Britney Spears

It really looks like someone just performed an exorcism on Britney Spears in this picture. Here she is, strapped in a gurney, riding in an ambulance, for being crazy. And all without drugs. Check out how many paramedics are holding her down. Take a close look at Britney’s eyes, she honestly looks as if she is totally 100 percent possessed. I am getting word that a press conference is soon to be held by K-Fed’s lawyers, I think Britney has seen the last of her kids for a long while. Maybe even the last of anything not painted white or built using rubber.

Last night was just one of those nights for Hollywood, as the community and paparazzi were treated to some crazy delight by none other than, who else, Miss Britney Spears. Britney was hog tied crazy person style for having a total break down last night at her house. Here is how it all got started, basically Britney held Jayden in the house, he is now in the ER.

OK! Magazine says, At some point, 2-year-old Sean Preston is removed from the house, leaving only little Jayden inside with his mother.
8 p.m.: The police are notified of a custodial situation at Britney’s house and officers are dispatched to The Summit. But when they arrive, they find that the court-appointed monitor, who has been locked out of the house, is not in possession of the paperwork required to allow them to enter Britney’s house.

9:20 p.m.: K-Fed’s lawyer Mark Vincent Kaplan arrives at The Summit with the required paperwork. He and five police cars enter the gated community and drive up to Britney’s house.

10:30 p.m.: More than a dozen police officers, as well as two ambulances and a handful of fire rescue trucks are now on the scene. Sometime before 11 p.m., Britney’s cousin Alli and Brit’s assistant Carla leave the house, leaving Brit alone with Jayden James.

11:45 p.m.: Britney is taken out of her home strapped to a gurney and placed into an ambulance, which is escorted by 13 police cars with sirens blaring to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, arriving at approximately 12:30 a.m. Jayden is brought to the hospital in a separate vehicle.

What’s crazier than that? She wasn’t on drugs.

Life and Style says, “Her blood test just came back, and, thank God, it was clean. There are no traces of drugs or alcohol of any kind,” a source close to the Spears family tells Life & Style.”

And more from TMZ.

TMZ says, “We’ve been reporting for several months now that Britney doesn’t have a drug or alcohol problem — that her instability is mental, not chemical. Well placed sources tell us what happened last night is not rooted in drugs, and that of late, her mental state has deteriorated to the point that what happened at her home was not unexpected. “

You have absolutely got to be kidding me right now. This is a total travesty. And no, I am not talking about the hostage kiddy situation, or her losing custody, or maybe jail time, or the crazy smiling she did from the insanity bus. I am talking about all of that happening and no drugs being involved. So she is seriously just this nuts? No F**cking way! I don’t believe it.

This has to be an absolute first in Hollywood, maybe even since Michael Jackson or Howard Hughs has there been someone this whacked out with no drug use in the picture.

How can this possibly be true? To be honest, I have to think this actually helps her case. I mean, this entire time we all suspected she was a major cocaine addict, but she is just crazy. Sympathy card, here comes Britney…

So then, I have a question, what is with all the bathroom stops at gas stations? And the late night early out hotel stays?

Weird. Seriously.

Well, it’s official, the Britney trainwreck is never going to end. I always thought it would last a long time, I always thought it would intrigue on the shallowest of mental levels for months to come, I thought it had plateaued.

Nope, Britney’s attorneys, in an act reminiscent of the past, fired her. Britney skipped her depo, again, and its expected that she will be held in contempt of court. So that means, yes, she might go to jail.

TMZ Says, In the legal papers, attorney Tara Scott from Trope and Trope wrote, “There has been a breakdown in communications between [Britney] and Trope and Trope making further representation of her interests impossible.”
Sources tell TMZ the reason Trope and Trope withdrew is because Britney just didn’t listen to her lawyers’ advice, and her behavior was generally sinking her case.

Ok, so just give the kids to K-Fed, Britney obviously doesn’t want them. Heck she just took her papazzi “friend” with her to see the kids with the court ordered guide in the room! Wow! I wonder what Adnan is getting paid?

Also, there is a report that Britney and Adnan stopped off at a Hotel in Palm Springs at 2am and checked back out at 5am. Britney, who is yoru dealer? I want some. I hate the world I live in, I want out. I want to go to the same place you are.

When I say crazy, I mean the new paparazzi boyfriend of hers, Adnan Ghalib. They spent some time at a private beach property with Sean, Jayden and a court-appointed monitor. Not that Adnan is crazy, but in true Britney relationship style, he is apparently married. Which only makes sense for Britney’s reality.

My god she is a mess.

The original report of Adnan’s marriage comes from OK! Magazine, which apparenently removed the article. Hmmm….I wonder how deep Adnan’s pap connections go??? When you think about it, maybe this was a good move for Britney. I mean, certainly Adnan should be able to get her around some of the paparazzi frenzy. He also seems capable of getting himself served with divorce papers, hopefully he doesn’t have much money. Maybe he has realized that Britney is a better marital investment?

Next NYE, Adnan will be the opening fruitcake act at LAX in Vegas. Just watch.

Britney really needs to take a break from her gas station lavatory tour and make it to court for her deposition. This time those K-Fed attorney’s aren’t playin’!! Last time Britney called in sick and then went on a gas station tour later that evening, which didn’t sit well with the Kaplan, K-Fed’s attorney.

OK Magazine says, But considering the potentially dire consequences for Brit, she might want to think twice before oversleeping or calling in sick next week. “She could go to jail for contempt of court if she refuses to show,” one legal eagle confirms to OK!.

Britney, you need to just think of this the same as having in early flight out of Cancun. Basically, you just need to stay up all night, don’t even go to bed. If you go to bed, your body might want to sleep for days on end. This way, you show up before the hangover even kicks in. Hell, I would have a mimosa and a xanax to bring me down a bit. Last thing you want is to seem edgy, so seem sedated.

But if you do go to jail, it will make for more great press on your part. I mean really, you haven’t had enough lately. You are awesome. I mean that.

Britney says Merry Christmas in a way only Britney can say it! By giving the gift of crazy to the paparazzi. I guess they all got their Christmas Bonuses after all.

From OK Magazine: Brit made her way to the Peninsula Hotel, where Adnan is waiting to escort her up to a room. An hour later, Adnan left the hotel for a few minutes to buy cigarettes. When asked if there’s any romance going on he responds cryptically, “It’s hard to make babies when you’re just having lunch.”

After scoring some smokes from the photogs, Adnan retreated to the hotel room where he remained until 10:25 a.m.! Upon leaving, he joked to his fellow snappers that he and Brit are getting hitched, which some insiders think might not be unbelievable. “He’s one of the hotter-looking photographers out there,” one insider tells OK!. “He and Brit have been flirting for months now. He’s always the one to pump her gas, or hold her car door open for her, or run crowd-control to help her out. He always puts himself in the position of being the knight in shining armor.”

It appears that the love-fest isn’t over, as Adnan drove from the hotel to Britney’s house, where he remained into early Sunday afternoon, around the same time Britney is supposed to be visited by her two young boys.

That is one lucky paparazzi if you ask me. Britney probably pays all the bills. He is found a crazy sugar momma. It has long been rumored around LA that Britney has deals cut with the paps whereas she changes clothes multiple times a day, thereby giving rise to the image values, and she takes a cut. Looks like she has a new deal with Adnan. Basically, he gets tail and gets to take pictures. Britney gets smokes.

Or so says Page Six.
“Jamie Lynn has a very soft personality,” says the family insider, who added that Jamie Lynn often had to suffer her sister’s tantrums when they were growing up. “She loves Britney, not Britney’s temper.”
Though Britney, 26, and Jamie Lynn, 16, have since spoken about the pregnancy, their conversations have been “clinical” and awkward.
“Their relationship is estranged,” says the source. “Jamie Lynn does not recognize Britney as the sister she grew up with, so she has gone to her friends, her boyfriend and her mom when she needs someone.”
“It is mostly by Britney’s choice,” says the insider. “She is so self-absorbed in her own life that she has forgotten what is important in life, like her family.”

Imagine that, Britney is a Bi**ch. And a hypocrite. And now an aunt. This family really moves fast. Honestly, the only benefit to them reproducing is that it always keeps the tabloids on their toes. You can take the girl out of the trailer but not the…

Even funnier, TMZ has some video of Britney driving around Hollywood with her trunk open and a spare tire on. You might check it out. Funny stuff.

From MSNBC: Britney already announced her marital ambitions to her lawyers and ex-hubby, Kevin Federline. “[The lawyers] begged her to at least get a prenup, but she didn’t seem to be listening.” K-Fed’s none too happy, either. “Kevin has seen Sam lose his temper,” said a family spy. “We hear he swears a lot and makes very derogatory statements when he’s alone with Brit. Kevin has forbidden Britney from having Sam around the boys. In fact, Kevin has threatened to get a restraining order. She’ll lose custody if she allows Sam around them, Kevin will make sure of it. Britney is completely under Sam’s spell. Everyone sees through him, except her. I hear that he stays with her most of the time, and she pays for his food, his bar and restaurant tabs and his clothing. She takes care of everything.”

Ahhh…the joys of young love. Remember those days? As if losing her kids is not romantic enough, now she stands to lose the rest of her money and get told she is a dumb ho the entire time. Reminds me of an old Debbie Gibson song, who ironically enough actually has a more thriving career going. She was recently spotted in Pasadena auditioning for a play.

Brit was rejected from American Idol because they don’t feel she is stable. Maybe this new marriage will give her the balanced life that she needs.

But had no problem making her tri-daily appointment at the 76 station in West Hollywood. Maybe she has a crush on the manager at 76, ala Winstons in West Hollywood? I bet she would throw a perty big fit if she got banned from the 76.

She looks like an ornament wearing this. I feel like I should be hanging her from my Christmas tree. Ok, bad example, I don’t have a Christmas tree, but if I did, that is how I would feel. You know, it really wasn’t that long ago that I wanted to hang her from so many other places. Like my ceiling in one of those leather….ok, probably time to stop that sexy talk.

Britney is expected to show up at K-Fed’s lawyers office, Mark Vincent Kaplan, before 10am. The deposition is expected to last days, mostly due to anticipated objections on the side of Britney’s legal team.

The dog is not expected to be placed under oath, but nevertheless, I am sure we will have some good pics and good gossip from her big day in court. Kaplan has been trying to get the Southern Bell under oath for nearly a year, while much of her family has been trying to get her under control for the past two years.

Britney Spears may get away with stealing lighters from North Hollywood gas stations, but she will no longer be allowed to steal the spotlight from West Hollywood hotspot Winstons.

Apparently Britney forced a female bartender to switch Halloween costumes with her. The costume is currently up for auction on Ebay. I would have understood if Britney wanted to switch careers with the barmaid, but lets be honest, whatever Brit was wearing had to be scarier.

She is also said to have a crush on one of the managers, Harold Karsenty.

“Harold loved the attention at first, but after a while he got sick of it… Britney caused nothing but drama,” says a club insider.

I can get into Winstons. It ain’t that great. But I have to agree, prolly is a bit better without the Brit trailerouge parked at the bar.