Christina Aguilera

Although everyone’s known since Paris Hilton spilled the beans, Christina Aguilera has publicly announced her pregnancy. According to OK!:

“I want to get it right,” the 26-year-old is quoted as telling Glamour magazine about her future child, the first for her and hubby of two years Jordan Bratman. “I’m a lucky girl.”As for Jordan’s feelings about the news? “He’s so supportive and amazing through everything.”

Oh, so this is what happy, normal parenting looks like. Funny, I’d almost forgotten with all this Britney motherhood-on-trash nonsense.

Christina Aguilera is still keeping quiet about her unoffcial, official pregnancy. But I don’t get the big mystery. I mean Paris Hilton already outed Xtina’s baby bump…doesn’t that count as confirmation?

Anyway, Christina and her hypothetical fetus are scheduled to sing at the Emmy Awards on Sunday and the show’s executive producer said that they’re all “being sensitive to the pregnancy.”

You mean the unconfirmed, alleged, rumored, worst kept secret in Hollywood pregnancy? That pregnancy? Oh, we can’t comment on that.

Guess what, Christina Aguilera is pregnant. Ok, cool bit of news, but now you’re probably wondering why I’m writing it in a Paris Hilton post? Well I’ll tell you why…because Paris Hilton can’t keep a secret that’s why. The still free heiress was out partying it up in Vegas when she grabbed a mic and totally blew Xtina’s ultra-quiet pregnancy.

From TMZ:

TMZ cameras caught Paris Hilton, looking flapperific in a hot pink number at LAX Nightclub in the Luxor Hotel last night. Everything was going smoothly until she jumped the mic and blurted. “I want everyone to say congratulations to the most beautiful pregnant woman in the world, Christina Aguilera. You’re gorgeous!”

See, that’s why the President doesn’t give Paris Hilton the number to his big red phone in the oval office.

Holy mammaries, Batman! Would you look at the milk makers on Christina Aguilera. I know the girl might be preggers and all that, but seriously, did all the hormones get together as some estrogen convention and decide to take up residence in Xtina’s boobs?

On the upside…wait, is there a downside to mind-boggling cleavage? Well, other than the tendancy to fall over. This girl is suddenly built like Breast Implant Barbie.

Speculation is still following Christina Aguilera about a possible X-tina offspring. The suprisingly stable pop star has been overly protective of her tummy in recent weeks and rumors of her uterus being occupied have been lighting up the internet. And one gossip source says that Christina is just about ready to make the big news public.

From The New York Post:

Rumors that Christina Aguilera is expecting a baby “are definitely true,” according to a well-placed Page Six source. “She’s been telling friends,” said one snitch, who revealed, “she has to be three months now, because she’s announcing it.” This would be the first for Aguilera and her husband, Jordan Bratman.

Here are more pics of Christina hiding her belly. I do this all the time too, but I’m not knocked up. I’m just trying to hide the clothes I just shoplifted.

There must be something in the bottled water in Hollywood because we have yet another celeb rumored to be preggers. TMZ is reporting that pop singer Christina Aguilera was recently spotted at New York’s Maternal Fetal Medicine Association. There’s no word from Xtina’s peeps about a possible X-baby, but Christina does seem awfully protective of her tummy in these pics.

Wow, maybe if Christina pops out a baby she can get together with her former Mickey Mouse Club pal Britney Spears and start up a whole new goup of dancing kids with their names written on their shirts.

Christina Aguilera is as hot as hot gets, but what happned here? Is this the price you have to pay for looking that good? Check out Xtina leaving the Mercer Hotel in New York rocking the hairnet, old lady sweater coat and the world’s biggest scarf. She’s even got the granny dogs going on.

Now you all know that I have no problem ragging on Christina when she hits the red carpet in see-through dresses or skirts that barely cover her hoo-hah. But this crazy cat lady fashion is just sad. She looks like the cranky neighbor down the road who bangs on her window and yells at you if you walk too close to her lawn.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Orange.

Orange, who?

Orange you glad you don’t use as much spray on tan as Christina Aguilera?

Someone tell Xtina that she isn’t supposed to use the entire can of fake and bake in one sitting. Looking at her neon glow I would rather risk the UV rays, skin cancer and being seen in my bikini than use her sunless tanning spray.

Christina Aguilera may have followed in Britney’s pop singer footsteps, but she was right to skip the whole head shaving thing. Christina’s blonde locks have earned her another line for her resume. In Touch Weekly has named Xtina Hollywood’s hottest blonde.

From The National Ledger:

Do blondes have more fun? One thing is certain, Hollywood is full of the platinum gals and In Touch Weekly has put together its list of the hottest blondes in Tinseltown. Leading the way is Christina Aguilera. Xtina just edges out the newly single Reese Witherspoon who had what many believed was the hottest look at the Oscars.

So I’m guessing you didn’t get disqualified for being a chemically enhanced blonde. Of course Christina has changed her hair color so many times that she might actually be a natural blonde and we’d never know it. Well, I guess there is one way to find out the truth, but I don’t want to go that far up her skirt.

Christina Aguilara is denying rumors that she is in a family way. The shockingly stable pop star is laughing off a report that she went on a spending spree for baby goodies at the chic Beverly Hills boutique Bellini.

A misinformed employee told the New York Daily News:

“They seemed really excited. She was talking to [another customer] and she said she took a home pregnancy test and that it was positive. She kept saying they’d have to come back when they knew the sex of the baby.”

Christina’s rep says no way:

“It’s all made up. She was not at Bellini. She was on a plane to Las Vegas for the NBA appearance.”

Is anyone else amazed that Christina Aguilara turned out to be the stable one from that group of Britney/Christina/blonde wannabe pop tarts? Go figure.

There are celebrities who are dull, and some that are extremely interesting. In my personal book, it doesn’t get more interesting than Christina Aguilera, who in her interview in the latest edition of Blender magazine, confesses to have peed into a bucket, butt naked, in front of a roomful of strangers during costume changes on tour, adding:

“I’m very comfortable with my naked body. There’s probably even some video of me peeing.”

My praises to Christina for her bravery. I have peed on the side of the road a few times, and behind the Miami Convention Center on a emergency, but I never had a public. May be that’s why I’m not famous and she is. That, or the fact that I can’t sing to save my life.

After those ugly pictures of Jessica Simpson dressed like a 50’s housewife, we need some glamour on this blog, so here are some pictures of Christina Aguilera to help you clear up your mind.

Christina Aguilera is still a little bitter about Britney Spears not wanting to kiss her back in 2003, and instead choosing to swap spit with Madonna. The beautiful blonde singer said:

"I was up for kissing Britney, but Britney wasn’t. Although she had nothing against kissing Madonna."

Well, she should be glad she didn’t get kissed, since that kiss seems to have been like a beauty death sentence to both Britney and Madonna… they both now look like prototypes for a redneck advertisement: Britney as the multiple times mother that shops at Walmart, while Madonna looks like a tired bartender with too much mileage.

Here some photos of Christina Aguilera at the 3rd Annual Fashion Rocks concert:

Christina Aguilera is back to her Dirrty girl roots, after having fooled us for so long dressing like that other Gwen chick. (I think it was just to get us to buy her new album, and now that we have spent our money, she can be herself again).

The photo was taken at a fancy costume party in Hollywood that the singer attended with her ugly husband Jordan Bratman. Christina, who reached the number 1 position on the carts with her album Back to Basics, has obviously taken advice from her won record and done exactly that, by leaving her bra at home and showing her assets to anyone who wanted to see.

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