Cameron Diaz

Cameron Diaz’ dad dies from Pneumonia

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Our deepest condolences.

TMZ says, We’re told the 58-year-old Emilio Diaz, a popular resident of Seal Beach, Calif., recently developed the flu which then turned into pneumonia. We hear his death was “shocking” as Emilio was in “terrific health.” Diaz is currently filming her upcoming flick “My Sister’s Keeper.” A source on the set tells us production on the film was shut down today. 

Comments (2) | Posted on 04/16/2008, filed under Cameron Diaz

Cameron Diaz is probably annoying.

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Here is what she said.

US Magazine says, “I like boys — a lot. I’m boy crazy. That hasn’t changed since I was very young.”
But even Diaz knows she’s not the easiest partner to date.
“I’m a lot of woman — in a lot of ways,” she says. “And I understand that can be intimidating.”

Here is what she meant: I’m annoying. This whole bit just means that she annoys guys and when they leave her, she justifies it by saying that she is just too much to handle for men. She is getting older, so men are beginning to leave her faster and faster, so the excuses are likely to pile up as time goes on.

More Cameron Diaz, the megawoman pictures.

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Comments (4) | Posted on 04/01/2008, filed under Cameron Diaz

Cameron Diaz looks like an old shoe.

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Someone may need to throw her out, or give her to the dog to chew on. Hey Cameron, why don’t we leave the Flashdance tops in the 80’s and on Jennifer Beals, where they belong? Or, buy a shoulder implant so that the top stays level and hides more of you. The saving grace in photography is, in many cases and specifically this one, that there isn’t any sound. If there were sound, she would be cackling in this picture, I am just sure of it.

I would still do her though. I am just talking crap, because I can. I have a blog, that makes me awesome and important.

More Cameron Diaz pictures.

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(No Comments) | Posted on 03/21/2008, filed under Cameron Diaz

Happy Birthday Cameron Diaz

Hey, guess what…Cameron Diaz is old. Well, older than me so that makes her old in my book. Cameron and her fishmouth turned 35 and celebrated with a party on the set of her latest flick in process What Happens in Vegas.

So if Cam is 35 shouldn’t she start dating grown-up guys and stop robbing the cradle?

(No Comments) | Posted on 09/02/2007, filed under Cameron Diaz

Cameron Diaz and John Mayer Get Together

John Mayer may be over Jessica Simspson, but it looks like he still has a thing for blondes. Pop boy Mayer is reportedly knocking boots with big mouth bass Cameron Diaz. One Mayer bud was less than subtle about attractively challenged duo.

From People:

The pair, who were first spotted out together in the city last week, were ‘all over each other’ and ‘super flirty’ at the Bowery Hotel Friday night. Asked if the newly-close pair are dating, a source close to Mayer tells People, ‘Yes, it’s definitely true.’

Awww how sweet. Its special ed love. Sure that was snarky, but these two are ranked pretty high on the goofy looking scale. I’m worried that if they reproduce scientists will have to start a whole new column on the species chart.

Comment (1) | Posted on 08/21/2007, filed under Cameron Diaz , John Mayer

Cameron Diaz Bikini Pics

And for your almost daily dose of celebrity summer bikini shots, here is Cameron Diaz hitting the waves at Malibu. And the water must be a little cold. I guess she’s looking pretty good. Of course without the communist propoganda bag or the freaky (and married…oops) magician on her arm, there’s just not much to say.

So what are we supposed to do with Cameron Diaz now? I mean you either love this chick or couldn’t care less about her. She’s kind of like Cheese Whiz. You either suck the stuff straight from the can or avoid it like the plague. Personally, I could do without both of them. Of course I wouldn’t say no to pictures of Cameron Diaz covered in Cheese Whiz.

(No Comments) | Posted on 07/16/2007, filed under Cameron Diaz

Cameron Diaz is Sorry She Pissed Off Peru

Cameron Diaz just stepped in a big pile of poopie and now she’s trying hard to apologize for the smell. The big faced Angel recently visited Peru and did some sightseeing while sporting a bag decorated with a communist symbol and slogan. Now for those of you who slept through your world history class…like me…Peru has some nasty memories of the communists seeing as how different communist insurgencies left over 70,000 Peruvians dead in the 1980’s and 90’s. How’s that for a fashion faux?

Here’s Cam’s apology to Peru (from the Associated Press):

“I sincerely apologize to anyone I may have inadvertently offended. The bag was a purchase I made as a tourist in China and I did not realize the potentially hurtful nature of the slogan printed on it. I’m sorry for any people’s pain and suffering and it was certainly never my intention to reopen what I now know is a painful wound in this country’s history.”

And for her next vacation adventure, Cameron is going to tour Mississippi with a white sheet on her head to keep off the heat.

(No Comments) | Posted on 06/25/2007, filed under Cameron Diaz

Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz Play Nice

Here’s an awkward moment caught on film. We’ve got Justin Timberlake and Cameorn Diaz getting too close for comfort as they’re out promoting Shrek 3. Notice the slightly pained look on Justin’s face as he tries to hide the fact that he’s a little afraid Cameron might start boiling bunny rabbits. And Cameron is looking just a little too giggly. You know she’s winking and flirting for all she’s worth trying to get Sexy Back.

(No Comments) | Posted on 06/09/2007, filed under Cameron Diaz , Justin Timberlake

The Fight Over Justin Timberlake

Someone go find that Japanese hero guy cause Cameron Diaz is about to go nuclear. Still not quite over her break-up with Justin Timberlake ex-girlfriend Cam and Jessica Biel, aka the new girlfriend currently hitting the sheets with Mr. Sexy Back, are both scheduled to present at the MTV Movie Awards.

From TMZ:

Cameron Diaz and Jessica Biel — the ex GF and current paramour of Justin Timberlake — will both be presenting at the upcoming MTV Movie Awards, reports Page Six, and handlers are doing everything “to keep Cam and Jess far apart,” admitting that the situation is creating “a mess.”…Says the source, “Cameron’s looking a little unstable lately.”

Of course we all remember that Cameron went ballistic when she spotted JT and Jessica getting all flirty at a party back in January. Personally, I think a confrontation will be good for everyone (and by everyone I really mean me and my fellow gossip whores). Get those feelings of abandonment and insecurity out in the open. Plus, Jessica would kick Cam’s ass and who doesn’t want to see that?

(No Comments) | Posted on 05/29/2007, filed under Cameron Diaz , Jessica Biel , Justin Timberlake

Cameron Diaz Talks Paris

Cameron Diaz isn’t exactly over flowing with sympathy for Paris Hilton. I’m guessing she won’t be signing the Free Paris petition. In fact, it sounds like she can’t wait for the paparazzi princess to get out of town.

From All Headline News:

Cameron is reported by “Entertainment Tonight” as saying: “She made her bad choices, she’s going to have to deal with it, that’s her journey. She just has to get plastered all over the world. There were 10 helicopters above her house, which I live not too far from. I was like, ‘Could you please keep it down.’ We all suffer when Paris suffers.”

I love how Cameron can make Paris’ jail time a spiritual thing. It’s her “journey” to do time and come out all hard and jaded with a taste for the ladies. But I’m going to give Cameron her props on this one because she’s telling Paris to suck it up and because Cam is back to looking pretty good. Guess a few weeks in Hawaii in the company of a hot surfer does a girl some good.

(No Comments) | Posted on 05/10/2007, filed under Cameron Diaz , Paris Hilton

Cameron Diaz and Drew Barrymore Light Up In Hawaii

So before hitting the Academy Awards, Cameron Diaz hit the beach in Hawaii with Drew Barrymore. And while the bikini-clad stars relaxed in the sun, they were sharing…a smoke. And it doesn’t look like a Camel to me.

What is going on with Hollywood suddenly taking pot public? Is there an organized “legalize weed” protest that I don’t know about? And where’s Woody Harrelson while everyone is lighting up? He should be in his hemp pants, passing out informational leaflets printed on paper you can smoke when you’re done reading.

(No Comments) | Posted on 02/27/2007, filed under Cameron Diaz , Drew Barrymore

Oscar Fashion Recap…The Bad

Now for the fun part, who should have skipped the red carpet. I don’t mind being bitchy about this because these women have buckets of cash and professional people to style, primp and pamper them before the show. It’s not my fault if they hired a fashion school drop-out or if they forgot to look in a mirror before popping open the champagne in their limo.

So here are my picks for the big fashion losers:

Jennifer Hudson may have won the Oscar, but that is no excuse for the Judy Jetson gold python jacket she was sporting on the red carpet. At least she had the sense to take it off later so she won’t have to look back on her big moment in that bolero…yuck!

Anne Hathaway in Valentino. What is with the ink spot on the front? Not only was it unflattering to her figure, it looked like a giant butterfly crashed into the front of her gown.

Jessica Biel wore an pink Oscar de la Renta halter that looked hot, but she gets marked down for her hair, too bumpy, and for her obiovus lack of a bra. It would look hot on her if it hadn’t been so cold in LA last night.

Gwyneth Paltrow. I may be the lone nay-sayer on this one, but I didn’t like the meshy, peach Spiderman dress. The criss-crossing lines were distracting and made me a little dizzy. Plus her lipstick is way too red for the gown. She needs to go kiss a few guys to tone down the bright red color.

Cameron Diaz showed up sporting an angular white off the shoulder something that looked like it came right out of a paper factory. It was one of my least favorite looks of the night. Right up there with a bald Jack Nicholson sitting the front row. Check the tape…he’s as bald as Britney.

So, that’s my take on Oscar fashion. Of course I spent the night in yoga pants and a tank top eating ice cream while watching E!. So what do I know?

Cameron Diaz Hooks Up With Surfer Kelly Slater

After her rumored run in with former love Justin Timberlake at the Golden Globes, Cameron Diaz has run off to Hawaii and shacked up with pro-surfer Kelly Slater.

From TMZ:

“We’re told the couple shared a romantic oceanfront dinner at Haleiwa Joe’s restaurant before heading back to Slater’s place. Indeed, we’re told Cameron is staying with Slater.”

I couldn’t care less about Cameron. She’s goofy looking, she thinks way too highly of herself and the best movie she’s ever made was Shrek and you didn’t even have to look at her. But, holy crap, have you seen Kelly Slater? He is gorgeous beyond words. I can’t believe a guy that good looking would ever let Cameron Diaz touch his long board. And while I wouldn’t wish Cameron’s kind of crazy on any guy, I hope they stay together just so I can keep looking at pictures of Kelly Slater.

Comment (1) | Posted on 01/19/2007, filed under Cameron Diaz , Kelly Slater

Cameron Who?

Did Justin Timberlake leave Cameron Diaz for super-babe Scarlett Johansson? JT and Scarlett met while working together on Justin’s new video. And that was while he and Diaz were still locking lips. Hmmm…I think I see someone trading up.

Of course you can’t blame the guy. Cameron Diaz has been so full of herself lately. And Scarlett is, you know, gorgeous, talented and stacked like the shelves at Wal-Mart…high and full. Plus, her eyes don’t disappear whenever she smiles.

I never really got why Cameron Diaz is supposd to be sexy, but when you put her next to Scarlett Johansson, she looks like Scarlett’s older wrinkled sister. And Cameron may think she’s a freaky kind of girl, but Scarlett always looks like she’s just had sex or in on her way to make some guy really, really happy.

Comment (1) | Posted on 01/10/2007, filed under Cameron Diaz , Justin Timberlake , Scarlett Johansson

Justin Trades Cameron for Scarlett?

Hollywood’s famous anti-marriage couple may have called it quits. Janet Charlton’s Hollywood reports that a friend of the couple said they broke up two weeks ago. Rumors also have Justin possibly hooking up with Scarlett Johansson. Not that I have anything against Cameron, but that is trading up.

Here are some pics of Justin in his new flick “Alpha Dog” where he plays a heavily tattooed gang member. That’s why they call it acting, people.

(No Comments) | Posted on 01/03/2007, filed under Cameron Diaz , Justin Timberlake , Scarlett Johansson

Cameron’s New Nose

After way more publicity than was needed, Cameron Diaz has had her nose fixed. The commitment-phobic Charlie Angels star has said repeatedly that she had the surgery to fix problems she has been having since she broke her nose surfing.

I don’t really care if she wanted to have a nose job…who in Hollywood hasn’t implanted, lifted, whitened, or Botox-ed something?

I think the world would be a better place if every celebrity admitted to having had plastic surgery. They should post their surgeries on their websites…like a nutrition label so we all know what they’re really made of.

(No Comments) | Posted on 12/01/2006, filed under Cameron Diaz , Uncategorized

Cameron Diaz and national enquirer make up

National Enquirer reported Cameron Diaz was stepping out on Justin Timberlake.

According to court documents filed Friday, the Enquirer and Diaz are close to reaching a settlement in the $30 million defamation lawsuit that she filed against the tabloid last year over a cover story accusing her of cheating on Timberlake with a producer of her MTV show. Counsel reported that settlement discussions have been productive and that both parties are close to a settlement.

Diaz slapped the magazine with charges of slander and libel after it was reported that she and the producer, Shane Nickerson, who’s married, were seen smooching outside of a Los Angeles sound studio. The offending article, which ran behind the headline “Cameron Caught Cheating,” was published in the Enquirer’s May 23, 2005, issue. The Enquirer responded with confidence at the time of the filing, saying through a spokesman that the tabloid stood behind its reporting “and will defend the suit aggressively in court.”

(No Comments) | Posted on 10/28/2006, filed under Cameron Diaz

Cameron Diaz’s sexy pictures

To wrap it up for the day, I wanted to share some photographs of Cameron Diaz looking hot with her new dark hair. Personally I think she looks better as a blonde, but she is still pretty.

(No Comments) | Posted on 09/21/2006, filed under Cameron Diaz

Is Cameron Diaz Engaged?


After many rumors about the future of sexy Cameron Diaz’ relationship with singer Justin Timberlake, the most recent one seems to be certain: the engagement between these two.

Although not yet confirmed, it appears to be a fact, since Cameron Diaz is not hiding the dazzling stone that she now wears on her ring finger, and that was first spotted by the paparazzi a few weeks ago as the love birds left the Nobu Berkeley restaurant.

Did Justin propose to Cameron in the romantic setting of Nobu?

(No Comments) | Posted on 07/13/2006, filed under Cameron Diaz