with the child being at risk for diabetes.”

I hear Angelina is fertile. Hey, I’m just sayin’…….

Its nice to be a young child that gets chosen to have Angelina Jolie as their mommy. It means shopping, lots of shopping, and later in life, it will mean women, lots of women. Trust me, one day when Maddox is visiting those college bars at LSU, having Angelina as your mom will be the coolest name-drop ever. It will also be a panty dropper. If Maddox is smart, he will just stay down on the Bayou and avoid LA at all cost. These are pictures of the loving mother-son duo shopping in New Orleans this weekend. I wonder if Maddox will ever get to see his gandpa?

….feeding that is. Hey, don’t kill the messenger….

Apparently she has trouble simultaneously breast feeding her twins, Knox and Viv. However, Brad seems to have the hang of using her breast. Sorry, I had to pull the trigger on that one. Anyways, Jolie did an interview with GMTV in Britain, I guess this time there were no Aniston bombs dropped. That’s really to bad for the blogosphere. And it appears Brad has a mustache. Isn’t this mustache month, or something? Support men’s health? Whatever, not sure, so on with Angelina Jolie and her breast.

“You think, ‘Ah, if anybody can do that, I can do that,’ she says in an interview on British show GMTV. “But it’s a lot harder than it looks in the books. I did that a few times, but [mostly] I would take turns. It just takes a long time.”
(In the books? Tricks like the “double football hold.”)

Jolie, 33, says she weaned the twins when they were 3 months old. “[That was] about as much as I could do,” she says.

So how does having six kids affect her Hollywood commitments with Brad Pitt?

“The only time it ever collides is if, you know, we’re trying to get ready for some event where we have to walk a carpet and somebody gets peed on, and figures, ‘Oh well, I guess we’ll be wearing that this evening,” she says.

Apparently Brad is none-to-happy about a recent interview his wife, luscious-lips-Angelina, did with Vogue magazine. She basically admitted the obvious, which is she started hooking up with Brad during the filming of Mr. and Mrs. Smith. Its not secret that Jennifer Aniston has long been, lets just say, mildly pyschopathically enraged over the situation. I guess Angelina wanted to spark a fire.

Here is more from the Chicago Sun.

One would have to assume Pitt’s irritation was due to Aniston’s comment that it was ”uncool” Jolie came clean about falling in love with her married co-star in ”Mr. and Mrs. Smith.”
But still, it was Pitt who cheated on Aniston — leading to a horribly public split that was clearly humiliating for the popular actress.
Another source, close to Jolie, said Wednesday that Pitt and Jolie were ”totally thrown” by Aniston’s Vogue interview, thinking she had already ”moved on … and wouldn’t want to reopen this old wound.”

Anyways, lets get on to the more important business at hand. Like what should her punishment be? I say a good spanking during next week’s Monday Night Football game. I think that sounds fair. I’d use a wooden spoon from the kitchen, then I’d frame it. Ok, ok, this is kinda my fantasy too…