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The Britney vs. Kevin fight for the kiddies isn’t the only custody battle brewing in Hollywood. Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards are still swinging in their demolition derby courtroom brawl. Seriously, how long has this been going on? Aren’t those girls in college yet?

From People:

“[Denise] believes that Charlie has significant personal issues which he has failed to address and which require her to take action to protect her children,” says lawyer Neal Raymond Hersh. “This is not a vindictive action. Any responsible parent in Denise’s shoes would go to the ends of the Earth to protect her children.”

But in papers obtained by Access Hollywood, Richards accuses Sheen of “inappropriate behavior … and conduct,” including “his attraction to underage women and his sexual explicitness on the Internet, including revealing his private parts.” Richards seeks to stop Sheen’s overnight privileges with their daughters.

Damn girl, you might as well have called the guy a pedophile. That’s harsh. Sounds like Denise has some serious issues of her own to deal with…bitter ex-wife issues.

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Now the Denise Richards vs. Charlie Sheen custody fight is getting interesting. Charlie just filed papers in Los Angeles County Superior Court asking for a better visitation deal. Essentially, he wants unsupervised visits with his kids and added that his new fiancee Brooke Mueller just loves the girls…which I’m pretty sure translates to “kiss my ass Denise, I’m getting remarried and your rebound dude dumped you.”

TMZ has the info from the court papers:

Sheen alleges recently, Richards “has repeatedly made unnecessary telephone calls to me and to my home. These calls have resulted in disputes between us.” Sheen wants the court to 86 all non-emergency calls. He’s also asking for extended visitation — he’d like to pick the two kids Saturday morning and return them on Monday every third and fifth weekend of each month.

And to make this story even more fun, Charlie talked to Entertainment Tonight about the custody battle and added that Denise asked for some of his sperm so she could make another kidlet. How’s that for alimony! Here’s his totally awesome commnet:

“I’m good enough to provide DNA but I’m not good enough to hire my own child care provider?”

Denise’s peeps deny the story of course, but who cares? I’m loving me some Charlie Sheen right now.

Not that anyone still cares about the Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards divorce debacle, but here’s the latest. Charlie is reportedly taking Denise back to court to get a better custody deal. Right now he only gets supervised visits with their two girls, Lola and Sam. Denise of course isn’t having it.

From the New York Post:

“She’s doing everything she can to keep his visits supervised by her nanny, because her nanny spies for her,” one Sheen pal said.

And I’m sure it’s just a coincidence that Denise is getting all pissy now that Charlie is engaged to a new chick and Denise’s rocker relationship with Richie Sambora went down the tubes.

In the great public divorce debacle that was the implosion of Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen’s marriage…Charlie Sheen won. Denise may have taken the initial lead with the gambling and porn watching charges and the hook up with an aging rock star, but Charlie has been quietly dating Brooke Mueller for over a year and now they’re getting hitched. So while Charlie gets the rebound prize, Denise is trying to play nice.

From People:

“Denise wants her to feel comfortable,” a Richards pal told PEOPLE last year. “She put together a bag with toys for her and the girls (Lola and Sam) along with a card telling her she’s glad (Brooke) makes their father so happy.”

Well sure she did. Because now that Charlie is getting married to another woman he’s probably starting to look pretty good again. Oh I know that was harsh…let’s ask Heather Locklear for her opinion.

Charlie Sheen has moved in with his girlfriend Brooke Mueller, according to a report from Life & Style Weekly.

Although that seems to have happened just this week, a source close to the couple told Us Weekly that they have actually been living together for almost two months and added: "Brooke is in love. Charlie is a solid guy and they are very compatible."

What can I say? Wives only see a guy’s defects, and then comes a new chick who doesn’t know about his porn addiction and his other bad habits, and voila! you lose your husband and she gets a brand new guy. So, ladies, I want you to go in your bedroom right now, kiss your man and forget about all those little details that annoy you so much… or you may end up like Denise Richards, while he moves in with a hot chick like Brooke Mueller.

Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards have agreed to an extension of a court-approved restraining order Thursday, barring Sheen from independently contacting or coming within 300 feet of his wife or any of their two daughters. As of now, Charlie still has his right to one supervised visit per week with the girls.

The extension arouse from a hearing that should have taken place this week, to determine which custody arrangement would best for their daughters.

Both spouses have requested custody of the girls: Sheen has petitioned for joint custody, while Richards has asked for sole, alleging that her husband was verbally and physically abusive, and has been hooked on prescription drugs, pornography and gambling, claims that Sheen has vehemently denied.