Britney Spears was roaming the streets of LA this weekend with Jason Trawick, I guess that’s her boyfriend and now, fiance? Check out that big ole ring she seems to be flanting more than Lean Rimes does. So she’s getting married? Only time will tell. Where’s a statement from K-Fed? Seems we are all being left out in the dark. On another note, much respect to the jean sorts. Summer time in LA is officially here with that….more Britney Spears engagement pictures…..happy clicking!

Britney Spears just says no when it comes to bras, which is why I love her so dearly. These pictures were taken while she was shopping in London last week, and apparently, it goes without saying that it was a bit nippy outside. No word on whether or not her nipples made any purchases. More Britney Spears nipple pictures below for your enjoyment.

The good news is that she is, as billed, topless. The bad news is they are old (which is sort of good) and there is paint all over them. The worse news is that I didn’t get to apply the paint. You know what? For a Monday morning, I don’t see anything wrong with some Britney Spears boob pictures. I mean, really, what else for a Monday? Enjoy all the Britney Spears topless pictures.

This is the creepy video opening for Britney Spears Circus tour. If you want to have more nightmares than after the first time you saw a clown, here you go. How freaky!

Sean Preston and Jayden Jamesdance to Britney’s (their mother) song, Toxic. These kids are definitely going to be well rounded kids. Mother of the year? You decide.

Britney Spears was seen hanging out in the Caribbeans with her agent and boyfriend, Jason Trawick. Who cares about him though, its all about Britney. I know some of you may think that she looks a little big, but I think she looks just right. I love those curves. She’s come a long ways from the gas station tour girl of last year. More pictures of Britney Spears in a bikini.

Britney Spears has apparently turned to gardening as a way of personal therapy. Hence, my witty title. God I love myself. Here is more from The Sun.

A source said: “Britney has tried every kind of therapy going. She’s studied yoga, seen numerous counsellors and even experimented with mysticism, but they’ve never been more than passing fads.
“This time seems different though. She’s committed to learning as much as she can about horticulture and how it impacts your well-being.
“Whenever she returns to her California home she’s straight out in the garden working. She’s very proud and knowledgeable about what she’s planted and what is growing around her house.”

I know a lot of people in California that grow plants as a way of therapy. Many of them actually garden out in the mountains. Where no one is around. And like a traveling circus, they randomly move positions so that those helicopters are never “on to them.” I just thought I’d throw that in there.

Britney Spears was being pursued by some dancer, angel in the heavens when he picked her up, twirled her, and ripped her hair out. Wait, was this at her Circus concert or in my dreams? Either or, Britney 2.0 is still looking good. I would imagine K-Fed was watching the kids. That or they are front row drinking beers. Seriously folks, do you put it past her? Check out the Britney Spears video.

Britney Spears is apparently not immune to the economic downturn. Imagine that, if you are jobless and penniless, you don’t find a way to come up with a ticket to Britney Spears’ Circus tour.

The pop star, 27, is halfway into a 49-show tour through the U.S., Canada and the UK, with hopes to add more dates through Europe, Australia and a possible second U.S. tour.
“It hasn’t yet been determined whether it’s feasible to expand tours to the Europe or Australia legs,” L.A. Superior Court Commissioner Reva Goetz said following a closed-door discussion with Jamie and his lawyers.
“That will be determined in the future after everyone’s seen the analysis, in terms of the economy and value of the dollar,” Goetz added.

I think Britney may need a stimulus. From me. If you folks know what I mean. If you don’t, its not PG so you might move along…

Britney Spears, the typically just say ho girl, or say yes to pharmacueticals, or say yes to rails of blow, is now telling her audiences to just say no, to weed. I guess the smoke in the air was too much for Britney’s lungs and she had to leave the stage. You go girl, drop that hypocrisy likes its hot! She also encouraged the audience to show their dongs. Nope, not kidding.  “Don’t smoke weed. Rock out with your cocks out. Peace, motherfuckers!” This is good reminder for guys to NOT attend a Britney Spears show. Last thing I need is a weed-free house with a bunch of dong hanging out all over the place. I have some ho-pictures of her below. I also have the Youtube video for you. Pretty much, this is your Thursday Britney Spears fix. So please enjoy.