Cisco Adler

Ewwwww! Ex-con heiress Paris Hilton has sunk to a new low. The fresh out of jail celebutante was recently spotted swapping spit with Cisco Adler. Adler, you may recall, is Mischa Barton’s ex and the owner of the nastiest set of low hanging balls ever caught on film.

From TMZ:

A TMZ spy spotted Hilton and Mischa Barton’s grungy ex-boyfriend kissing all over each other at the club last night, with Paris going so far as to give Adler a little lap dance. Careful of the boys!

When she wasn’t getting randy in the crowd, Paris graced the stage with a rendition of “Bette Davis Eyes,” followed by a medley of her hit “Stars are Blind.”

I’m not sure who to feel worse for in this meeting of uglies. I mean Cisco has those Stretch Armstrong balls, but Paris was singing. Sounds like a lose, lose situation to me.

Mischa Barton’s publicist has finally caught up with gossip and has admitted that Mischa and Cisco Adler have broken up. Apparently love isn’t stronger than the rampant embarassment of having the entire world know that your beau is hung like a worn out Stretch Armstrong doll.

After an initial are they or aren’t they debate, US Magazine makes the “official” announcement:

“Mischa and Cisco have decided to part ways,” says the actress’ rep. “Mischa is moving east soon and they both have very demanding schedules.”

On Wednesday, Us Weekly broke the news that the former O.C. star and the rocker had ended their romance, but then false reports surfaced claiming the couple had not split. “They are fine – very happy together,” a rep for Contango Records, the label that handles Adler’s band, Whitestarr, reportedly said.

Deny it all you want, Mischa. You know it was the balls.

Miscah Barton and Cisco Adler are denying reports that they have split. Rumors of a break up started after the nastiest picture of a naked Cisco Adler surfaced on the internet.

Cisco told US Weekly:

“Mischa wasn’t too excited, to say the least,” Adler tells the New York Observer in Wednesday’s issue. “I think it was actually worse for her than for me in some ways. So yeah, I’m gonna try to keep my pants on from now on.”

You know, its not the fact that Cisco ended up showing off his freakishly long balls to the world that should have prompted Mischa to pack her bags. She should have run screaming for the hills the first time this guy dropped his drawers.

If you want to see the offending pic, click on the naked thumbnail below. But be warned, this image will haunt your dreams…it’s just that wrong.