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Petra Nemcova and James Blunt Call it Quits

Hottie model Petra Nemcova and elevator music singer James Blunt have called it quits. Rumors abound that James has hooked up with relationship toxin Lindsay Lohan and his bunkmate downgrade caused the kaput with Petra.

Can you imagine Petra finding out that she was being two-timed with Lindsay Lohan? I like to imagine that when Petra found out that James had crossed over to the Firecrotch, she just started laughing and said “have fun and wear a condom.”

(No Comments) | Posted on 03/28/2007, filed under James Blunt , Petra Nemcova

James Blunt and Petra Nemcova Flatten a Fan

It’s ok to be a fan of British singer James Blunt and super sexy Petra Nemcova, just do it from a distance. One autograph seeker is nursing a squashed foot after James and Petra reportedly ran over his foot as they were leaving a pre-Oscar party.

From E! Online:

The sensitive Brit singer was involved in a car accident in Los Angeles early Saturday while leaving a pre-Academy Award bash in which his car ran over the foot of a male bystander.

Whatever the 32-year-old ex-soldier’s role, neither he nor his girlfriend passenger, model Petra Nemcova, reportedly suffered any injuries.

The same can’t necessarily be said for the man whose foot was on the receiving end of the vehicle. While the man has not been formally identified, several reports peg him as an autograph-hunter.

And of course the kicker in the story is that James and Petra didn’t stop to see if the guy was ok. To which he would have responded “no, I’m not ok, you just ran over my f**king foot! And hey, can I have your autograph?” Now who do you think this the guy called first, an ambulance or a lawyer?

(No Comments) | Posted on 02/27/2007, filed under James Blunt , Petra Nemcova