Colin Farrell

Colin Farrell’s girlfriend Muireann McDonnell just got some bad news. The story is that her ex, a college student named John Marc Knight, couldn’t handle the fact that she ditched him for the hottie Irish actor and he reportedly killed himself.

From The Sun:

She is having trouble coping with this…When she was with John she was a devoted girlfriend…Before that she and John had been a “really good couple”, according to friends. One source said: “They’d been going out for some time and gone traveling. They had done Australia and all that. Everything really looked like it was going well.”

It’s kind of hard to make fun of a guy killing himself. But I will say that if you see your girlfriend chatting with Colin Farrell, you might as well start looking for a new bed warmer. Cause unless you can flick your tongue like a hummingbird on crack, there is no way she going to pass up a rich, bad boy actor with a sexy accent.

Colin Farrell was pulled over today by the cops, while driving his SUV, but he must’ve given up alcohol, because unlike Mel Gibson and Paris Hilton, he was surprisingly not arrested for DIU.

He was probably on his way to the liquor store, instead of on his way back.

Remember the psycho lady that confronted Colin Farrell last week? Well, according to a California judge, no matter how obsessed she is with the actor, she will now have to stay 150 yards away from him, just to make sure that she can’t beat him up or shoot him. Without putting her in jail, that is the best that the court system can do to ensure Farrell’s safety… Let’s hope she doesn’t have any long range missiles on hand.

On the other hand, the lady, who responds to the name of Dessarae Bradford, has accused Farrell of sexual harassment, claiming he called and text messaged her repeatedly between September 2004 and March 2005, and has filed a lawsuit against him. Let me tell you, if she wins, poor Colin will be labeled a sexual offender, and will have to register with the police and be fingerprinted in every county of the US where he spends more than 48 hours. Something tells me that it will hurt his career!

According to People magazine, Colin Farrell has gotten his first official stalker who accused him of… guess what: stalking her!

31 year old Dessarae Bradford, of Los Angeles, had a confrontation with Farrell on stage during the taping of the Tonight Show yesterday, during which she yelled at him "I’ll see you in court", to what he replied "You’re insane".

One of the audience members told People: "She said something to Colin Farrell that no one heard, then he took her by the elbow, led her off stage, asked the cameramen to turn off their cameras and asked for security."

Now, stay with me here for a moment: this lady, who is fairly attractive (see her MySpace profile here), claims to have been stalked by Farrell for two years (she is suing him for 10 million dollars in a California court) and to have had sex with Alec Baldwin, and has even written a book about it. It seems to me that she is the stalker here, but there may be some truth to her fantasies. May be Farrell did have some kind of relationship with her, without knowing that she would turn into a nut job… We’ll find out soon enough, when her case goes to trial.