Hilary Duff

Apparently, Hilary Duff’s next starring role may be emulating Lindsay Lohan. Rumor has it that Duff has been seen giving lap dances and drinking straight out of the bottle at the NYC hot spot Tenjune this weekend. An onlooker, who witnessed Duff giving her boyfriend a lap dance, expressed surprise that this is the same girl who was once sweet little Lizzie Maguire. Drinking, giving lap dances…what next? Driving around with a bag of cocaine and claiming it’s not yours? Let’s get a little more original here, girls.

Remember when Hilary Duff was a cute, normal-sized girl? Well, to prove that she’s all grown up, she’s lost a ton of weight, except, apparently, in her chest. In these pictures from FHX, it looks as though she’s either wearing a really technologically advanced bustier, or she’s gotten a boob job. Since she’s gazing at them so adoringly, I’d say she’s pretty happy with them, too.

Wow, Hilary Duff looks…incredibly well endowed. Where did those giant jigglies come from? Either Hil got very round and very perky implants, or there’s a midget hiding in her dress pushing her boobs up. Personally, I’m hoping for the midget theory.

Oh and kudos to Billy Ray Cyrus and his daughter Miley for keeping their eyes off the overflowing cleavage getting pushed up and out in the middle of the Cyrus sandwhich.

You know that story about how Walt Disney asked original Mouseketeer Annette not to wear a bikini and she never (and I mean never) ever wore one? Well, does anyone at Disney know what Hilary Duff has been wearing lately? Or not wearing to be more precise. This chick is trying so hard to lose her good girl image that she’s quickly approaching professional lap dancer.

Seriously, Hil…there’s all grown up and then there’s “hey, sailor want a freebie?”

Wow, when Hilary Duff decided to toss off her sweet and inocent look, she wasn’t messing around. Here’s the formerly sugar and spice and eveyrthing nice tween princess during a recent performance and she’s rocking more of a whips and chains kind of look now. But hey, nothing says “I’m all grown-up” like vinyl pants and CFM heels. It worked for me in junior high.

Hilary Duff showed up on So You Think You Can Dance in an I Dream of Genie outfit and lip synched her way through a performance. I don’t actually watch the show, so I had to catch the video online. And by “had to” I mean it was there and my finger accidentally clicked on the link, then it accidentally hit play and then I accidentally sat through the whole wiggle, bump, slide routine. And I can never get those three minutes back.

Hilary Duff is still trying to sex up her sugary sweet image. Here she is hanging out in a bikini and doing something older with her hair. Of course, by older I mean quickly approaching granny’s special going to church bun.

And hey, nothing says grown-up like jumping on a guy’s back for a quick rodeo ride. Yee haw!

Photos courtesy of Splash and Flynet

Hilary Duff performed on The Today Show looking like she wants to change her Lizzie McGuire image. I’m not quite sure what kind of dance she’s doing here, but she might need some hemorrhroid cream. I don’t know if I can get on board with a sexy Hilary Duff, she’s still a little cutesy and no amount of heavy eyeliner can change that. But I’m willing to give her a shot. If she can lose that whole squat thing that is.

Avril Lavigne has some serious issues with her fellow celebrities. She hasn’t exactly been hiding her dislike for Brintey Spears and now we’re hearing that the pocket sized rocker has beef with Hilary Duff.

From TMZ:

Hilary Duff and Avril Lavigne were at the same party in New York last week, but they had to be kept far, far apart because of long-running b**chfight, says Metro New York. The two pop starlets were supposed to come at different times, but arrived at the same time, and Avril was “driving everyone crazy” with her anger.

I don’t know if I can keep all this high school-esque drama straight anymore. Someone just show me which celebs are the geeky honor students and which ones are the stuck up cheerleaders. Me, I’ll be in the girls bathroom smoking and writing nasty stuff on the walls with my Sharpie.

Say it isn’t so. Hilary Duff has gone to the darkside. The sweet faced star and her sister were spotted at Hollywood hot spot, Hyde, as drunk as Lindsay Lohan and as slutty as Paris Hilton.

From Us Magazine:

“It was kind of inappropriate,” the onlooker sneers. “She was pretty drunk and staggering around the bathroom, bumping into people and shrieking that her gay male friend had a vagina so it was okay for him to be there.” The sisters continued to party Paris Hilton-style throughout the night at a VIP table, where our source says they were “all over” their two man-dates. Haylie 21, whispered in the ear of her 30-ish-year-old date while kissing his neck. Hilary perched on her date’s lap, laughing and flirting with her own older man. Says the source: “When I’ve seen Hilary out in the past, she has been relatively composed, but tonight she was acting pretty wild.”

So Lizzie McGuire wants to prove that she can skank it up with the best of them. You know there’ snothing wrong with being the good girl in a sea of herpes riddled, stumbling drunk disgraces. Hell, to be the good girl in that group all you need to do is wear underwear. If there’s a Hilary Duff upskirt on the way, I’ll know she’s lost to us forever.

Hilary Duff is like so totally mad at that skank Nicole Richie. Like, you won’t believe it, but Nic is totally hooking up with Hil’s ex Joel Madden. Ugh, that is so way uncool.

I always wondered what happened to those popular girls in high school. Apparently they go to Hollywood, get drunk and sleep with each other’s boyfriends. Gee, too bad I went to college.

MSNBC says:

Duff has bad-mouthed Richie — who she thinks is a “skank,” according to Us Weekly.

“[Duff] can’t believe he’s dating Nicole and thinks she’s a skank,” a source told Us, adding that when Duff heard about Richie’s arrest, “she asked if Nicole had been coming from Joel’s. … She kept saying she never knew Joel at all.”

How desperate do you have to be to sleep with Nicole Richie? A coat rack has fewer sharp edges than that girl.

Hilary Duff is digging deep. She is donating over 200,000 meals to shelters in Houston, Texas to benefit victims of Hurricane Katrina. I have to say it’s great to see a celebrity continuing to do good even when the story is out of the headlines. It almost restores my faith in the goodness of Hollywood…almost.

But because I am just too sarcastic to leave it there, listen to how Modern Guitars Magazine describes Hilary in their article detailing her charity work.

Internationally-celebrated, multi-platinum recording artist, concert performer, actress, designer, philanthropist and business woman Hilary Duff…

This girl has way too much time on her hands.

I’m not sure if you remember about a month ago, when I reported that Hilary Duff and her boyfriend were scared because she was being stalked… Well, it seems to have been true, since the stalked has been arrested.

18 year old Russian emigree Mksim Miakovsky, was arrested at a Residence Inn last Friday and booked on charges of "making criminal threats and stalking". I hope he has become a US citizen by now, because otherwise they will be shipping his arse back to Russia, where is kind of hard to find Hilary Duff’s movies.

Hillary Duff and boyfriend Benji Madden have filed court papers stating that they fear for their lives, as they are being stalked by two men. One of them, a 19 year old Russian known as Max, seems obsessed with Duff, while the other one, a paparazzo by the name of David Joseph Klein is simply obsessed with snapping a good picture of Max doing Hillary.

The court documents read:

(Max) "admitted to being ‘obsessed’ with her, has stated his intention of ‘removing’ his ‘enemies’ (i.e., those who prevent him from being with her), has stated his intention of purchasing a weapon, and has threatened to kill himself and to engage in dramatic actions to get her attention."

In said documents, Max "has stated his belief that Hilary is in love with him and that Joel Madden stands in their way." Another paragraph reads: "Over the past six weeks, the defendants have engaged in an accelerated effort to make contact with Hilary, including visits to her neighborhood, to her mother’s home, to her boyfriend’s neighborhood … to Mr. Madden’s concert venue, and direct calls to Hilary’s manager."

Is there a reason why someone would be obsessed with Hillary Duff and her equine features? May be this guy is a horse lover.

Hillary Duff is all in favor of plastic surgery. She has told The Sun newspaper:

"I don’t have anything against people who have surgery. If I get older and feel uncomfortable about something then maybe I will have it. I never say never."

May be she shouldn’t wait until she gets much older, and do something now about her slightly equine face.

The Duff sisters star in a new teen movie called "Material Girls", where two rich girls go from riches to rags and end up learning that money isn’t everything. (Yeah, right!)

Personally I like Hillary, and I love those cute teen girl movies. As per Haylie I haven’t seen her in much. Duh! She hasn’t been in much. But being the ugly duckling of the two, I don’t think she’ll become as famous as her sister, unless she is the next Glen Close, something that I doubt.

Not long ago, Elle magazine ran a story about Hilary Duff, where supposedly she claimed being a virgin. I wasn’t sure what to believe at the time, but I definitely know what to believe now, after in an interview with MuchNews yesterday, the young actress said:

"The thing is that I didn’t say that. I wouldn’t say that. I don’t know how [the writer] got that out of what I said. Definitely not something that I would talk about or that I would want people to focus on. Or that I even think it’s appropriate to talk about. Whose business is that?"

One thing is for sure: Joel Madden is getting a first class piece of you-know-what. Good for him!