Jake Gyllenhaal

Oh make up your damn minds already. Rumor has it that Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal might have reignited their super secret romance. Gyllenspoon was spotted at a party in honor of singer Rufus Wainwright at Carrie Fisher’s house looking all cozy by the fireplace.

From E! Online:

“Jake and Reese were sitting by the fire all night, talking,” a fellow party guest tells me. “Everyone was talking, laughing and celebrating Rufus, but they were deep, deep in conversation. It was like there was no one else in the world.”

You know, if you guys want your proivacy so badly, just tell us if you’re doing it or not and then people will pretty much leave you alone. Unless you go out to dinner together…or go shopping together…or touch each other in any way in a place where photographers can get a picture that will end up all over the internet within 30 minutes. Ok, I kinda get it now. Happy secret snuggles.

Are they or aren’t they? The super secret power couple of Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal may not be acouplke anymore. Rumor has it that the two have split…again. And this time for good…again.

From Us:

After six months of on-and-off dating, the pair are kaput. “This is the harshest split they’ve had,” a source tells Us. “Reese told Jake it’s best they don’t talk at all.” Indeed, the costars stood apart and rarely made eye contact at the Rendition press conference. They remained distant at the afterparty, where Witherspoon kept to herself and Gyllenhaal chatted with his mom…”

But since they never came out of the relationship closet this whole dramatic break-up thing is kind of anti-climactic. What we really need is for Reese to date a mega bad boy. Or for Jake to date him…whatever keeps me interested.

So Hollywood A-listers Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal are still insisting they’re not an item. Which is too bad cause I was really loving the whole Gyllenspoon moniker.

From Entertainment Tonight:

Reese says the rumors are not an issue between her and Jake. “We never discussed that,” she says. “I just have to laugh at a lot of stuff.”

Jake also finds the gossip amusing. “There are a lot of very interesting rumors swirling around all the time that you just have to have fun with,” he says. “The interest is flattering but funny too.”

But check out these pics of Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon at the Toronto Film Festival premiere of their film “Rendition.” Doesn’t it look like Reese is giving Jakey some pretty adoring puppy dog eyes?

Photo courtesy of Flynet

Secret sweeties Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal are still keeping their “are they even together” relationship on the quiet. But the equally pretty Reese and Jake are reportedly both spending time on Martha’s Vineyard.

From TMZ:

Jakey G, wearing his best pair of homemade capris, is vacationing on the island after wrapping his new film, “Rendition,” — in which he co-stars with the hot, Oscar-toting Reese Witherspoon. Reports say Reese’s Pieces are on the island as well!

Coincidence or secret snuggling rendez-vous? Or if they were an item but aren’t anymore, maybe it’s just an awkward travel arrangement.

Looks like the man candies are getting pissy. Metro (if only questionably hetero) sexuals Ryan Phillipe and Jake Gyllenhaal are rumored to be squabbling over Ryan’s ex- and Jake’s possibly current squeeze Reese Witherspoon.

From US Magazine:

“Ryan is pissed about Jake,” a Phillippe insider tells Us Weekly, adding that Phillippe, 32, told Witherspoon, 31, “he didn’t want ‘that guy’ around their kids [son Deacon, 3, and daughter Ava, 7] and then made some crude Brokeback Mountain remark.”

However, a Gyllenspoon source tells Us that “Reese doesn’t have Jake spend the night when the kids are around.” And though the actor may be angry that Witherspoon is moving on, his feelings for Aussie actress Abbie Cornish, 25, are less conflicted.

So how exactly do two such pretty boys fight? There has to be a whole lot of “dude, not the face” and “watch the hair” going on. Oooh, manly men.

Good girl Anne Hathaway is a mystery to me. She seems so pure and unsullied that sometimes I wonder how she even found her way into Hollywoodland. But maybe Anne is trying to change that image. First she flashed her ta-tas in Brokeback Mountain and now she tells The Sun that she had to encourage co-star Jake Gyllenhaall to feel her up.

“There was this scene in Brokeback Mountain where I get my kit off and I’m in the car with Jake Gyllenhaal and he’s touched my shoulder and he’s touched my stomach and he’s touched around my back. Everywhere except for, you know, “the girls”.

I just turned to him and said: “It’s okay Jake, yes, you can touch my boobs.”

What can I say, I like the girl. Not that I want to molest her, but she’s just so darn sweet that I think I got a cavity from looking at her picture. I will be very disappointed if it turns out that she’s a closet nutcase who keeps a collection of headless Barbie dolls in a shrine beside her bed. I’d sulk the entire time I was writing exaggerated stories about it.