Heather Mills

If there is one hooker that Ashley Dupree could learn a lot from, it’s Heather Mills. Heather has to be the most successful hooker of all-time. I mean, she is the Spud Webb of hookers (Spud was a really short basketball player). Heather only has one leg to spread, yet she just keeps getting richer and richer and richer. When you think about the entire debacle, it’s pretty amazing. There should be a hooker hall of fame. An honorary inductee day. Heather’s picture should be painted as murals on walls all across low income housing projects so other hookers can have a dream.

Page Six says, One insider said Mills is demanding 1 million British pounds - or slightly more than $2 million - to not only talk, but share intimate photos and tape recordings she made of the ex-Beatle without his knowledge. Mills is also said to be pitching to American networks, which could get around their “we don’t pay for news” proclamations by paying for her pictures and tapes. “She’s greedy,” said a person who knows of Mills’ dealings. “She should just go away, but she loves the spotlight and the attention.” 

She’s greedy? Say it isn’t so?

You gang raped a Beatle and took him for nearly $50 million dollars and now you are worried about people finding out? Ummm…Heather, you went to court underneath a swarm of media presence!

The Daily Mirror says, “She’s worried about how the full judgment will make her look if it’s published - and she doesn’t want to go there.
“Her conduct during the divorce is being questioned. She was so angry she tipped a glass of water over Fiona Shackleton’s head leaving her with soaking wet hair.
“Everyone was stunned. That kind of behaviour is just not acceptable.”

I guess everyone knows now Heather. And what a jacka$% you come off as. I guess you will just have to suffer in the new labrynth you purchase. Or maybe you can just use the money to move to the moon and create a new society of friends. You can make sure there is no Internet up there so you don’t have to worry about the real you being outted!

Heather Mills got a leg up on Paul McCartney (ya, I said it) yesterday by taking him for for $48.6 million dollars. Because, you know she is worth that because she was married to him recently and really was the driving force behind the Beatles sensation. I am sure that behind the scenes, she really contributed so much of her life to the Beatles in 2000+. Oh, the sacrifices she must of made, whatever would she have done with $48.6 million dollars.

More here.

AP says, A document released by the Family Court said the judge awarded Mills a lump sum of $33 million plus the assets she currently holds worth $15.6 million.
“I’m so, so happy with this,” Mills told reporters following the closed hearing.

Of course you’re happy, you’re a gold digger who dug up a lot of gold.

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