Kristen decided to go public with her relationship with a douchebag, which sucks, because a bikini would have ruled. In order to go public, this means you have to go out to a public place, find paparazzi, and make-out with your douchebag. In her case, the place was Miami Beach and the douchebag is Dax Shepard, who she has been secretly linked to for months now. I guess she finally got up the guts to admit this ridiculousness publicly. Either that or she gets off making other guys feel like maybe they have a chance. Or she needed some PR.
Kristen, just a note, when you are in need of PR, it is way easier to just throw on a bikini and go to the beach, rather than bring a D-List Douchebag with you. If you wear a bikini, you don’t even need to bring a frisby or a towel. The bikini method is proven to work, your douchebag method is not.
