Bruce Willis

Sure Bruce Willis is still suprisingly sexy for an old, bald guy, but don’t go thinking that he’s hit a two-fer jackpot. That’s Bruce walking with his daughters. Oh, don’t try to deny it…I know what you were thinking. Anyway, Bruce is getting ready to start work on a new film with wacked out director Oliver Stone.

From AZ Central:

The Hollywood veteran will play real-life army general William R. Peers who investigated the infamous My Lai village massacre - in which around 350 to 500 people, many of who were women and children, were murdered by US soldiers.

Channing Tatum and Michael Pena are also set to star in the movie, with Tatum playing Hugh Thompson Jr., an army helicopter pilot who broke ranks and flew between the villagers and the soldiers to protect them from the slaughter.

Wait, Oliver Stone is doing a film on government cover-ups and Viet Nam? How unpredictable. Yeah I know, this is barely news, but what can I say? I’m still waiting for Bruce to finally snap his cap and go all Die Hard on Ashton’s ass.

It’s a slow Sunday and Hollywood is way too quiet. I’m left with nothing better to report than red carpet pictures. See what happens when Lindsay is in rehab and Paris is locked up?

Anyway, here is Kate Beckinsale at the premiere of Live Free or Die Hard…the film also known as Bruce Willis wants to be famous for something other than being a way too nice ex-husband. And that’s pretty much all I’ve got. Kate looks pretty good, but she’s not at the top of my “I’d do her if I was a lesbian” list. Yawn. When does Paris get out?

Here’s one that will make you want to blind your mind’s eye. Bruce Willis is reportedly getting it on with Courtney Love. The oh-that-is-so-wrong couple was spotted playing tonsil hockey in Hollywood.

From The New York Daily News:

The unlikely couple were spotted in flagrante canoodle March 19 at the Roxy nightclub on Sunset Blvd. “They were full-on making out,” laughs a witness.

The venue was packed for a 9 p.m. performance by boozy Brit rocker Amy Winehouse.

How’s that for playing Russian Roulette with your penis? Making out with Courtney Love is more dangerous than waltzing with the bad guys in Die Hard 17.