Bridget Moynahan

Tom Brady is a superstar quarterback, but he may have to start playing referee between his current squeeze Giselle Bundchen and his bitter baby mama Bridget Moynahan.

From TMZ:

This past week, the Brazilian bombshell’s boyfriend, Tom Brady, allegedly phoned Petit Tresor, an upscale children’s boutique in L.A., and had them ship several gifts to his estranged ex/baby mama Bridget Moynahan. Brady ditched a pregnant Moynahan to date Bundchen.

Bundchen also called in an order for Moynahan, reports Gatecrasher. The luxe $1,000 gift basket included a teeny tiny onesie with the word “supermodel’ written across it — a small, tacky reminder of her ex’s current flame.

Damn, those Brazilian bitches play rough. Guess there’s a reason they call that bikini wax torture “a brazilian.”

Oh baby, Bridget Moynahan is one bitter mommy. Not that I blame her. Superbowl baby daddy Tom Brady did dump her when she was preggers to tap some hot Brazilian ass. That would get my maternity knickers in a twist too. And now that the little bundle of Brady-dom has been born, Bridget is making Tom pay…not literally, though I’m sure that’s in the works.

From TMZ:

Gatecrasher reports that while Bridget allowed Brady to see the baby they conceived together, Tom “was only allowed to come after the baby was born. The woman would not see him, period.” Bridget also didn’t give the baby Brady’s name. But if Tom thinks there’s going to be any reconciliation — or that he’ll be able to see the boy whenever he wants — “Bridget is not giving him any slack on this at all.”

Yeah, Bridget named the kidlet John Edward Thomas Moynahan. You know Tom was bummed when he heard that. He didn’t even make it into the top two names. He’s in there after some dead relative or some random name Bridget found in the phone book.

Tom probably called her up and was like “Hey, I wanted to name the kid after me.” And Bridget was all “I tried that, but Tom Brady is an Asshole wouldn’t fit on the birth certificate.” Then Tom was all “Oh ok, never mind.” Touchdown Bridget.

Spurned football girlfriend Bridget Moynahan is a mommy. Tom Brady’s ex-girlie has given birth to her share of the Patriot’s dynasty. A healthy baby boy. I won’t be surprised if she names the kid “Tom Brady’s Son.” You know, just to save time. And to piss off that skinny bikini bitch a little bit too.

Pics of Bridget before she popped. Is it just me or does it actually look like she’s pregnant with a giant football?

Tom Brady has been a busy boy. The sexy Patriots quarterback has been catching flack for breaking up with girlfriend Bridget Moynahan, who turned out to be preggers, to go date supermodel Giselle Bundchen. Now a Brazilian newspaper is reporting that Giselle may be knocked up too. Hmmm…awkward much? Maybe Bridget and Giselle can have a joint baby shower. Or maybe all three of them can move in together…it could be like Three’s Company with raging hormones and pickle cravings (take that any way you want).

Not that Tom needs to be looking for another job, but if the whole football thing doesn’t work out, he should really consider selling his super sperm. Cause you can’t stop those swimmers.

So golden boy Tom Brady knew that ex-girlfriend Bridget Moynahan was preggers when she made the baking bun public knowledge. And even though Tom is the guy who ditched his preganant girlfriend for a supermodel, Bridget is still managing to come off like a jealous, bordering on obsessed, I’m carrying your baby so you have to love me kind of chick.

From US Magazine:

A friend of Brady’s tells Us that the Superbowl champ was blindsided by Moynahan’s press blitz. “He’s disappointed this is how she’s decided to play it,” says the pal. “She announced it to make him look like a jerk.”

While the friend says the couple didn’t know Moynahan, 36, was pregnant when they broke up in November, Brady “has known about it for a while.”

You know, you don’t see Payton Manning running around with his Superbowl trophy knocking up actresses and then hooking up with international sex symbols. Wait, I forget, does that make Tom Brady a putz or the guy every man wants to be when he grows up?

Bridget Moynahan has gone public with the news that she is carrying ex-boyfriend Tom Brady’s legacy. And no, she didn’t jack his Superbowl ring, she’s knocked up. Of course daddy Tom dumped Bridget and is now hooked up with supermodel Giselle Bundchen.

From Page Six:

Moynahan, 36, is more than three months along and “healthy and excited” about the impending arrival, said her spokeswoman, Christina Padadopoulos.”

So Giselle has Tom, but Bridget has the baby. That’s one way to keep yourself in the mix. I’m sure Bridget and her baby weight will be thrilled see Tom and his supermodel trade-up out looking pretty together while she’s using a pickle spear to scrap up the last bite of chocolate chip ice cream.