Eva Mendes

I mean, what words need be written in a post of this nature? The pictures say absolutely everything. Eva Mendes is in lingerie, your day really couldn’t be better.

It wasn’t that long ago that Eva Mendes was checking into rehab.

This week she was attending New York’s Comic Con to promote her new movie, The Spirit, directed by famed comic director Frank Miller.

My friends and I were at New York Comic Con Saturday, and one of the big attractions was the afternoon appearance by Eva Mendes and Frank Miller to promote their upcoming movie “The Spirit,” in which she stars and which he directs. People were lined up for hours for their 5:30 signing, many clutching comic books or other memorabilia they hoped to get autographed. But almost immediately upon arriving at the signing table, Mendes evidently freaked out and abruptly left. Frank Miller also chose to leave the table and hide in the curtained-off waiting area immediately behind the table, signing only posters for The Spirit, which were then carried out to the less-than-pleased fans waiting in line…. The scene dissolved into relative chaos, with people receiving signed posters from Miller and nothing from Mendes, who as far as anyone could tell simply left the convention altogether. 

Way to go Eva, you pretty much pissed off the only demographic interested in seeing your movie about comics. Sure, they are freaks, but never underestimate the power of obsession. They will find you. In fact, I bet they are already pinning up newspaper clipping revolving around your life.

Not a good idea. More pictures of Eva Mendes and Frank Miller, while they were actually not in hiding.

 

TMZ says, We’re told the “Ghost Rider” star is at the famous Cirque Lodge, near Sundance. The Lodge, which treated Lindsay Lohan and other stars, is one of the most respected treatment facilities in the country.
Eva has been at Cirque for several weeks.

How did I miss this? I never even knew she was a boozer or junky? Oh man, how I wish I would have gotten the opportunity to run into her all E’d up. Whatever, you were thinking it as well. I always thought she was a goody-goody. Instead there is a chance she was a boozer that would get confused and go home with a guy like me.

Oh my, the things I would do. We are talking edible handcuffs, leather, hot oil, a midget (screw off, this is my fantasy, not yours)…..

Get better Eva Mendes. But remember,rehab is for quitters.

Holy mother of God! Wow.

This is truly perfection! Eva Mendes has to be pretty much every dude’s fantasy. If she isn’t, then the guy is probably into Leonardo Dicaprio, if you know what I mean. Her eyes, the killer body, lordy.

I definitely suggest you get down to the store and get the latest Maxim for your bathroom reading material. I have one in my bathroom, one in my car, one in the kitchen and one taped above my bed.

Thank God for TV. If something like this would have happened pre-TV ages, we wouldn’t have these great Eva Mendes boob pictures. Actually, now that I think about it, we wouldn’t have this blog either, because the Internet pretty much wouldn’t be around.

This happened on French TV, which is fitting, seeing they probably considered it art. When I see this, I consider it perversely hot. I am not really into to art. I am into boobs, like Eva Mendes has.

As the caption reads, LA BOMBA!

More Eva Mendes Boob Pictures for you.

Eva showed up to the opening of her PETA nude shoot images in Beverly Hills. She also got naughty with herself by slapping her on but. Weirdly, it’s hot. But then at the same time, she could slap a refrigerator with a wooden spoon and it would be hot. I am always nice to animals, to be honest, I like dogs more than people. People pretty much suck.

But eve if I hated the critters, I would change my mind after this PETA campaign. I am shallow like that. If she posed nude for for bombing Canada, I would probably join the army.