George Clooney

George Clooney is a good man, no matter what Fabio has to say. This past week, he donated $25K to writers and others who have fallen on hard times because of the strike. According to Variety

“‘To people like myself, the strike is a forced vacation, but with the rhetoric high, and two other strikes looming, there is the fear that a prolonged strike can destroy people who make a living in this industry,” Clooney, 46, said.”

Let’s see more support from everyone else, shall we?

Apparently, in LA they let C-List celebrities hang out in the same places as A-List ones, because this past weekend George Clooney ended up sitting next to Fabio at a restaurant in the City of Angels when a fight nearly broke out. Page Six reports:

According to numerous eyewitnesses, Clooney, assuming the woman was taking snaps of him, asked her to stop - prompting Fabio to explain that the shots were of his group, not Clooney, and to tell the superstar, “Stop being a diva.” Clooney started arguing back, and he and Fabio then got into a shoving match. “The waiters broke it up before it got out of hand,” a witness told In Touch.

The fact that these guys even exist in the same universe baffles me. One is one of the biggest, best known stars in Hollywood (and funny and politically savvy to boot), while the other…well…can’t believe it’s not butter. I’d put money on Clooney, just because even if he lost the fight, got brain damage, and could only speak through blinking, he’d still be more intelligent than good old Goldilocks over there.

Oh no, George Clooney is broken. Quick someone call Brad Pitt.

From TMZ:

George Clooney was involved in a motorcycle accident this afternoon, when his cycle was hit by a motorist. He was treated for a hairline rib fracture and road rash at Palisades Medical Center in Palisades, New Jersey.

Sarah Larson, who was riding on the motorcycle with Clooney, suffered a broken foot. Clooney and Larson were released shortly after being treated.

Now I’m not going to say that gorgeous George is old, but there comes a point when men past a certain age need to give up riding around on motorcycles with hot chicks. Dude, you’re George Clooney, you don’t need to work at the sexiness. Spring for the limo. You’ll still get laid, but you won’t have to stop by the ER first.

George Clooney takes his charity seriously. The sexy activist recently donated his lips to the annual Cinema Against AIDS dinner. The swank dinner raised money for the Foundation for AIDS Research and Georgie auctioned off a kiss for the highest bidder. The winning bid for the super star smooch was $350,000. George ended up planting the wet one on the winning bidder’s girlfriend. Now that’s a kick ass date. Attend a celebrity heavy event and have your guy pay $350,000 so you can kiss George Clooney. You just know that guy got a really nice, and probably naked, thank you later that night.

Some Hollywood agent has dared to challenge the reign of George Clooney. I’ll bet this guy had a Jerry McGuire moment. Too much pizza, too little sleep and he woke up thinking he could speak his mind and keep his job. Poor sap. His office was probably packed up and security was escorting him out of the building before his latte even cooled.

From The New York Post:

“George Clooney may be an icon to many - but L.A. agent Pat Dollard says he’s a “pompous jackass.” In the March issue of Vanity Fair, Dollard says he doesn’t share Hollywood’s praise for the star. “Clooney actually goes around letting people say he was ‘brave’ for making those movies [’Syriana’ and ‘Good Night, and Good Luck’] . . . Is it brave making films that serve the agenda of every liberal in Hollywood when real heroes are spilling their blood in Iraq?”

I just like the fact that some nobody agent called George Clooney a jackass. Hell, I’d be the girl who quit her job to follow Jerry for that. As long as we get to call Tim Robbins a self-righteous snob and Sean Penn a pretentious boob next.

Are George Cloney and Pamela Anderson getting cozy? Not since Julia Roberts married goofy looking country singer Lyle Lovett, has a Hollywood hookup caused so many people to say “huh?”

A California spotting has George and Pam sharing a romantic dinner at the Valley Inn. The two have supposedly been seen walking their dogs together as well. A source says:

“George and Pam have been determined to keep this one quiet.”

Well, duh. If I were dating Pamala Anderson I wouldn’t tell anyone either. You’d think with the number of women who toss their room keys at George on a daily basis, he could have picked one that didn’t belong to a woman who looks like a melting Barbie doll.

George Clooney has been voted the sexiest man alive. There mustn’t be many guys left on this planet, or the votes were made by semi-blind and quite old women, because girls under 30 wouldn’t jump in bed with Clooney to save their lives. After all, that’s what being sexy is about: people want to have sex with you.

And who the heck would want to have sex with him?

The American Cinematheque has given a well deserved tribute to George Clooney, which took place at the Beverly Hilton hotel
last Friday night. But that’s no news… what some actresses said during the party is what is increasing Clooney’s reputation:

Ellen Barkin
"Yes, I have f— George Clooney. I always heard that George has amazing chemistry with all of his co-stars. Now I see why. … I’m probably the only one of many actresses to stand up here and admit yes, I have f— George Clooney. I’m very proud of it actually. … If you don’t have chemistry with George Clooney, you need to check your pulse."

Julia Roberts:
"Before I met my husband, you were the best man I ever met. … You’re cute and funny and you do wacky things with shaving cream and Neosporin." Before anyone could conjure a picture of George lathering Julia up, she added, "I don’t mean that in a sexy way."

Salma Hayek:
"Girls, he’s the best friend you can have. But he’d make a lousy boyfriend." She added: "For a non-Mexican, he makes the best shrimp quesadillas I have had."

Clooney’s response:
"I do have regrets in my life. I regret that Michelle Pfeiffer was married when we did One Fine Day. And that Julia and Catherine Zeta-Jones were married, too. Also Matt Damon, but that’s a different story. I’d like a crack at him."