Eddie Murphy

And the pr punches between Eddie Murhpy and baby mama Melanie Brown just keep coming. Eddie’s peeps are claiming that Melanie aka Scary Spice aka the ex-girlfriend who wants Eddie to pay up demanded a $9 million mansion from sperm donor Eddie and when he refused to go house hunting that’s when all the fuss started. Mel just appeared on Larry King Live and while she didn’t exactly deny the rumor, she did toss a few punches of her own.

From TMZ:

Scary also revealed that she and Eddie tattooed their names on each other — and claimed that the ink proves that they were, “very much in love and wanted to have a family together” adding, “You don’t tattoo somebody’s name on your body if it’s brief and unimportant, let’s put it that way.”

So is that the new standard for love in Hollywood…tattoos? Toss marriage out the window and head to Big Z’s Tattoo Shack to prove your undying love. Well, I’m going to rush right out and get “chocolate” inked on my ass.

Eddie Murphy is firing back at ex-girlie friend Scary Spice (aka Melanie Brown). The accused deadbeat baby daddy is telling the world that he did send Mel money and he’s denying that he and Scary planned the pregnancy.

From TMZ:

Eddie, according to People, acknowledges paternity of the child Angel, and has paid child support to Ms. Brown as well as covering the expenses of her pregnancy.”

Brown and her lawyer, omnipresent Gloria Allred, claim that Murphy hasn’t paid a cent in child support and have filed a paternity suit against the actor, who has five other children with wife Nicole Murphy.

Yeah, but we all know this isn’t really about the money. This is about the fact that Eddie dumped Mel during a television interview, called her a liar when she said he was the daddy and then proposed to another chick before Mel even got rid of her stretch marks.

Scary Spice just got a whole lot scarier. Melanie Brown aka Scary Spice has hired harpie lawyer Gloria Allred to help her give Eddie Murhpy a legal smackdown. Mel has always said that Eddie is the father of her baby girl Angel Iris Murphy Brown and now she wants Eddie to pony up the dough.

From TMZ:

Scary Spice is going after Eddie Murphy in court, claiming he isn’t owning up to his responsibility as a dad. Melanie Brown will file a paternity suit against Murphy, according to ubiquitous lawyer Gloria Allred. Allred will hold a news conference — imagine that! — claiming Murphy’s conduct since learning Brown was pregnant was “shocking and appalling.”

It probably doesn’t help that Eddie reportedly just slipped a big fat diamond engagement ring on his new girl’s finger. Nothing says woman scorned like a paternity suit.

Scary Spice aka Melanie Brown just got the mother of all “I told you so” moments. TMZ is reporting that Mel B. got the results from a paternity test done on her baby girl Angel Iris Murphy Brown and they show that Mel’s ex Eddie Murphy is indeed the owner of the sperm that spawned baby Scary.

From TMZ:

Eddie Murphy is definitely the daddy of Scary Spice’s 2-month-old baby, according to a DNA test that the singer just received, and a source who has seen the actual test tells TMZ that it “leaves no doubt” that Eddie’s the dad.

As for the test, we’re told that the results are “irrefutable” and that, as with most DNA tests, there is a far greater than 99% probability that Murphy’s the dad.

The future child support check writer aka Eddie Murphy hasn’t had a public comment on his newly aquired fatherhood. Though I’m sure he has had a few choice words in private over his failure to master the fine art of condom wearing.

Melanie Brown aka Scarey Spice aka the woman who wants Eddie Murphy to grovel and pay up is planning her day in court. Mel B. is pretty much calling Eddie a coward and is ready to get a court rder to force him to take a DNA test to prove that he’s half responsible for baby Angel Iris Murphy Brown.

From TMZ:

Brown tells People magazine that Murphy won’t take a DNA test or sign the birth certificate, “so it’s going to have to go to court so he can be forced to do it, which is strange since he was the one asking for it.” Murphy questioned the paternity on a Dutch television program last year.

Mel B. says Eddie has yet to lay eyes on Angel, adding, “My people have contacted his people and they just had no response to anything.” Murphy’s rep told People: “We do not comment on Mr. Murphy’s personal life.”

So mommy’s people called daddy’s people to set up a playdate where mommy’s nanny could drop the baby off with daddy’s nanny. I love modern parenthood.

Melanie Brown aka Scarey Spice is taking the paternity battle over her baby girl to a new level. Mel B. not only named Eddie Murphy as the baby daddy on the birth certificate, but she gave the baby Eddie’s name as well. Ok, she didn’t name the girl Eddie, but she’s not exactly hiding who provided the sperm.

From E! Online:

Ex-girlfriend Melanie Brown announced Tuesday that she has given her newborn daughter Murphy’s surname, further upping the ante in the former couple’s ongoing paternity spat.

In a statement, Brown, 31, explained the genesis of Angel Iris Murphy Brown’s moniker:
“Angel, as she was my little angel through my pregnancy. Iris, as it’s my grandma’s name. Murphy, because he’s the dad. And Brown, because I’m the mum!”

And if you’ve been paying attention to this baby drama, you probably noticed that Mel changed her daughter’s name from the previously reported Fortuna Daphne Bay. Of course with the whole Murphy Brown thing going on, I expect Eddie will try to claim that Candace Bergen is the real father.

Melanie Brown aka Scarey Spice aka Eddie Murphy’s really pissed off ex-girlfriend has already had them swab her new baby girl for a DNA test. Scarey isn’t wasting anytime on planning the child support lawsuit.

From The Mirror:

A pal of the former Scary Spice tells us: “She is distraught that her baby has been subjected to the DNA-testing procedure.

“This last week should have been an incredible time for Mel, but it’s been emotionally overwhelming and she’s been constantly in tears.

And she named her baby Fortuna Daphne Bay…she must be distraught if she thought that was good idea. It makes the baby sound like a Club Med resort. I really hope Mel is right on this one. After all the fuss she’s made if it turns out that Eddie isn’t the baby daddy Mel is in for one heaping helping of humiliation.

Scarey Spice has popped out a spicelet. Melanie Brown gave birth to a baby girl at St. John’s Hospital in Santa Monica. No comment from Scarye’s ex Eddie Murphy on the bundle of a future paternity suit joy.

Scarey’s rep says:

The baby is completely healthy with a good head of hair. Mother and baby are now resting. No name has been decided on as yet and she is purely known as Baby Brown.”

Baby Brown doesn’t have a name yet, because Scarey is waiting to think of something better than “Eddie Murphy is my Daddy” Brown…that’s just a messed up a monogram.

Tongues are wagging about Eddie Murphy ditching the Academy Awards just after losing out on the Best Supporting Actor Award to Alan Arkin. But Eddie insists that he wasn’t being a sore loser (just a regular loser, I guess).

Eddie’s rep says:

“Eddie had always planned on leaving after his category was announced to spend the rest of the evening with his family,” says rep Arnold Robinson, adding, “He did the same thing following the Golden Globe Awards.” (Murphy did win at the Globes.)

I’m not surprised that Eddie snuck out early. He had to go find the guy who decided to release Norbit while Academy members were still voting and beat him senseless. I’m sure while Jennifer Hudson was giving her moving acceptance speech, Eddie was in a production office somewhere trying to suffocate the Norbit publicity guy with a fat suit and yelling “you couldn’t have waited until after they voted for me??”

Maybe Eddie can sculpt a little Oscar look-a-like out of gold plated dollar bills after his big, fat (yes, pun intended) Norbit payday.

And the winners are…no big surprise. Unless you made a philosophical decision to shun all things electronic yesterday, you probably know the Hollywood love fest otherwise known as the 79th Annual Academy Awards were last night. The orgy of celebrites celebrating themselves was fairly predictable.

The four acting awards went just as everyone predicted with the one exception of Alan Arkin taking the Best Supporting Actor Award and leaving Eddie Murphy looking like he had just been sucker punched (which he kinda was). Jennifer Hudson took home the bald guy for Dreamgirls…duh. And Helen Mirren and Forrest Whitaker finished up their clean sweep of the movie awards season for their royal roles in The Queen and The Last King of Scotland.

There were a few memorable moments in the mostly boring broadcast. Ellen DeGeneres was entertaining in her first date with Oscar and Martin Scorsese finally won for Best Director after being The Academy’s favorite bridesmaid for so many years.

And in one funny moment, former VP Al Gore, who made an appearnace with Leonardo DiCaprio to ask everyone to turn off their lights and drive hybrid cars, was cut off by music just as he “decided” to announce his run for president in ‘08…a joke that was a little too well received by the house full of liberals with checkbooks.

Scary Spice is ready to live up to her name. Mel B. is plotting to get even with with ex-lover Eddie Murphy. Seems this former Spice Girl didn’t appreciate being dumped on live tv.

From All Headline News
The former Spice Girl is reportedly determined to get revenge on her former lover, actor Eddie Murphy, who dumped her during an interview on Dutch television at the end of last year.

A source told Britain’s Daily Star newspaper, “When she does have the DNA test to prove Murphy is the father, she will spill the beans on American TV. And she’ll see how Eddie likes it with the boot in the other

You know it seems obvious, but you really shouldn’t mess with a pregnant woman who goes by the name Scary. Between the hormones and her fangs, there’s no way you can win.

It has been reported, Eddie Murphy is planning to marry former Spice Girl Mel B next month.

The couple, who have been dating for around four months, will marry in a lavish ceremony at Los Angeles’ Hotel Roosevelt. It is believed Eddie and Mel are drawing up a list of celebrities they want to attend the nuptials, including Mel’s former bandmates Victoria Beckham, Geri Halliwell, Mel Chisholm and Emma Bunton.

In August, Eddie and Mel enjoyed a Hawaiian holiday with their children at Maui’s Four Seasons Hotel. It was reported that the trip was a test to see how their offspring got along together and with their potential new step-parents.

Scary Spice is pregnant with Eddie Murphy’s baby. She is supposedly four months into her pregnancy and excited about it. I’m no fan of Eddie Murphy, but if I were pregnant with his child (something very doubtful), I would be jumping up and down with happiness. Not because of the baby but because of the biiiiig child support check that I could get from him afterwards.

Gosh, I’m such a shrewd!

Eddie Murphy is trying to integrate his future wife, Scary Spice with his five children, and the way to do this is by spending a week in Hawaii, at a $10,700 a night suite. When my dad was trying to introduce me to his future wife (currently one more of his ex’s), he simply brought me home and said: this is Betty, we’re getting married. There was no easing the process by taking me on vacation to a resort… heck, not even Disneyworld!

But going back to Eddie Murphy and his future wife, People magazine reports today:

"This year, he brought along someone new who’s been spending a lot of time with him lately: singer Melanie Brown – also known to ’90s pop fans as Scary Spice of the Spice Girls – and her 7-year-old daughter Phoenix Chi, PEOPLE reports in its new issue.

During the weeklong trip in late August, the party of eight bonded while lounging poolside in private cabanas and dining out together at the island’s branch of Spago."

After divorcing his wife Nicole this past April, Eddie Murphy has been dating Melanie "Scary Spice" Brown since last June. And things seem to be moving along pretty fast, because the actor has proposed to the ex-spice girl already.

A source close to the couple has said that they are currently shopping for the perfect ring. The pair also each got a tattoo with the other’s name last month.