Elisha Cuthbert’s bikini vacation with her douchebag hockey player boyfriend is now, over. Children cry in the streets. Oh well, at least we have two solid sexy Elisha Cuthbert bikini days to always remember and to get us through the cloudy days. Hopefully this summer brings Elisha to beaches all over the world!
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Yeah, there is of course the token douchebag present, but for the main picture, I at least had the respect for my audience to axe the clown. Wow, what a total hottie Elisha Cuthbert is in a bikini. Are those stars I see, or glitter, or diamonds? Whatever the case, she has a rockhard stomach and a pretty nice backside. Unfortunately the backside pictures all seem to include the clown.
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Yep, and I got the pictures to prove it. She was out on a date with snowboarder Shaun White. Hey, snowboarding is cool, but looking like a 12 year old skater isn’t. And looking at Elisha’s cleavage, she wanted to bang him. That cleavage is super awesome by the way.
The odd thing is that Shaun sits in the back seat after they leave Katsuya. I wonder if that is some freaky role playing on her part. God I am getting horny. I love role playing.
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US Magazine says, Hilton was there for a birthday party and was seen dancing on banquets. “It’s Paris,” says the source. “She loves putting on a show.”
The “show” they so loosely refer to is Paris Hilton and Elisha Cuthbert making out. And even though Elisha’s haircut is remarkably similar to Becks, it still makes me all horny. If a dildo is involved, you can bet Elisha is the beholder. And the wearer of the strap on. She would definitely be the boyish one, if you know what I mean.
Not a big deal, I would still do her. I would do them both. Just stating the obvious, the hair blows. Hillary Swank pulled it off better and she was playing an actual boy. Think about that for a second.
I get the pregnancy thing, but sometimes tradition isn’t the best career move.
Whatever, here are more Paris Hilton and Elisha Cuthbert lesbian pictures.
Happy New Year, Elisha is only kind of truck-top hot if you ask me. The smoking, the lesbian cut, the caked on makeup and the brightly colored swim suit thing…her only redeeming quality is her a** and stomach, and of course her Christian Dior glasses.
Maybe she is depressed because of co-star Keifer Sutherland’s jail time. Maybe Keifer has to drink to look at her?
Ok, she isn’t that bad, but I think when you get a closer look you will see what I mean.
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Ok, so Paris Hilton was at this party and she DIDN’T have sex with a semi-famous hockey player. Wait, didn’t have sex? I’m confused. From The New York Daily News: The N.Y. Ranger, who just split from fiancée Elisha Cuthbert, tried his luck with Hilton at Amy Sacco’s LG House party in Malibu. “He hit on her three times, but every time, Paris would give him disgusted looks and move away from his creepy shoulder-brushing and close-talking ways,” said our snitch. The rebuffed Avery hit on other blonds. “You could tell he just wanted to hook up,” said the spy. I’d say Paris was showing some sort of actual friendship to Elisha Cuthbert by denying her ex the sex. But that would mean that Paris is capable of thinking about someone other than herself, and I don’t think that’s been scientifically proven yet. Of course, if she was a true friend she would have banged the guy and given him herpes. That’s what a real BFF would have done. |
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Remember Elisha Cuthbert? Blonde, kind of pretty, acting career in the dumps. Well, that’s her in a bikini at Paris Hilton’s Malibu beach party. Judging by these shots, it looks like she spent most of her party time taking pictures of the hostess. But that makes sense since the best way to suck up to Paris Hilton is to take pictures of her. Or ask her to sing. So really, Elisha picked the lesser of two evils. |
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Paris Hilton is continuing her campaign to destroy all of her paparazzi rivals. The cunning heiress was spotted again escorting the unsuspecting Elisha Cuthbert around town. The two did some shopping, shared some stories and all the while Paris was plotting the best way to ensure Elisha’s downfall. I’m not making this up. Check your statistics. Nicole Richie…facing jail. Britney Spears…bald and in rehab. Lindsay Lohan…Firecrotch. Elisha better be careful or she’s going to find herself arrested, bald and saddled with a funny, but humiliating nickname. |
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Paris Hilton has snared another blonde. Elisha Cuthbert has been spotted hanging with the bad press magnet. Why, why, why? Has Elisha not seen the disaster that befalls anyone who gets within 10 feet of Paris Hilton? Beware Elisha, you think you can control the monster that is Paris, but her magic is strong. Before you know it you’ll be flashing your girlie parts and saying “that’s hot.” Just say no! And because I just don’t get it, can anyone tell me how Paris keeps making new friends? She recruits more celebrities than the Church of Scientology. At least the Scientologists let you keep your panties on…I think. |
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