Ummm….why is this guy still alive? Chris Crocker is back with a new video and he is collecting Youtube views this morning by dancing and playing with his nipples.
I wouldn’t watch it if I were you. But here it is.
Chris Crocker
Chris who?
| Unfortunately if you have access to the internet the name Chris Crocker rings a bell. You’re not quite sure why you know the name until you see his picture with the dime store eyeliner streaming down his exceptionally high cheek bones. If you’re a male who initially experienced a tiny tingle in the nether region before learning Crocker has a penis, you’ve more than likely curled into the fetal position in the shower while scalding hot water washed away your impure thoughts.
After becoming an overnight celebrity with his “Leave Britney Alone” performance on Utube, Rocker has taken his talentless gig on the road in hopes of attaining the fame of Paris, considering they share the same amount of skills. Crocker took the stage at Vegas’ Piranha and reportedly flashed his girly package at the group of social rejects who apparently had no where else better to be that night. I, for one, could not attend after given the option of seeing his ‘performance’ or volunteering for a drug free root canal performed by a drunken Parkinson’s patient using a broken bud bottle. |
