Heidi Montag

By giving one of their mom’s a staged Mother’s Day card. They even made the card big enough for the paparazzi to read. I am pretty sure this takes the cake in the continual Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt lame tour 2008. Wow. Does this mother know what she has created?

Oh yeah, Heidi looks hot as usual and Spencer looks like a douchebag as usual. Do people wear slacks anymore? Lame.

Adding another stop on the Dave Letterman Show, she proved that a dumb act never seems to tire out.

US Magazine says, “I tried to help her get it back for, like, a year,” Montag said on the Late Show With David Letterman Wednesday. “I was like, ‘You gotta get it back, you gotta do something about this.’”
When Conrad’s ex Jason Wahler threatened to release it, Montag claimed, “she was like, ‘I don’t know what to do…’ I was like, ‘Well, let’s get it back.’
“Next thing I know,” Montag continued, “it’s blamed on me. All of a sudden, I made up the sex tape… I didn’t film it, I didn’t do it, I’m not trying to sell it. How did it come down on me?”

I want to release something, Heidi. Man, I can’t imagine being around her for more than 2 minutes is a fun time. Fortunately for me, 2 minutes is perfect.

More Heidi Montag sexy pictures.

Yesterday, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt spilled the beans about a Lauren Conrad Sex Tape on The Tyra Banks show.

US Magazine says, “I do not have a sex tape of Lauren Conrad and one does not exist,” Wahler tells Usmagazine.com in a statement. “Spencer Pratt is lying again to get attention.
“Lauren is my friend,” Wahler continues, “and it is insulting to her to suggest this.”
On Tuesday’s Tyra Banks Show, Pratt declared, “I know for 100 percent fact it did exist – 1000%!”

The Hills are alive,
with the sound of
bulls#$t.

Come on, enough with these media games. The girl either did the dirty or she didn’t, lets stop the madness. I actually think Lauren is the hottest one on the show, and if she does release a sex tape, the will be able to finally knock Heidi Montag back out of the spotlight, for good.

Or at least until she has her own sex tape.

I wish she’d fly my flag, I would salute her with the little soldier right back…because I am respectful like that. And guess what else? Apparently, according to team Heidi and Spencer, Lauren Conrad does have a sex tape. This all came out on the Tyra Banks show.

Tyra asked Spencer if he actually watched it and he said he’d rather throw up making it the first time I actually agree with the douchenozzle. I’d rather watch a video of my vacuum cleaner humping my couch. I wonder what that would look like… *hunts for camcorder* 

Shut up Spencer, you are full of s#%t. There is no man on earth, with the exception of Richard Simmons, that doesn’t want to see Lauren Conrad having sex.

More Heidi Montag the patriot erecting flags.

Yes, I am thinking the exact same perverse fantasies. Man, if nothing ever came OUT of her mouth, she would be the hottest chick on the planet. Instead, Heidi Montag has to talk about things like politics and her new show. Who cares? Sadly, her show has been happening all over the blogs now for like a year. She basically has a camera team with her at all times and has a ton of staged photoshoots.

Ironically, her real show isn’t even real!

How confusing must that be for her?

More Heidi Montag sexy mouth pictures

By having their own show.

Page Six says, “Spencer was saying, ‘I want the world to see the real Heidi and Spencer,’ and was emphasizing that the show would be just about them. No Lauren Conrad,” we’re told.
According to our source, Pratt was “suggesting the show go through the whole lead-up to the wedding . . . finding a wedding planner, hunting for a dress designer, and all the drama that would be part of their wedding plans.”

Because no one would have ever imagined this was coming. What would be the difference anyways, they are basically seeking out the media so that they can live out their lives in front of cameras. I think there should be a show about them not getting attention, that would be real drama.

More Heidi and Spencer pictures.

Well, so many things going through my head on this one, unfortunately they are vulgar and completely offensive. And that’s leaving out the black guy driving them around.

These two are becoming the biggest clowns in Hollywood. It’s at a point of being totally ridiculous. Just go film the show, enough with all these worthless photoshoots. I am beginning to wonder if Spencer is even tapping that….

More Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt pictures

Would I shag her? Yes, by every means necessary. Do I enjoy watching her on Regis and Kelly? Good lord no. I really don’t care about her John McCain endorsement, in fact, after listening to her, I may not vote anymore. Her vote counts just as much as mine, and I am not comfortable with that. Lets be honest, some people are just clueless.

I’m just sayin’….

On a more positive note, her legs, butt and tits looks wonderful as usual. I would say she has at least 4 more really solid years in her until she begins botoxing the hell out of her lips; then all bets are off. Get her while she’s hot….

More Heidi Montag pictures.

Call me shallow, I don’t really care. I would do things to her that make even me blush. Here are some shots of her at her launch party for her new clothing line, Heidiwood. And if the rest of the attire is as slutty as this outfit, I would say it’s a winner. Her legs are to die for. I don’t care if she is stupid, dumber the better. All good to me.

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This can’t be good for the Republican Party.

US Weekly says, “I’m a Republican and McCain has a lot of experience,” she explains.
What Pratt, 24, warned her about making an endorsement, Montag replied, “I don’t think anyone cares who Heidi Montag votes for.”

I don’t know which endorsement is worse, A Scientology one, or a Blondenology one.

Ok, now that that is out of the way. God she looks Sexy. I love Heidi Montag, no matter how idiotic she is, you can’t deny her hotness. She does have really skinny legs though. Almost odd. But I love them.

More Heidi Montag pictures.

I am not sure what is more fake:

1) The Hills
2) Heidi’s boobs
3) The weekly beach getaways.

I am going to go with 3. Yeah, seems fair and accurate. I mean, I love Heidi’s boobs, but I hate Spencer’s Mattel hair. Makes for a tough viewing. I really think that Heidi’s life would end if all this media attention were to vanish. And as we know, it will.

More Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt pictures.

There already fake reality show is now pretending that we believe the show is real.

“Spencer and I have really had our ups and downs this past year,” Montag tells Us. “I’ve definitely been betrayed by friends before, but I’ve never had a boyfriend do this to me.”
She adds, “Spencer and I may differ on what it means to cheat.”

The worst part about all of this is that people will buy into this marketing and believe it to be reality. It amazes me that MTV has gotten away with this for as long as they have.  I realize that MTV has been doig this with the plotlines for a while now, but now it seems like they honestly think the general public is stupid. Scratch that. I too believe that the general public is stupid; just not this stupid. This is totally ridiculous. I can’t wait to see the other girl and find out what Spencer’s definition of “cheat” is. It sure as hell better be him with a hooker in a dirty motel room. Because if this whole cheating debacle turns out to be him talking about his feelings, I may ban them both from the blog.

More Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt pictures

What were you expecting? Look, let me set the record straight for you, all Heidi Montag does with her days is walk around looking for paparrazi.  She isn’t at an Award show, she is going to her next sitcom appearance, she is just walking her long, beautiful legs up and down Robertsons blvd. all day. I guess today she talked about some worthless Myspace, fit to be a celeb deal. Who cares Heidi?

One thing I will say is that all the walking has certainly been good to her legs and but. Check out more pictures of Heidi Montag walking aimlessly the streets of Hollywood.

It’s just unfortunate that it opens. Well, not always unfortunate, but you know what I mean. I guess her and Spencer Pratt are now going to launch a video game.

US Magazine says, “You can definitely play as us or you can play against us,” Pratt said. “You can even torture me.”
He said “there’s going to be two versions: the adult version and the one for minors,” adding, “just be ready, that’s all I have to say.”

Unless the game involves Heidi showing up at my house with KY and a variety of lingerie, I am not really into this. What a dumb idea. These two idiots are taking idiocy to a new and very undesirable level. I think and intervention is now needed. Why can’t she just start doing adult films so I can have some respect for her?

Heidi Really takes being a bimbo to newer, more impressive levels. And I for one love it. I mean, her last video shoot was awful yet such a turn on. It always makes me feel like I have a chance with her. You know, pulling the whole, “you are so pretty, my god you are the hottest thing ever….” routine would make you a shoe-in.

Anyways, she debuted on iTunes.

US Magazine says, “I just started sobbing uncontrollably,” The Hills star tells Us.
“I cried myself to sleep that first night after my video came out,” she says. “I just couldn’t understand why people I didn’t even know felt the need to be so cruel and hurtful toward me.”
“I am just a 21-year-old from a small town in Colorado trying to follow her dreams,” Montag says.

I started crying also, don’t feel bad. But my tears are being shed for society in general. Well, less general, mostly targeted at iTunes buyers. How on earth does she reach number 7? On any list other than who would you?

She is number one on my “I would bang her” list. But wow.

Anyways, lets get back to what she does well. More Heidi Montag pictures.

Tee Hee!

Tee Hee!

WTF is she doing? Thses pictures were taken from her vacation in Costa Rica, I think she is accidentally modeling or something. I have to admit, she looks pretty damn hot, even though the zebra print reads HOBAG if you stare at it long enough. And I stared at it long enough.

Looks like the girl from Orange County has finally hit the peak of her plastic surgery. Meaning, right now she looks hot, but if she has anything else done, she might start looking weird.

These photos are pretty awesome. Almost screensaver worthy. Actually, if it wasn’t for American Gladiator, she would be screensaver worthy for me.

What can I say? I am a dork.

Heidi Montag has a new set of boobs and she certainly hasn’t shied way from showing them off. So it only makes sense that the February issue of Maxim Maagazine is featuring the Montag Twins. Heidi is kind of an idiot, we can all agree, but her boobs look pretty good if you ask me. And the selection of lingerie in the photoshoot looks pretty good as well, although I would prefer her in no clothes turning the channel to Sportscenter for me, but that is just me.

The shoot is pretty much lame. She goes “topless,” but keeps covering them up anyways. WTF is the point of that? You spend all that money and take the time to drive down to the studio, go into makeup, change into slutware, they you put your arms over them as if you are involved in some kind of aesthetic shoot.

Heidi, just an FYI, you need to look like a slutbag to get attention. No one finds you artistic. You aren’t the Mona Lisa, you are the “and next to the stage” girl.

Hopefully this clears that up.

Enjoy the rest of the boobless pics.

Heidi Montag of The Hills apparently got confused and thought the parking lot outside of Koi was an audition for America’s next Dumb Blonde. You can bet your life savings that she would be a top candidate to win, which is saying a lot for Southern California. Apparently she is trying to sell albums. I kind of equate this along the same lines as Sigfried and Roy trying to sell tickets to a petting zoo.