Giselle Bundchen was in Malibu being shot by Mario Testino, a renowned fashion photographer. But that’s not what is important. What is important is figuring out how to get the dude’s job that is in charge of patting down her butt. I mean, where do I fill out a resume? I am totally qualified…well, although I haven’t padded down a lot of supermodel butts, I would have a great passion for it. I would be a lifetime employee. I don’t require benefits or anything.
More Giselle Bundchen butt photos
 
Vogue Eyewear Play Everyday Campaign was launched by having Giselle Bundchen look hot. Not a bad way to do marketing. Hire hot chick. Put on tight sexy dress. Walk out in front of promo sign. Photo ops are a really great thing.
Seems to work.
More sexy pictures of Giselle Bundchin.
 
CBS Sports says, If the Pats lose, I’ll run naked though Mid-Town Manhattan.” Naturally, Gisele tried to take back her promise, but it was more about logistics, than a fear of running naked through Times Square. It was a mistake and I’m sorry I said it. I don’t know what I could have been thinking — Midtown Manhattan is a parking lot any time of day or night. It’d take 30 minutes just to make it from the Theater District to 34th Street. And what if I ran into the Naked Cowboy and had to pose for pictures with every out-of-town Tom, Dick and Harry? Tack on another 30 minutes, easily. How ’bout I simply flashed my breasts from a billboard in Times Square and call it a day … will that work?
Yeah Giselle, that’ll work. For those of you living in a cave, Tom Brady, her boyfriend, and his New England Patriots lost to the New York Giants last night in the Superbowl, in what amounts to the largest choke of all time. And now it looks like Giselle may follow this all up with a choke of her own, if she doesn’t pull out the twins in Time’s Square.
Tom Brady must also be sorry that he bragged all year about winning the Superbowl to Giselle. Tom, you gotta realize Tom, you can’t talk sports with women. This is exactly what happens, they want to find a way to be a part of things. Look at Tony Romo for instance, he learned the hard way.
Well Tom, you have all summer to think about what I just said. Take a vacation or something. Someplace with less traffic.
 
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Tom Brady is a superstar quarterback, but he may have to start playing referee between his current squeeze Giselle Bundchen and his bitter baby mama Bridget Moynahan. From TMZ: This past week, the Brazilian bombshell’s boyfriend, Tom Brady, allegedly phoned Petit Tresor, an upscale children’s boutique in L.A., and had them ship several gifts to his estranged ex/baby mama Bridget Moynahan. Brady ditched a pregnant Moynahan to date Bundchen. Bundchen also called in an order for Moynahan, reports Gatecrasher. The luxe $1,000 gift basket included a teeny tiny onesie with the word “supermodel’ written across it — a small, tacky reminder of her ex’s current flame. Damn, those Brazilian bitches play rough. Guess there’s a reason they call that bikini wax torture “a brazilian.” |
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Well, we all know Giselle Bundchen has left Victoria’s Secret, but rumors are starting to spread that Giselle has no one but herslef to blame for the falling out with the bra and panty party. From TMZ: According to the Brazilian media, among Gisele’s long list of dealbreaking requests in contract talks were that she never be on the runway at the same time as ex BF Leo DiCaprio’s current GF, Bar Refaeli! Miss Bundchen also wanted to travel less and make more money. Fashionista gossipistas are saying that Victoria’s Secret was not happy that Gisele packed on 15 lbs. after giving up cigarettes. I get the whole hating on Bar Refaeli thing. Cause if Giselle packed on 15 pounds that would make her the fat ex-girlfriend. And that’s just a recipe for a super-model throwdown. |
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Victoria’s Secret hottie model Giselle Bundchen is reportedly leaving Vicky’s. And yet somehow, I think she’ll be alright. From The New York Post: Gisele Bundchen is longer wearing Victoria’s Secret. The Brazilian mannequin is giving up her wings as lead angel for the lingerie giant because it wouldn’t up her $5 million-a-year salary. Her sister, Patricia Bundchen, confirmed to Brazilian Web site Glamurana that contract talks had broken off. “Her demands were outrageous. She got a new lawyer who was unrealistic,” said a source. “Victoria’s Secret doesn’t care. They have five new hotter, younger girls debuting next year. And they won’t have to deal with any craziness.” Reps for Bundchen didn’t return e-mails. A rep for Victoria’s Secret declined comment. So she’s making $5 million a year to walk around in her underwear and she thinks she deserves more money. Sweetheart, you’re wearing the panties, not using them to develop an alternative energy source. |
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Tom Brady has been a busy boy. The sexy Patriots quarterback has been catching flack for breaking up with girlfriend Bridget Moynahan, who turned out to be preggers, to go date supermodel Giselle Bundchen. Now a Brazilian newspaper is reporting that Giselle may be knocked up too. Hmmm…awkward much? Maybe Bridget and Giselle can have a joint baby shower. Or maybe all three of them can move in together…it could be like Three’s Company with raging hormones and pickle cravings (take that any way you want). Not that Tom needs to be looking for another job, but if the whole football thing doesn’t work out, he should really consider selling his super sperm. Cause you can’t stop those swimmers. |
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Bridget Moynahan has gone public with the news that she is carrying ex-boyfriend Tom Brady’s legacy. And no, she didn’t jack his Superbowl ring, she’s knocked up. Of course daddy Tom dumped Bridget and is now hooked up with supermodel Giselle Bundchen. From Page Six: Moynahan, 36, is more than three months along and “healthy and excited” about the impending arrival, said her spokeswoman, Christina Padadopoulos.” So Giselle has Tom, but Bridget has the baby. That’s one way to keep yourself in the mix. I’m sure Bridget and her baby weight will be thrilled see Tom and his supermodel trade-up out looking pretty together while she’s using a pickle spear to scrap up the last bite of chocolate chip ice cream. |
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Model and serial actor-dater, Giselle Bundchen, has a few words for anorexics around the world. Oh goodie, I feel a pep talk coming on. “I never suffered from this problem (anorexia) because I had a very strong family base. Parents are responsible, not the fashion industry,” she said in the Friday edition of O Globo newspaper. “Everybody knows that the norm in fashion is thin. But excuse me, there are people born with the right genes for this profession.” Gisele said that as a child her peers teased her for being skinny with names like Olive Oil, the character from the Popeye cartoon. “In fashion I felt accepted … I never felt lonely because I always relied on my family.” Well, that’s just what we need. A skinnny model telling girls everywhere that she has the genes to be thin and they don’t. And if these girls feel overwhelming pressure to be thin it isn’t the fault of the endless barrage of ridiculously thin fashion models, but because their moms don’t bake them enough cookies. If you want to send a message to girls of today try this…those model smay have thin genes, but they’ve also got a stash of heroin, coke and speed, enough cigarettes and caffeine to wake up a vegetable and a dozen skilled airbrush artists ready to cover up the track marks and alcohol bloat. |
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