Ivanka Trump

Rosie O’Donnell loves attention and she’s back to using her does-anyone-care-anymore feud with Donald Trump to keep the spotlight shining in her direction. Rosie recently hosted the Matrix Awards in New York and used the crowd of 2,000 influential women at the Women in Communications luncheon to try out some new Trump-bashing jokes.

From Page Six:

The loose-lipped lesbian dropped the F-bomb as Barbara Walters lowered her head on the dais and covered her face with her hand. O’Donnell concluded a rant about Donald Trump by grabbing her crotch and shouting, “Eat me!”

O’Donnell also said she was sad when Trump called her “disgusting” and “fat” because, “it was always my dream to give an old, bald billionaire a boner.”

What a class-act. The audience included Sen. Hilary Clinton, Ariana Huffington, Nora Ephron and former Apprentice uber-boss Martha Stewart. And I’m sure watching Rosie grab her nether-region didn’t spoil their appetites at all.

I could have posted pictures of The Donald, but I thought you would prefer pics of his hot daughter.

The Donald’s daughter is ready to defend her daddy. Ivanka Trump is throwing her two million cents into the Donald Trump vs. Rosie O’Donell publicity grabbing mess.

Ivanka has this to say about Rosie’s accusations:

“I think it was unfair, it was uncalled for and, quite frankly, there was no reason for it…As my father said, she, too, has had a lot of second chances. You know, there’s nothing surprising about the fact that my dad’s gonna come back with a vengeance anytime anyone says anything negative against him.”

Well no kidding. Rosie fired a slingshot and Donald came back with a bazooka. And I don’t mean the nasty gum with the cartoons. He called her fat and then threatened to steal her lesbian girlfriend. That’s a very big boom, my friends.

Of course Rosie shouldn’t try to take on Ivanka. That’s just not fair. She should stick with men her own size.

Rumor has it that Ivanka Trump may be dating Lance Armstrong. Although it is hard to believe, Ivanka has been spending a lot of time in Los Angeles shooting "The Apprentice", and has been spotted in the company of Armstrong in that city.

She is beautiful, loaded and successful, so why wouldn’t Lance, who loves hot and rich girls, have everything to do with her?