Britney Spears

TMZ says, We first reported that Britney accused her mother of sleeping with her boyfriend. Now we have more. We’re told Britney screamed, “The only reason she’s admitting me is because she wants to be alone with her boyfriend! She wants to sleep with my boyfriend!!” Britney never said exactly who she was talking about.
When Brit calmed down, she talked about her kids, how much she misses them and how it’s unfair that she doesn’t have them.

What’s worse? And yes, there is something that is actually worse in all this. The doctors say she isn’t able to provide food and shelter for herself therefore making her eligible for involuntary commitment.

Um. Wait a minute. Doesn’t she check into random hotels and eat at Gaucho Grill on a daily basis? WTF? Am I missing something? Britney may be crazy, but that girl sure doesn’t have a problem finding a bed or a taco.

You know, maybe her mom is banging her boyfriends. Really, would it be that unbelievable coming from the Spears?

Apparently Sam Lufti is now in charge. Which is odd since it seemed just yesterday that Lynne Spears was up in arms over him encouraging Britney to buy a car instead of going to get help. This time though it looks like Lufti skipped the sidetrip to Universal City Nissan and headed straight to the nutward. And furthemore, he is now in charge. Like really in charge.

TMZ says, We’re told her dad had gone ballistic back then, screaming and swearing at Lutfi — even pushing him — in front of Britney. As to what paperwork was signed, the cleanest thing would be if Britney signed a durable power of attorney, giving someone power to make medical decisions on her behalf in an emergency. We are told no such document was signed, but somehow Britney made it clear she wanted Lutfi to make those decisions.

Wow.

Ok, take a moment. Let it all sink in. Britney Spears just signed away her life. WTF?

E! Online says, Lutfi was said to be key in making it happen, even over the objections of the singer’s recently reunited mother, Lynne.
“The scene inside the house was chaos,” the insider continued. “Lynne was shouting at police. She didn’t want them to take Britney away at first. It was a zoo.”

This is a total disaster in wait. Ok, yeah, I get that its been a disaster for some time now, but this really seals the deal. She isn’t even in charge of her life anymore and the guy that is doesn’t get along with her more than half the time. White padded walls, wow.

And why not just commit Lynne while you are at it? She drives me crazy.

At least I can’t imagine it has anything else on its mind in this picture. Another day, another Britney Spears meltdown.

People says, Wearing brown high heels, cutoff shorts and a plaid fedora, Spears then seemed to downplay the incident, saying, “I’m fine. I’m . . . having a nice time with my dog.” (She later hopped into a car with another photographer, Filipe Teixeira, who gave her a lift to Ralph’s supermarket in Studio City, before bringing her home. He and another photographer pal were then invited inside, where they spent the remainder of the night.)

I particularly love how Adnan Ghalib comes to her rescue wearing a $900 tshirt with a matching jacket that cost God knows how much. Yeah Britney, he isn’t concerned about the fame, he just wants to help you and look good while doing so. Your world is fantastic and in logical order.

Here is more.

The family reunion didn’t last long, however – as Spears, clutching a bag, bolted from the mansion, says a source. She hopped into a car with Ghalib and the two sped off.
Their getaway hit a speed bump, however, when their car got a flat tire. (Spears is no stranger to vehicular malfunction.) The two pulled into a Chevron to pump air into the deflated tire, then returned to the Summit house – where mom Lynne, and the two photographers, still waited – at around 11 p.m. (Ghalib left soon afterward.)

Why can’t Britney get a car that doesn’t get flats or break down? I have an old car. It has never had a flat. Or even broken down for that matter.

More Britney Spears pics.

Outside the Millennium Studios. She shoves her chest out. I could think of worse things to watch. Like watching my dog lick his prostate. That would be worse. But not by much, at least watching nature is somewhat fulfilling. Plus it seems more artistic than Britney Spears dancing.

You be the judge.

And he supposedly wants 2 million.

News of the World says,

Clip 1:
Britney sitting on her bed wearing a nightie. She talks about herself in the third person and rambles about her childhood. She’s heard saying: “When Britney was a child, she had to work really hard. When she was 13 years old, she won all the beauty pageants.”

Clip 2:
Brit wrapped in a white bath towel, again perched on the edge of the bed. Talking to thin air, she mumbles: “Britney has an angel looking out for her, don’t you, angel?”

Clip 3:
Britney talking to Adnan, who’s holding the camera, and calling him by his pet name Bubba. She smiles: “I’m really happy. Bubba’s here for me now. It’s all good.”

Clip 6:
Britney crying hysterically after a night out. Mascara stains her cheeks as she wails: “Britney wants to live. I’m not crazy. I miss the kids and I did love Kevin.”

You will notice that clips 4 and 5 are missing. Adnan says he intends to hold on to those and shop them at a later date. Apparently all the tapes show Britney Spears essentially being crazy. Shocking, I totally can’t believe it. I really want to see this crazy ass b$%tch on Barbara Walters. I think she is really due for some kind of a historical interview. I mean, this really can’t last all that much longer, one has to think that a bottle of pills awaits as her fate.

They aren’t her kids. Man, this is the strangest Britney Spears story yet, which is saying a lot.

US Magazine says, “She was just rambling and confused,” says the witness, who approached Spears to ask if she was OK. “She said, ‘I’m here to pick up my kids.’ But then she changed her story and said, ‘They aren’t my kids; I have a new attorney, and I came to pick them up for her.’”

Check out what witnesses said.

“It became the talk of the school. Some of the kids were freaked out,” says a school source. She was directed to a more secure entrance around back.
But before getting into her car and driving off (without any children), she chatted up the female witness: “She said, ‘You’re so nice. You should give me your number. I don’t have very many friends.’”

You have friends Britney. Imaginary friends. Which are the best kind you know. I know sometimes they act all mean and stuff, but they are always with you. They are always there to tell you to go to a gas station bathroom, or bang a paparrazi so he can sell your story. Or get you banned from nightclubs.

I want Britney’s number. I bet she is incredible in bed. Crazy broads always are.

I can’t believe she is even allowed near Elementary Schools. I have a feeling the judge will take notice in at the February hearing!

And apparently has Attention Deficit Disorder.

OK! can also exclusively report that the remaining four hours of today’s deposition (Britney bailed after only two hours) will “most likely be split up into several smaller depositions between now and April 9″ because “she simply can’t sit still,” says a source close to the case.

God what a mess. You can’t sit still? What is she, 12? I am really not a fan of people that play the ADD card. I don’t like to sit in court either, but I do. I mean, if I have to. It isn’t like I am in court all the time. Or ever. I am a law abiding citizen.

Anyways, good to see that she brought the big guns to court, cause as you know, judges are often times sympathetic towards cold nipples.

I wonder how long it took security to search Britney Spear’s purse?

More Britney Spears deposition pictures.

Where to begin, where to begin?

Ok, I will start with the eurotrash, This is just bad stripper-wear. My god, she looks like a $2 hooker going to attend a bachelor party for some poor college kid that has to get married because he knocked up his girlfriend.

Now on to her Seacrest background babble.

People says, “Get out, I’m naked, get out!” Spears is heard telling pal Sam Lutfi as he carries the phone toward her during an interview from her house with KIIS-FM’s Ryan Seacrest.
When Lutfi asks why she’s taking a shower, Spears replies: “I stink, ’cause I’m a human being. Shut the door, I’m nasty!”

Well, at least she knows that she is nasty.

The interview continues with Lufty denying her being pregnant.

“I don’t know if they even bought one,” Lutfi said. “I think they were just [expletive] around.”
Lutfi said she doesn’t want to get pregnant. “No, no, no, no, no, no,” he said. “No, not at all.” Asked if she plans to marry Ghalib, Lutfi said: “No, that’s not true.”

I really think her reproducing again is a wonderful idea, it would really show that meanie judge.

“Hey Judge, you took my other rug rats away so I just got me another one! Take that!”

Yeah, good move Britney.

I think the dude in the Iron Maiden shirt really sums this whole debacle up. Look at his face, he just looks bewildered. You could actually crop this guy out and photoshop him in front of that scene in ET where ET landed, and it would be totally fitting and applicable. And now, to make things worse, she is apparently concocting plans to fake her death.

News of the World says, She’s been discussing all these wacky plans to reinvent her life and convince the courts she is a good mother. She has discussed in depth a fake death, moving abroad and even plastic surgery. It is scary to hear her romanticise about these insane plans.
“She believes she could spend six months away and make a comeback as Britney the world’s best mother.”

I have a hard time believing Britney is capable of figuring out how to get Ketchup out of a bottle, much less pull of an epic fake death stunt.

Britney Spears apparent attempts to transform herself into a British person have only served to continue to the process of her as a crazy a** ho.

I am not really sure how she will be able to go on living at this rate. I would say she is a likely suicide candidate, but I honestly question whether or not she would be able to pull it off. I have no doubt that she will make an attempt, but I am quite positive that it will just end in disaster and failure. Like, I could see her trying to slit her wrist with a Wendy’s straw. Something like that….

Britney is now in danger of losing the mini-KFeds permanently. Britney has a hearing scheduled for Monday, if she no-shows this one, she may loses the kids permanently.

TMZ says, What’s more, police sources tell TMZ that Commissioner Scott Gordon will hear firsthand eyewitness accounts of last Thursday’s breakdown from LAPD, firefighters and paramedics who were on scene. We’re told they’re not going to paint a pretty picture.
Also, we’ve learned the L.A County Sheriff’s Department isn’t taking any chances — they’re ready for anything. If Brit Brit loses it in court, they’ll be there to “handle” the situation.

Why can’t this just end already? She obviously can’t even handle taking care of a puppy. The dog people, whoever they are, should move in and take this dog away. Britney should not be allowed to take care of any living things. No goldfish either. Actually, I would hesitate in allowing her to own a plastic palm tree.

More Britney Spears disaster pics.

What is Adnan’s real motives? Well, if you ask Brit’s friend Sam Lufti, whatever the motive may be, it isn’t going to turn out good.

X17 says, He firmly believes Adnan has ulterior financial motives and that Adnan does NOT have Brit’s best interests in mind. Sam and the family are waiting and praying …

My bet is on a really bad sex tape. Britney doesn’t appear to have the focus to produce a really good sex tape, although her being such a basket case plays favorable into it. Crazy chicks are always really good in bed.

Is Britney really this dumb? I know she is crazy, but typically that isn’t the same as dumb. I bet this guy sells his story for no less than 2 million dollars. He is just building up the archives. And probably pushing for the sex tape.

Yeah, Britney is crazy, but apparently she isn’t crazy enough to hang out with Dr. Phil! Dr. Phil claims he went over to the hospital and chatted with Britney and all was good. Check out what TMZ is reporting.

TMZ says, People on the 7th floor at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center say the Doctor arrived at about 7:30 AM Saturday. We’re told Britney did not invite him in; she didn’t even know he was coming. Sources say it was Brit’s parents who told Dr. Phil to go to the hospital. When he walked into her room, we’re told, a blindsided Britney walked out — and eventually came back.

Sources say Phil tried speaking with Spears for about 15 minutes — not an hour as Dr. Phil’s press release states –but she wanted none of it. We’re told Phil was doing almost all the talking. As for walking with her to the car on her way out — again as his release states — we’re told, if he was walking behind her, that’s news to her. She absolutely was not accompanied by him.

So this basically goes to show that Britney still has some marbles left. Dr. Phil is probably the anti-christ, along with Tyra Banks. In fact, Dr. Phil and Tyra should open a psychic shop in hell together and read palms. They would be absolutely fascinating.

I think this goes a long ways in convincing me that Britney is on the road to recovery.

While Britney was lving the fast life in LA having a mental break down strapped to a gurney in a loony van, her mother was laying flowers down at her Sister’s gravestone. Britney’s aunt, Sandra Bridges Covington, died last January of breast cancer.

Britney has been released from the hospital, however, general opinion worldwide is that she will return with another crazy spell soon enough!

It really looks like someone just performed an exorcism on Britney Spears in this picture. Here she is, strapped in a gurney, riding in an ambulance, for being crazy. And all without drugs. Check out how many paramedics are holding her down. Take a close look at Britney’s eyes, she honestly looks as if she is totally 100 percent possessed. I am getting word that a press conference is soon to be held by K-Fed’s lawyers, I think Britney has seen the last of her kids for a long while. Maybe even the last of anything not painted white or built using rubber.

Last night was just one of those nights for Hollywood, as the community and paparazzi were treated to some crazy delight by none other than, who else, Miss Britney Spears. Britney was hog tied crazy person style for having a total break down last night at her house. Here is how it all got started, basically Britney held Jayden in the house, he is now in the ER.

OK! Magazine says, At some point, 2-year-old Sean Preston is removed from the house, leaving only little Jayden inside with his mother.
8 p.m.: The police are notified of a custodial situation at Britney’s house and officers are dispatched to The Summit. But when they arrive, they find that the court-appointed monitor, who has been locked out of the house, is not in possession of the paperwork required to allow them to enter Britney’s house.

9:20 p.m.: K-Fed’s lawyer Mark Vincent Kaplan arrives at The Summit with the required paperwork. He and five police cars enter the gated community and drive up to Britney’s house.

10:30 p.m.: More than a dozen police officers, as well as two ambulances and a handful of fire rescue trucks are now on the scene. Sometime before 11 p.m., Britney’s cousin Alli and Brit’s assistant Carla leave the house, leaving Brit alone with Jayden James.

11:45 p.m.: Britney is taken out of her home strapped to a gurney and placed into an ambulance, which is escorted by 13 police cars with sirens blaring to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, arriving at approximately 12:30 a.m. Jayden is brought to the hospital in a separate vehicle.

What’s crazier than that? She wasn’t on drugs.

Life and Style says, “Her blood test just came back, and, thank God, it was clean. There are no traces of drugs or alcohol of any kind,” a source close to the Spears family tells Life & Style.”

And more from TMZ.

TMZ says, “We’ve been reporting for several months now that Britney doesn’t have a drug or alcohol problem — that her instability is mental, not chemical. Well placed sources tell us what happened last night is not rooted in drugs, and that of late, her mental state has deteriorated to the point that what happened at her home was not unexpected. “

You have absolutely got to be kidding me right now. This is a total travesty. And no, I am not talking about the hostage kiddy situation, or her losing custody, or maybe jail time, or the crazy smiling she did from the insanity bus. I am talking about all of that happening and no drugs being involved. So she is seriously just this nuts? No F**cking way! I don’t believe it.

This has to be an absolute first in Hollywood, maybe even since Michael Jackson or Howard Hughs has there been someone this whacked out with no drug use in the picture.

How can this possibly be true? To be honest, I have to think this actually helps her case. I mean, this entire time we all suspected she was a major cocaine addict, but she is just crazy. Sympathy card, here comes Britney…

So then, I have a question, what is with all the bathroom stops at gas stations? And the late night early out hotel stays?

Weird. Seriously.

Well, it’s official, the Britney trainwreck is never going to end. I always thought it would last a long time, I always thought it would intrigue on the shallowest of mental levels for months to come, I thought it had plateaued.

Nope, Britney’s attorneys, in an act reminiscent of the past, fired her. Britney skipped her depo, again, and its expected that she will be held in contempt of court. So that means, yes, she might go to jail.

TMZ Says, In the legal papers, attorney Tara Scott from Trope and Trope wrote, “There has been a breakdown in communications between [Britney] and Trope and Trope making further representation of her interests impossible.”
Sources tell TMZ the reason Trope and Trope withdrew is because Britney just didn’t listen to her lawyers’ advice, and her behavior was generally sinking her case.

Ok, so just give the kids to K-Fed, Britney obviously doesn’t want them. Heck she just took her papazzi “friend” with her to see the kids with the court ordered guide in the room! Wow! I wonder what Adnan is getting paid?

Also, there is a report that Britney and Adnan stopped off at a Hotel in Palm Springs at 2am and checked back out at 5am. Britney, who is yoru dealer? I want some. I hate the world I live in, I want out. I want to go to the same place you are.

When I say crazy, I mean the new paparazzi boyfriend of hers, Adnan Ghalib. They spent some time at a private beach property with Sean, Jayden and a court-appointed monitor. Not that Adnan is crazy, but in true Britney relationship style, he is apparently married. Which only makes sense for Britney’s reality.

My god she is a mess.

The original report of Adnan’s marriage comes from OK! Magazine, which apparenently removed the article. Hmmm….I wonder how deep Adnan’s pap connections go??? When you think about it, maybe this was a good move for Britney. I mean, certainly Adnan should be able to get her around some of the paparazzi frenzy. He also seems capable of getting himself served with divorce papers, hopefully he doesn’t have much money. Maybe he has realized that Britney is a better marital investment?

Next NYE, Adnan will be the opening fruitcake act at LAX in Vegas. Just watch.

Britney really needs to take a break from her gas station lavatory tour and make it to court for her deposition. This time those K-Fed attorney’s aren’t playin’!! Last time Britney called in sick and then went on a gas station tour later that evening, which didn’t sit well with the Kaplan, K-Fed’s attorney.

OK Magazine says, But considering the potentially dire consequences for Brit, she might want to think twice before oversleeping or calling in sick next week. “She could go to jail for contempt of court if she refuses to show,” one legal eagle confirms to OK!.

Britney, you need to just think of this the same as having in early flight out of Cancun. Basically, you just need to stay up all night, don’t even go to bed. If you go to bed, your body might want to sleep for days on end. This way, you show up before the hangover even kicks in. Hell, I would have a mimosa and a xanax to bring me down a bit. Last thing you want is to seem edgy, so seem sedated.

But if you do go to jail, it will make for more great press on your part. I mean really, you haven’t had enough lately. You are awesome. I mean that.

Britney says Merry Christmas in a way only Britney can say it! By giving the gift of crazy to the paparazzi. I guess they all got their Christmas Bonuses after all.

From OK Magazine: Brit made her way to the Peninsula Hotel, where Adnan is waiting to escort her up to a room. An hour later, Adnan left the hotel for a few minutes to buy cigarettes. When asked if there’s any romance going on he responds cryptically, “It’s hard to make babies when you’re just having lunch.”

After scoring some smokes from the photogs, Adnan retreated to the hotel room where he remained until 10:25 a.m.! Upon leaving, he joked to his fellow snappers that he and Brit are getting hitched, which some insiders think might not be unbelievable. “He’s one of the hotter-looking photographers out there,” one insider tells OK!. “He and Brit have been flirting for months now. He’s always the one to pump her gas, or hold her car door open for her, or run crowd-control to help her out. He always puts himself in the position of being the knight in shining armor.”

It appears that the love-fest isn’t over, as Adnan drove from the hotel to Britney’s house, where he remained into early Sunday afternoon, around the same time Britney is supposed to be visited by her two young boys.

That is one lucky paparazzi if you ask me. Britney probably pays all the bills. He is found a crazy sugar momma. It has long been rumored around LA that Britney has deals cut with the paps whereas she changes clothes multiple times a day, thereby giving rise to the image values, and she takes a cut. Looks like she has a new deal with Adnan. Basically, he gets tail and gets to take pictures. Britney gets smokes.