Anna Kournikova

Anna Kournikova showed up looking all fresh and gorgeous at this Cartier event last week. Apparently she forgot to wear her pants, which is totally okay because she has those amazing, muscular legs. It’s too bad, though, that with such hot stems nobody taught her how to stand in a way that makes her look less like she has a side cramp.

Remember Anna Kournikova? Former professional tennis player who never won anything but was still ridiculously famous because she was way hotter than all the other girls playing with balls and rackets? Yeah her. Well here she is in a bikini.

I know it doesn’t really count as news, but its a Saturday and she’s a sort of celeb in swimwear. And while she may not have much of a career at the moment, she does still look good in a two piece.

Retired tennis star Anna Kournikova is learning that good looks won’t get you everything. Well, she already figured out that it won’t get you tennis trophies, but now her hot bod and good looks aren’t even enough to save her from a surfer smackdown.

From thew New York Post

Retired tennis hottie Anna Kournikova probably wished she’d bitten her tongue after she yelled at a Miami Beach surfer and his sunbathing puppy, “That dog should be on a [bleep]ing leash!” The surfer snapped back, “Maybe you should be on a [bleep]ing leash!” Our source reports, “All the surfers and bystanders applauded and barked at Anna.” Embarrassed, Kournikova walked around the corner, but “reappeared minutes later with three girlfriends who just stood there scowling.” Kournikova’s rep did not return calls.

So the surfer manages a fantastic comeback and all Anna can do is grab some girls and organize a nasty look brigade. Guess you need more than blonde hair and a backhand when you’re back on the outskirts of the A-list.