Dina Lohan

Mingling Moms regret Dina Lohan. Shocking!

Dina Lohan apparently acted as a distraction to the true purpose of yesterday’s Mingling Mom’s gathering where Dina Lohan was honored.

AP says, “It just spun out of control,” Mingling Moms president Erica Logiudice told The Associated Press on Wednesday. “The press is welcome to be there — I mean, we want it to be out there. But what they did was they kept badgering me, `Why Dina Lohan? Why Dina Lohan?’”
But Logiudice said the attention around Lohan distracted from the true purpose of the event: to bring moms together for a fun time and raise money for breast cancer research. A portion of the proceeds went to the F.A.C.T. foundation, a Long Island-based breast cancer charity.
“This is such a good thing I tried to do, and I worked for so long on it,” said Loguidice, who said the organization has been getting hate mail on its Web site. “And to wake up and see all this nonsense, it’s just upsetting, you know?”

Um, couldn’t you dumb broads have figured this one out before hand? How tough would it have been to have just pretended she never won? Remember the Florida balloting fiasco with Al Gore? Take notes ladies.

Comment (1) | Posted on 05/08/2008, filed under Dina Lohan

Dina Lohan campaigns for mother of the year honors.

And believe it or not, she is making progress. Last night, Dina Lohan attended a ceremony held by Mingling Moms, a Long Island social networking for mothers, and was celebrated as one of the organizations top moms. As you can see from the picture, this looks like a brilliant group.

TMZ says, Her husband Michael told us that she was supposed to be at a court-ordered family therapy session just blocks away at the same time, but she chose to attend what looked more like a bachelorette party than a mothers’ event.
Of course, the same group — Mingling Moms — also gave Jennifer Lopez an award for being a great mom, and she hasn’t been a mom for three months.

And with that, we have truly read it all.

While Dina was celebrating her mother of the year honors, daughter Lindsay Lohan was making a sex tape and doing a bunch of crystal meth with some of her closest drug dealer friends in Hollywood.

Comments (2) | Posted on 05/07/2008, filed under Dina Lohan , Lindsay Lohan

Tracey Ullman becomes Dina Lohan.

Tracey Ullman’s new show, State of the Union, decided to take some digs at mother of the year, Dina Lohan, by portraying her as a drunk ho-bag. In other words, this was a reality segment. Lynne Spears makes an appearance also.

Comment (1) | Posted on 04/03/2008, filed under Dina Lohan , tracey ullman

Dina Lohan is Living Lohan.

Dina Lohan has a new show out. It’s called Living Lohan. I can’t think of anything less interesting, with the exception of watching paint dry. She is just too annoying for in pictures, much less on my TV. She looks like an upset monkey in this picture. I am waiting for “canceled Lohan” to make it’s first appearance, then I will watch.

Comment (1) | Posted on 03/31/2008, filed under Dina Lohan

Lindsay Lohan Loses Her Funding

Uh-oh, Lindsay Lohan might be broke. Well now who’s going to buy the shots and sugar? The tabs are reporting that Lindsay’s mom won’t give her rehabbing daughter any cash because she’s worried Linds will spend her pennies on drugs and drinks. Duh.

From Star:

“Dina must think Lohan is a serious addict, and she’s afraid if she gives her even $20, she’ll run out and buy drugs and booze.”

However, Lindsay was able to get some financial help from a music industry insider, despite the fact that Damon Dash, 50 Cent and Calum Best all have refused to give Lindsay any money and it sounds like Lindsay was less than her usual gracious self when she received it.

“She explained her money was ‘tied up.’ She wasn’t even nice about it. She said ‘I’m good for it, I’ll make a huge comeback. I am, after all, the most famous person on the planet right now!’”

You know, I’d like to laugh and say that there’s no way Lindsay would say that she’s “the most famous person on the planet.” Who would say something so stupid. Then I think, “oh yeah, Lindsay Lohan would say that.” And then it all makes sense.

Comment (1) | Posted on 09/06/2007, filed under Dina Lohan , Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan’s Mom Wants to be Famous Too

Lindsay Lohan’s mother is taking her fame envy public. Dina Lohan, the ultimate coat-tail riding, celebrity clinging stage mama is bargaining her daughter’s priavcy for a shot at tv stardom. ET hired Dina to work the red carpet at Lilo’s Georgia Rule premiere in exchange for an exclusive interview where she’ll discuss Lindsay’s most recent drug drama.

From Page Six:

Dina wants to be a TV star,” said one snitch. “But ‘ET’ may just be hiring her so they can get the Lindsay exclusive.”… A spokeswoman for the show told Page Six: “Dina Lohan will be a special correspondent for the ‘Georgia Rule’ premiere. We are looking forward to Dina asking the questions only a mother can.”… OK! magazine also recently reported that Dina - who claims her friends call her the “white Oprah” - was vying for Rosie O’Donnell’s spot on “The View.” One insider told Page Six that would “never happen”

Wow. It takes a special kind of twisted ambition to sell out your daughter for a talk show. For a “white Oprah” she needs to work on her sentimental side.

Pics from the Georgia Rule premiere. Don’t know where Dina is…probably looking for a microphone and a camera.

(No Comments) | Posted on 05/09/2007, filed under Dina Lohan , Lindsay Lohan

Dina Lohan Wants to be Like Her Daughter

Dina Lohan, better known as Lindsay Lohan’s mom-ager is partying like her daughter. The elder Lohan (I bet she hates that title) was spotted in Miami getting her groove on with a bunch of kids the same age as her daughter…get a life, Mama!

From Page Six:

On Friday, she and friends drank poolside at the Shore Club before moving on to Grass, where she ordered bottle service for her table and stayed for hours. The next night, she and a group of 20-somethings hit Suite, where they downed vodka and cranberry drinks and champagne - racking up a $750 bill, which the club graciously comped.

Dina denies the oh-so-sad attempt to pretend she isn’t a 40 year old mom and never was-celeb. She says, “We were there to see a DJ named Justin and possibly sign him.” Sign him? I doubt the guy wants your lipstick autograph all over his chest, but whatever. Oh, you mean sign him as a client…yeah, doubt he wants that either.

(No Comments) | Posted on 04/11/2007, filed under Dina Lohan

Lindsay Lohan’s Mom Dina Speaks Out

Lindsay Lohan’s mom/manager/spotlight craving clinger, Dina, is being featured in a Harper’s Bazaar interview. And while she tries to convince the rest of the world that the Lohan clan isn’t a twisted and dysfunctional mess, she fails…miserably.

In the interview she manages to compliment Paris Hilton’s intelligence, claim that she is living the American dream and say that you can’t blame parents for the way their kids act. How convenient is that little bit of parenting wisdom?

Is this chick for real? Her daughter is a walking punchline in Hollywood and Dina is too busy trying to wiggle into Lindsay’s celebrity status to care. Lady, get a life, get a parenting book and get over yourself.

Pics of Dina’s meal ticket leaving the Ivy.

(No Comments) | Posted on 03/23/2007, filed under Dina Lohan , Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay’s Mom Starts to Worry

Better late than never, I guess. Apparently word of Lindsay’s alarming behavior has finally penetrated the fog that must surround her mother Dina. The absentee mother has arrived in Hollywood to “check up” on little Lindsay.

Hollywood.com reports:

Dina Lohan tells American publication Star, “I’m out here for my child, but it’s a really, really scary place for these kids out here, and a lot goes on. I needed to come see for myself this whole scene.

“(Lindsay) is my child and I’m here to make sure she’s OK, and everything, and going in the right direction. I’m here to support her and keep an eye on this situation closely

Where have you been, woman? The whole world has seen your daughter take a very public nose dive and you’re just now figuring out that Lindsay may have a problem? Instead of keeping an eye on her (which probably means just watching her party so you can have her leftovers) why don’t you wash her mouth out with soap, put her in a time out until she hits 30 and send her back to school?

Or is that too much parenting for you?