Halle Berry

While most women try to hide their post-pregnancy weight, the beauty gods have once again shone down on Halle Berry because apparently all her weight went straight to her boobs based on the grand view she gave the audience at the BAFTA Awards the other night. They’re so enormous that it seems like a physical impossibility that her dress is actually holding them in.

Here’s my theory on rumors…if you repeat a celebrity rumor often enough, eventually it’ll come true. It’s a basis law of Hollywood probability. Case in point, after months of speculation and false reports Halle Berry is finally and really preggers.

From TMZ:

TMZ has learned that producers of the upcoming Lionsgate film “Tulia” have scrapped plans to start filming in October — as the film’s star, Halle Berry, is three months pregnant!

A source close to the production tells us Berry, 41, who is currently dating hottie model Gabriel Aubrey, was set to star in the movie about the drug and racial profiling scandal in Tulia, Texas. The film, which was scheduled for a 2008 release, was to be directed by John Singleton and also starred Billy Bob

See, I wasn’t really wrong all those other times. I was just early. As opposed to Halle who is apparently three months late. Ba-dump-bump.

Old pics of Halle looking pregnant.

Look, Hollywood is so eco-friendly they’re even recycling rumors. The National Enquirer is reporting that Halle Beery is pregnant with model and boyfriend Gabriel Aubry’s baby. Well, its been a month or so since the last time someone claimed Halle was knocked up so I guess we were due.

From The National Enquirer:

Halle is so happy right now. She’s wanted a baby for so long. But at the same time she’s scared because she is very aware of the complications that having diabetes can cause during pregnancy. She’s doing everything possible to make sure her baby is born healthy.”

Well, everything except being actually pregnant. Of course now that I said that this will be the one time she really is preggers.

Pics from the last time Halle was rumored to be rocking the baby bump.

Halle Berry is still playing coy about her recent fondness for baggy clothes and hiding her tummy behind shopping bags. The Oscar winning Halle isn’t saying if she’s painting a nursery or buying eco-friendly diapers, but its getting pretty hard to ignore her out of character fashion choices.

You know, in two or three months when Halle finally does go public with her baby announcement, it’s going to be so anti-climactic.

But then again, I could be wrong about the potential baby bump. Maybe she just really likes the circus tent look.

Well we’re back on Halle Berry bump watch. Either Halle is preggers or she’s making some really unfortunate fashion choices. So add your two cents on the is she or isn’t she baking a geneticaly blessed bun debate.

Of course, I think the big story here is the photog following Halle. Not that the guy has no sense of personal space, but that his undies are playing peek-a-boo. Dude, crack is whack.

The paparazzi recently snapped these pics of Halle Berry and have started people asking if the Oscar winner and male model dater is pregnant. Honestly, I don’t know if she’s baking a genetically blessed bun or not. I do know that Halle hasn’t sent me an invitation to her baby shower yet. And I expect one of course.

Anyway, here are the photos. So break out your magnifying glasses and judge for yourself. Is it a baby bump or is it a bad fashion choice?

Halle Berry doesn’t want to talk about her suicide attempt 10 years ago. She blames Parade Magazinze for trying to capiltalize her upcoming flick by bringing up the ages old story. And if the story just happens to bring her movie some publicity…well I guess that’s just a coincidence right, babe?

TMZ reports:

Halle Berry rarely speaks about the time, ten years ago, when she tried to commit suicide by poisoning herself with carbon monoxide. Which is why she’s upset with Parade magazine for “regurgitating” the decade old story about her suicide attempt that ran last week.

Catwoman took one more swipe at Parade, saying, “Because I have a movie out, some magazine has sensationalized some old material and it’s not something that I want to talk about. It’s 10 years old and I’m so past it.”

The trade off, of course, is that the movie producers ponied up the $25,000 to get Halle a star on the Walk of Fame to drum up some publicity for the film. I don’t know why I’m picking on Halle today. There’s just something about her whole “I’ve had a tough life” attitude that bugs me.

SoHalle Berry has been everywhere recently and keeps giving us way too much information But the Berry Blitz maybe winding down. Halle’s gut spilling interviews discussing her distaste for marriage, her new man, her plans to have children and even an attempt at suicide by car fumes were all just laying the foundation for her big day. Halle got a star on Hollywood’s Walk of Fame.

So here’s Halle posing with her litle piece of immortality…before it gets trampled by hookers on and covered in chewed Hubba Bubba and spilled soda. Ah, the glamour of Hollywood Blvd.

Beautiful Halle Berry has been bordering on over-sharing recently. And I don’t just mean her overfloweth cleavage. The Oscar winner has opened up about a time when she tried to kill herself.

From People:

“I was sitting in my car, and I knew the gas was coming when I had an image of my mother finding me. She sacrificed so much for her children, and to end my life would be an incredibly selfish thing to do. It was all about a relationship. My sense of worth was so low. I promised myself I would never be a coward again.”

Let me check my sympathy meter…nope still on empty. Yeah, yeah, I’m a cold heartess bitch, I know. Bite me, I have to work for a living. Halle’s suicide confession just makes things awkward. I prefer to imagine my celebrities sitting in their Malibu mansions, sipping on margaritas and practicing their acceptance speeches. Oh wait, that is what they do!

Halle Berry does not want sweaty contractors speaking to her. The X-Men star is having work done in her house and she has requested silence from her workers.

From TMZ:
TMZ has learned that an Orange County painting company has been called to spruce up cabinets in Halle Berry’s Los Angeles home, which the Oscar winner been remodeling for over a year. The company has been asked to merely stain the existing wood cabinets in the kitchen … with a staggering $57,000 pricetag!

The contract between the actress and all those doing work on her property has a few interesting clauses: First, any worker is prohibited to approach Berry while in the home or on the premises. Second, no one is allowed to speak to the A-list Miss B at any time. Finally, the only approved interaction is if Halle speaks to you, then you may answer Her Fineness.

It just makes me sad when I think of all the good I could do if I had $57,000 laying around. I could support the poor people at Barney’s for a year. And I wouldn’t mind if the sales people wanted to speak to me while they brought me a latte and another pair of leather boots to try on.

There has been recent speculation about Halle Berry being pregnant, sparked up by these photographs of the X-Men movies’ actress where she wears quite dumpy clothes and her tummy looks slightly bumpy.

I, like Halle, am in California, and after this heat wave has killed 81 people in our state, the last thing I want is either get dressed up or work out. So I couldn’t blame her if she looks rather unmade or if some areas of her body are less than perfect lately.

Although, to go with the flow, that tiny bump under her dress could be due to something other than too many frappuccinos. If it’s indeed a kid, I hope "it" has weather controlling powers like mommy… may be he/she will help with this infernal heat!