By parading Kathy Griffin and Adnan Ghalib around Victoria’s Secret.
Yeah right.
First off, Kathy Griffin doesn’t wear lingerie with her lovers, she wears long pointy hats and sets her mate on fire. And Adnan doesn’t get to date any actual celebs now, he is back to the F-List. I can’t believe that Ashton can’t think of any better ideas. Just kidding, it’s not shocking at all.
More pictures of the lamest Ashton Kutcher attempt ever.
 
His new show, Pop Fiction, which is centered around fooling the media with celeb pranks, is apparently fooling no one. The original Paris Hilton plus Monk recipe seemed to get the attention of the media, but since then, seems to have went down hill.
NY Daily News says, “There’s nothing these people do that we don’t know about before they get there. We know everything. Ninety percent of their lives are put together by other people. It’s almost like these celebs have LoJack. It’s easy to track them. “
Star mag ran a picture of Paris and her “guru,” but reported that it was a stunt. “We never took it seriously,” Star editor in chief Candace Trunzo tells us. “After a while, you learn what smells.” Kutcher’s crusade for truth won’t affect Star’s coverage of Kutcher and his wife, Demi Moore, Trunzo says. “He’s only semi-interesting,” she says. “He doesn’t sell a lot of mags.”
“It’s a typical conceited celebrity,” says a mag insider. “Live a life, man. Grow up. Go act. If a celeb has a full week, then they have way too much time on their hands.”
Doesn’t appear that Ashton has very many friends in the media. Can you say backfire?
 
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Uh-oh, looks like Ashton Kutcher is going to get a lecture about taking care of his cell phone. Maxim is reporting that Demi Moore’s boy toy husband forgot his cell phone in a cab while on vacation in France back in April and now the enterprising taxi driver who found the famous dude’s phone wants a $1 million reward/ransom. If the age defying couple doesn’t pay up the French Fry is reportedly threatening to sell naked photos of both Ashton and Demi that are in the phone to the paparazzi. Oh, and he’s got all of Ashton’s celebrity buddies’ digits too. Vive la extortion! |
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Photos courtesy of Bauer-Griffin
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Ashton Kutcher who recently celebrated his first wedding anniversary with wife Demi Moore says he is head over heels in love with her but finds married life “bizarre”. Ashon also says “I don’t think you can feel married I think you just feel in love and when you’re in love that’s a really great place to be”. Meanwhile, Ashton has revealed he never argues with Demi. He told Parade magazine: “We have frustrations, like every relationship. It’s just the way we deal with them. “We had one argument in the first three months of dating, and since then we haven’t had any. We deal with issues before they become arguments.” |
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“I don’t like water and being in it,” Kutcher confessed to Britain’s Sunday Express. “As a kid growing up I learned to swim but it wasn’t real swimming it was only doggy paddling.” Shooting this film was a case of being forced to face ones fears. Since shooting required the him to be submerged in water for up to nine hours a day. “You get unbelievably cold and it’s the hardest thing I’ve done,” he said. “When I started swimming in the ocean, I was throwing up constantly but I made myself keep going. Every time I threw up, I’d go back in and swim more.” |
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“Ashton recently told Details magazine that he wears black if Demi does,” says the insider. “He follows Kabbalah with the same enthusiasm, but I think it’s getting a little old for him. She keeps on having to tell him to put on his red string.” He originally was following the trendy offshoot of Judaism in the steps of his wife, Demi Moore, but a source says he’s cooling on it. Can you blame him? After the excitement of being with Demi wears off with every day life, he probably wants to be himself now, instead of just a shadow of her. Although I doubt she will let him… |
Ashton Kutcher has admitted he doesn’t feel like he is married 
Ashton Kutcher stars as a buff lifeguard in the movie The Guardian costarring Kevin Costner. One small problem in the shooting is Kutcher can’t stand water. 
A source has revealed that Ashton Kutcher may not be too enthusiastic about Kabbalah anymore.