Hugh Grant

Hugh Grant has been busted for assault with beans. The actor reportedly got all kinds of pissy with a photographer who had been tailing him, and Hugh allegedly kicked him, tossed out a few nasty remarks in his cute British accent and then threw a container of baked beans at the guy. Baked beans, people.

From Yahoo News:

The Metropolitan Police don’t identify suspects who haven’t been charged, but said a 46-year-old man was arrested Wednesday night on suspicion of assault and released on bail. No charges have been filed, police said.

How do you press charges for getting hit with baked beans? “Really, your Honor, I was minding my own business, taking a few pictures when I was suddenly covered in beans and sauce. It was traumatizing. I’ll never be able to eat beans again without having a flashback.” Maybe next time Hugh will throw a few hot dogs so they guy can have a whole meal on his face.

Looks like Hugh Grant can rsvp yes to ex-girlfriend Liz Hurley’s wedding. Hugh’s new girlfriend Jemima Khan had forbidden him to attend the shindig, but Jemima and Hugh have gone kaput. Could it be because she was a jealous shrew?

From The Sun Online:

The Music and Lyrics star, 46, had been BANNED from the bash by Jemima because of her feud with Hugh’s ex. But the actor — who announced his split with Jemima on Friday — has now booked a hotel room for the March 3 wedding in Gloucestershire. A source said last night: “There is nothing stopping him any more. He is expected to go.” Hugh has remained pals with Liz, 41, since they split up six years ago.

I don’t think Liz registered for a break-up, but it was a thoughtful gift. Although if I have learned anything from Hugh Grant movies, I think this is the part when Liz asks him to walk her down the aisle and half way to the altar Hugh stops, stutters something British and then convinces her to ditch the groom and run away with him. Of course if he tries it, Liz will probably smack him with her bouquet. How many years did she wait for him to pop the question? That gorgeous boat has sailed, my friend.