Britney Spears

On How I Met Your Mother, that is.

Entertainment Tonight says, “I had such a great experience the last time I was on the show that I couldn’t wait to come back,” she said. “I was really looking forward to working with this cast and crew again. Everyone was so nice. Abby is going to have a lot of fun!” 

Of course, not “everyone” likes good ole’ Britster getting free cast donuts in the morning time. Just ask her new character boyfriend, Doogie Howser.

AP says, “I worry that if they start `Will and Grace’-ing us too much, that the show will suffer. And we’re all really proud of the content of the show. I mean, viewership is not our game. It’s the network and the studio’s game, you know. It’s the promotion department’s game,” the actor, who plays womanizer Barney, told The Associated Press.
“We wish we weren’t opposite an awkward reality dancing competition,” he said. “But we have no say about that. I just am a real fan of our content. I think we have a great show going, and I hope it’s not screwed up by the desire for 700,000 more viewers.”

Yeah, this is going well.

And now she wants to approve a role pitched having her on How I Met Your Mother. You know, the one and only bright spot she has had in the past 800 years.

People says, The source adds: “No script has been written and until that is done, Britney will not be making a commitment. The offer is there but no decisions have been made at the moment.” 

That a girl! Filter those items that give your a career a chance to get one foot out of the grave, but go ahead with your role as Gas Station and Medication Queen. The one good thing that happened in your career and your not sure if the role will work for you?

Just take it Brit. Come on now…

Maybe she is planning a rendition of Rocket Man?

US Magazine says, “She just wanted to go in and tinker around,” the source says. “She sat at a piano and got some ideas. She played the piano and sang a bit. She enjoyed herself.”
Spears played old and new tunes, the source says, adding, “she wanted to go in as a way to get her creativity going. It was a really positive experience for her.”

The important point in all of this is that she is looking a lot better. I would say she is even looking hot. Moby says he likes the pudgy, crazy Britney Spears, so don’t expect him to be happy. But this guy is very happy. I might have to return her to the nightly fanasy rotation, if you know what I mean.

More pictures of Britney Spears laughing.

That Britney hiatus that the drama gods have been on is now over. Britney got into an accident while applying makeup.

People says, According to the accident report, “The collision occurred when the driver of the Mercedes, driving in the #3 lane, in stop and go traffic failed to observe the vehicle directly ahead of her come to a complete stop. She attempted to brake but failed to stop her vehicle prior to colliding into the rear of the Nissan [in front of her].” 

I like the part that reads, “she attempted…but failed.”

Kind of reminds me of her career. Apparently she was laughing in the beginning of the field sobriety test and her body guard had to do most of the talking to the other involved party. Oh yeah, Britney passed the sobriety test. A far cry from the results yielded in her mental health test.

Is she crying in the pictures?

The more I hear of Moby, the more I like him. Especially when he is talking about getting down and dirty with Britney Spears, even as she dwindles down as only having slight resemblance of her former self.

The Sun says, “She’s like this TENNESSEE WILLIAMS tragic figure. The fatter she gets, the weirder she gets, the more I love her. I found her moderately appealing in the late 90s, but now I would marry her in a heartbeat.” 

It’s the old crazy girls are attractive theory. I get this. Believe me, crazy chicks rock in the sack. If you have never tried, you should. Just be careful, sometimes they kick you out of the car at the most inopportune times. Walking home drunk is no fun at all kids.

Here is some more Britney Spears. And for a special Friday treat, below the Britney pictures, A Moby video. Why not? He deserves such. Right?

Apparently she is interested in starting a children’s clothing line. Because as you know, being a famous train wreck qualifies you as having refined taste in clothing and apparel.

“She wants to work on a clothing line with Christian,” says Ed Hardy representative Nicole Irving, who adds, “it was a closed door meeting, but we will say that they are planning to do a children’s clothing line.” Spears sought out the former Von Dutch designer specifically to discuss the project, seeking his “flair on the line.” Irving explains, “I know the one thing she stressed, she loves and really respects Christian as a designer.” 

Lets be honest, they just want to stamp the train wreck logo on the shoes and hope that it sells. Von Dutch, Ed Hardy, that stuff is kind of out like Ashton Kutcher is out. They are really going to sad lengths to breath life into the brand.  I am pretty sure that outside of Britney’s office visit yesterday, the only people still wearing Von Deusch are Ashton Kutcher and people that still think the old Garden of Eden is cool.

More Ed Hardy, Britney Spears pictures.

So right after Britney Spears made her supposed post-crazy CBS performance on How I Met Your Mother, her English version personality took her out for a good old fashioned lunch celebration.

Us Magazine says, Throughout her meal at Italian restaurant Dominick’s, Spears, 26 — who did not drink — spoke in her British accent, a fellow diner tells Usmagazine.com.
“She looked so good, completely normal,” the eyewitness adds. “She was smiling and laughing in the loud obnoxious Britney laugh.”

She is looking better. Both of them for that matter.

More Britney Spears pictures.

People says, Producers of the show sponsored the sale, which will include a navy print Juicy Couture dress, a yellow Nannette Lepore dress and a cream Nannette Lepore cardigan with blue flower details, all worn by Spears during filming. 

If I won the clothes, I would want them taken off in front of me. Hey, I get it, she isn’t back in full form yet, but I am in a real slump right now and Britney is really starting to look good to me again. I don’t need a hardbody right now, I just need a living one.

On another less perverted note, it’s nice to Britney making a bit of a comeback, but she may need a media replacement that can keep up with ehr crazy Malibu antics. That’s a big job, I am not sure anyone is actually qualified.

You know what? Britney looks hot! This rehab stint is really paying off!

I mean, it does help that she is playing a ditzy secretary. I can’t begin to tell you the amount of absurd and naughty fantasies come out of the setup. But overall, she looks good. She’s glowing. She’s vibrant. Her weight looks under control.

Ok, I will stop. I am complicating the matter.

I would sleep with her again.

There, you happy? I was trying to be elegant, maybe write some prose. I see where our minds are at though. I recognize!

Here some more Britney Spears for you.

And also, I want her back.

I would like to take back everything that I have said about her over the course of the past few years. Why? Because, she looks hot again and I want sleep with her. Again. That’s how guys work, and I’m a guy, so that’s how it is. She really does look cute in the trailer, I know I will be watching. Although it must be a really strange feeling to show up for sitcom work as a guest star and not even have the right to buy a shirt or not sell your cars.

The Anti-Christ herself got together with The Anti-Semitic himself and themselves some dinner. I can only assume the the dinner was a meeting of the crazies.

TMZ says, The two were at Romanov Restaurant and Lounge in L.A. last night and according to one report they broke bread together. Our sources say Gibson, his wife Robin and their kids reached out to Britney during her darkest days and began seeing her.
We’re told Mel and Robin feel like they know how tough it is to live in a fishbowl and they think they can help the Britster. There have been private dinners in which Mel, Robin and their brood have hooked up with Brit to give her support.

Of all the worthy charities in the world, like sponsoring strippers for example, when did Saving Britney Spears become a noble act? The Lord sure does work in mysterious ways I suppose.

More Britney Spears pictures.

For her latest music video, Britney Spears has depicted herself as a futuristic hotty living in, well, the future. One can only assume that future-world is a better place for her than crazy-world.

The Sun says, The audacious promo to forthcoming single Break The Ice is set in a futuristic world, and sees Brit depicted as a pretty, slim line superhero. 

Of course she depicted herself as pretty. Ok, as dumb as these shenanigans are, I have to give Britney credit for finding a way to be hot again. Pretty creative if you ask me. Although having artist render an image of insanity is probably a pretty challenging, if not impossible feat to accomplish.

More Britney Spears toons.

At least according to Justin Timberlake that is. Check out what he said on Madonna’s induction night.

US Magazine says, Timberlake punctuated his remarks with, “The world has always been full of Madonna wannabes and I might have even dated a couple.” 

Ya, you know, he’s right. But Justin needs to realize something and I am going to help him out. Justin, you are now ban%$ing Jessica Biel. Jessica Biel is  way hotter than Britney Spears. And less crazy (which isn’t always a good thing but take what you can get dude.) Anyways, every time you feel like taking a jab at Britney, go take Jessica to the bedroom. That’s what I would do if broads like Jessica Biel were into me.

Seeing they aren’t, I can only serve to help guys like you.

More Madonna Hall of Fame induction pictures

TMZ says, We’re told it’s going to get hot in court. There’s been a theory for a long time — some divorce lawyers use the pain of a split to fleece clients and keep the dispute alive when it should be settled. Whether true or not in this case, we’re told that’s what Brit’s lawyer will argue.
One of the points will be that multiple lawyers on both sides have appeared for every hearing and it’s just to jack up the bill.

While I definitely see the motivation from lawyers point of view, if there is one thing that just seems to be as consistent as the sun rising every day, it’s that Britney Spears needs no help in keeping drama alive. She has been a trainwreck for like two years now. As far as them jacking up the bill, come on now! Welcome to the real world! That’s what lawyers do Britney! Man, she really is crazy if she just now figured that out.

More Britney Spears pictures

$2500 a week. That’s the going rate for putting your daughters career back on track and getting her to wear a bra. This is not a bad gig by a long shot.

AP says, Goetz also ordered Spears’ estate to make a $58,800 payment to Samuel D. Ingham III, the court-appointed attorney who represents Britney Spears in the conservatorship case. She also authorized the pop star’s psychiatrist to hire two other doctors and pay them retainers totaling $9,000 from her estate. 

Britney is really starting to look a lot better. I would definitely hit it, for lack of a better term. Ok, I would have hit it two months ago, I just wouldn’t have bragged about it. Britney may well be hitting her peak. What I mean is that she is looking better yet she is probably still crazy. Remember, crazy chicks are always really good in the sack.

Britney Spears dad will be in control of her conservatorship for 5 more months. Looks like Jamie has really found his in with the court system.

AP says, Superior Court Commissioner Reva Goetz extended Jamie Spears’ control until July 31, said court spokesman Alan Parachini. Parachini wasn’t immediately able to provide more information. 

Is it just me, or is Britney’s breast looking awesome in the bra? Is she starting to look hot again? Maybe more women should go to a mental hospital! Maybe the dancing has toned up her body, maybe its her make up, the bra, her fashion? Whatever it is, I like it. Then again, NOT wearing fishnets with holes all up in them is always an excellent start for a girl that desires not looking like a Vegas escort.

More Britney Spears looking hotter pictures

That’s the rumor at least. I have to say, judging from the pictures, I buy it. Look at her attire. Only chicks get dolled up and try to look classy when they are going to get their vagina checked out.

This must mean that, as reported on the 3rd (Britney Spears pregnant) she is pregnant. It would only make sense.

The good news in this? Well, other than a 9 month extension on Britney dramas, but she will most likely cut her wig shorter.

Rumors are flying that Adnan Ghalib has planted his magic seeds in Britney Spears belly. Either that or Britney needs to occasionally pass on the beer and cheetos.

Life and Style says, “Britney’s still having sex with him,” an insider tells Life & Style. And Jamie, who has moved in with Britney to oversee her recovery, “can’t stand it,” says the insider. “He hates when Adnan comes over and the two of them disappear for a few hours. He knows they’re having sex. But Adnan makes Britney happy.” 

I think Conoco service stations also make Britney happy, so I wouldn’t read to much into that. She probably wants to have another kid so she can replace the ones she has lost, kind of like when you lose a cell phone, you just go out and buy another.

I always knew that she would show that mean old judge who is boss. I wonder what this means for her smoking, drinking and pill habit? Wait, that was a dumb question….

More Britney Spears Pregnant pictures.

I guess those accusations of “drugging” Britney were kind of a where there’s smoke there’s fire, and it looks like law enforcement feels the same.

AP says, Police Capt. Kyle Jackon said in a statement Wednesday that the allegations “are being considered” by the Robbery-Homicide unit to determine if laws have been violated. Jackson says no suspect has been identified. 

This would be really bad and I have a feeling it’s completely true. I mean, the Britney Spears saga just seems ripe for some new fuel. I mean, what’s it been, two weeks? Way longer than the norm with this former pop diva turned fruitbasket. I don’t think Sam would do well in prison. I bet Britney’s dad is celebrating with champagne tonight. I bet her mom is shopping with Britney’s money.

OK! Magazine says, “These visitations with the boys will help to normalize the family environment,” Kaplan told OK!. “Kevin has always been rooting for Britney to regain visitation… and if these visits go well, they will ramp up over time.”
In fact, says the Britney insider, the rumor around the Spears house is that Sean Preston, 2, and 1-year-old Jayden James could soon be visiting up to three times a week.

Normalize? I am not sure that normalization is an option for anyone that has anything to do with Britney Spears. These kids will be lucky if they aren’t in juvenile hall by 11. There should be a Vegas bet on this. I would put my house up.

All the same, congrats on Britney visiting her kids and NOT wearing torn up fishnets. A+ for not looking like a two-bit hooker while visiting your kids and the entire nation is watching. Clearly, Britney is getting better, which isn’t so good for blogs like mine.

More Britney Spears non hooker looking pictures.