Brooke Hogan

Brooke Hogan rocks out in her bikini.

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Brooke Hogan knows how to work the presses. Even though when she is in her bikini she looks as though she is entering the wring at Wrestlemania 2008, she still turns heads. And sometimes knocks heads into turns when she is upset. Good to see that she is really handling her parents divorce well.

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(No Comments) | Posted on 04/29/2008, filed under Brooke Hogan

Brooke Hogan beats up men.

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I’m pretty sure that Brooke Hogan would be a pretty effective full back in the NFL. You know, the type of back the blast through the line of scrimmage to block out 240 pound line backers. In fact, I think she could knock over guys like Junior Seau. She is just rough. Her legs definitely come from her dad’s side, look at the manly definition. I bet she has a mean game face.

She is pretty much carrying that guy effortlessly. I bet he is terrified secretly, or gay and is into her.  I just couldn’t date a girl that bench pressed more than me. It would just seem way too odd. And gay. Her shoulders are excessively broad.

I feel like a bad person writing this, but oh well, it’s true.

More Brooke Hogan linebacker pictures if you want them.

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(No Comments) | Posted on 02/25/2008, filed under Brooke Hogan