Carmen Electra

Looks like Carmen Electra isn’t ready to give up her role as the poster girl for hooker chic. Actually that was a little harsh. Sorry Carmen.

I just don’t have anything else to say about her. The buzz over her rumored lesbian love affair with Joan Jett has mostly died down, she hasn’t married and then divorced any overly tattooed and seemingly sexually confused guys and she isn’t wearing a red swimsuit that’s two sizes too small.

What can I say? All I had to work with were the pole dancer boots.

So last week US Magazine threw a Hollywood hotness fest. It was basically just a bunch of celebs sitting around congratulating each other for being pretty. A true meeting of the minds in the Holly Hood. And don’t think I’m just being bitchy because I wasn’t invited. It was actually called US Magazine’s Hot Hollywood Party.

So here are some of the folks that were deemed worthy by US Magazine. Lindsay Lohan was there (no word how many casualities her driver caused getting her there). Jennifer Lopez received the Style Icon of the Year Award (so she showed up with metallic eyeshadow and a cadaverous hubby on her arm). Ashlee Simpson and Carmen Electra were both looking pretty good on the red carpet. And of course Paris Hilton and her wonky eye showed up looking really pissed off about something…maybe the monkey bit her again.

See, now it’s just like you were there.

Carmen Electra and the Bombshell Babes performed at Dinah Shore Week 2007 this past weekend…but I have no idea what they performed. Judging from these pics it was some sort of cross between Cirque de Soliel and a bondage show. Seriously, there’s Carmen bent over and getting spanked, Carmen dressed in leather, Carmen swinging on a hula hoop and Carmen waving a riding crop. Sounds like the agenda for a bachelor party, but what do I know about all that high class art stuff?

Does Carmen Electra like the ladies? Rumors are swirling that the former Baywatch babe may be looking for love in a lesbian way with rocker Joan Jett. The two have been reportedly struck up a friendship that bloggers and gossip whores are quick to call a “friendship.” (wink, wink)

From Hollywood.com

Carmen Electra has got America’s lesbians all fired up after telling friends she’s planning to drop a bombshell at one of the year’s most anticipated gay gatherings. The sexy single, who split from husband Dave Navarro last year, is set to perform with her burlesque troupe The Bombshell Babes at the Dinah Shore Weekend in Palm Springs, California, at the end of the month–and rumors persist she’ll use the four-day lesbian festival to announce her romance with rocker Joan Jett.

Carmen’s reps have denied the rumored girl on girl action, but I wouldn’t be surprised to learn that Carmen’s come hither looks brought a few ladies hither…or thither…whatever.

Carmen Electra was hosting the Max Factor’s Clothes Off Our Back charity event fashion show when she demonstrated just how dangerous walking in a straight line can be. The former Baywatch babe and current corporate schill was working the cat walk when she fell on her ass. Not a dainty stumble, not a delicate trip, but a full-on splat!

Then as Carmen was trying to stand up, she managed to take out celebrity model Alison Sweeney (of Days of our Lives pseudo-fame). And when Alison hit the ground she accidentally gave the world a peek up her designer dress.

Personally I think this could be the beginning of a cool new fashion trend…full contact modeling.

Carmen Electra is taking a rest from men.

Carmen who was married to guitarist Dave Navarro for three years before they split in July admits she is feeling lonely after the separation but is not looking for romance. She just want’s to be alone for a while.

Carmen insists that she and Navarro have remained good friends despite the break-up.
She added: I don’t regret it. Not everything always works out, but we’re still friends and that’s all that matters. She now wants to enjoy her independence.

Carmen Electra is the image of the new Rapid Weight-Loss Beauty Pill "NV" (as in envy).

"NV’s unique three complex formula is a simple way to enhance a woman’s figure, radiate beauty and increase energy," said Electra. "I can identify with a woman’s desire to make her outer appearance match her inner glow, which is why my secret to maintaining my looks, energy and confidence is NV."

Like anybody will believe that a pill will make you beautiful. There you go, take your daily dose of NV and you don’t have to wear braces on your crooked teeth. Or exercise ever again, or even wash your hair! Because we all know that this is the pill that Carmen Electra has been taking all along to be beautiful and thin.

It’s official: Carmen Electra filed for divorce yesterday in a Los Angeles court citing irreconcilable differences as the reason.

I’d say that she is right: your husband banging Jenna Jameson seems like a pretty irreconcilable difference to me. And that indeed may have been what triggered the paperwork to begin rolling. Other than that, I would’ve thought they had a chance of getting back together, although in my honest opinion, Carmen is better off without him.

Carmen Electra is looking better than ever since she divorced her husband Dave Navarro. I just came across this photograph of the curvy blonde, snapped just two days ago while leaving a restaurant in Los Angeles, and I couldn’t but notice the glow of happiness around her. What a difference with the Carmen that we had seen a few months ago, all gloomy and bored looking.

Good for her that she’s feeling better! You go girl!

What’s the big deal about Jamie Foxx going out with Carmen Electra? The poor girl needs to have fun now that she dumped her hubby Dave Navarro. What if he was standing very close to her, and whispering in her ear? That’s totally innocent! When I go to a nightclub and a guy stands next to me, putting his arm around me and talking to me, I’m sure that he just wants to be friends, and the fact that I’m wearing next to nothing has nothing to do with it.

But there’s always dirty minded people, like the Page Six person who wrote: "Jamie’s arm was around Carmen more than once and whispers were exchanged several times," tattles our spy. "No one saw them kissing, but they left together out the back. It seemed like they were out on a date."