Jamie Lynn Spears

And sister Britney attends, and apparently the love is still in the sticks.

E! News says, E! News has learned that mom and dad did all the cooking for the alcohol-free affair, which included fried chicken and chili.
Security was tight at Serenity, with police setting up a roadblock and checking IDs. By noon, only about 50 cars were allowed to enter, mostly filled with college-age men and women. There was no sign of Jamie Lynn’s baby daddy/fiancé, Casey Aldridge.

Ok, by the sounds of things, this baby is already going to be born with the typical South Louisiana cholesterol problems. Fried Chicken? I thought the rich and famous had better dieticians than this! Wait a minute, this is the Spears family we are talking about.

More preggo Jamie Lynn Spears pictures.

And that’s all.

What? What else do you expect me to say?

Oh. Yeah. She is getting big. That’s right, Jamie Lynn Spears is getting big.

Ruined at such a young age.

Too bad so sad.

At Ruby Tuesdays. She could have at least went with the neverending bowl of pasta at Olive Garden. Maybe then her family would have graced her and Casey with their presence.

US Magazine says, Jamie Lynn hit up a local Wal-Mart and Ruby Tuesday restaurant just outside Kentwood, while big sis Britney, brother Bryan and his girlfriend, Lynne and Jamie dined with a group at Italian restaurant Peppone in Brentwood.
There was no mention of Jamie Lynn or the fact that it was her birthday at the Spears family dinner, an eyewitness told Usmagazine.com.

Welcome to real life Jamie Lynn. You thought having a baby was a big deal? Now that you are 17, your birthday doesn’t mean anything to anyone anymore. Trust me, I always try to bring the hype right around my virgoness timeslot, but nobody cares. It pretty much sucks.

Jamie Lynn Spears apparently has a guest spot on ABC’s Miss Guided. I am not sure what reason there would be to tune in, considering CSPAN is running all day long. Actually, you could just turn your TV off and stare at it and likely be the beneficiary of more quality entertainment.

E! News says, Becky (the guidance counselor, played by Judy Greer) helps Mandy get into state college, but the substitute Spanish teacher (played by Ashton Kutcher) convinces her not to go because she’ll be “brainwashed by a bunch of dead white men.”
She rewards herself for her decision by hooking up with a second guy, James. By the end of the episode, however, Mandy is back on the college track—and back in the car, making out with Michael.

Ok, now that we are past her acting career, lets talk about her breast. Ok, wait, no, lets not. That would be wrong, she isn’t even 18 yet.

And that’s a wrap.

When I say wasn’t meant to be, I really mean that she was an accident. You know, like kids that are born from parents that are attending highschool. Wait, that’s sure ironic! It’s both ironic because Jamie is in highschool and pregnant and because I am pretty sure that I was born of a similar accident. Not good!

Oh well, looks like the family uncle that no one wants around is spilling his guts whenever given opportunity.

The Sun says, He said: “Jamie got awfully mad. He said it couldn’t be his.” Williams alleges Jamie demanded a DNA test, that eventually proved he was the baby’s biological father.
He added: “That’s why they named her Jamie Lynn, to kind of make the point that she was from both of them.”

Jamie Spears apparently got a vasectomy after Britney was born, yet, Lynne got pregnant anyways. Apparently the name Jamie Lynne Spears is supposed to combine the two. I guess that is the only solution left when you ain’t sharing the same ……

You know….

Ummmm….crap like this NEVER happened to me in highschool!

Star says, Just days before announcing her pregnancy in December, Jamie Lynn shocked a boy at a party by asking him for sex. “It’s cool, I’m pregnant,” she said. “I can’t get pregnant again!” 

You go girl! Talk about being lucky and meeting a girl with the right attitude! Wow! When I was in highschool, I always found the prude ones that told me that by not having sex, they couldn’t get pregnant. Pretty much sucked for me. My how times have changed. I just want to know what this kid did when said this? I would have followed her around throughout eternity until it happened. I would probably have a restraining order against me at this very second.

Her family must be proud. She really is following in Britney’s footsteps, now all she needs is like some french pornstar accent. Yeah, that would be the ticket.

Crazy is hereditary. At least if you connect the dots between Momma Spears and the two Sister Spears.

Life and Style says, And even after seeing her older sister shuttle in and out of rehab and have her children taken from her, Jamie Lynn’s risky behavior didn’t stop. “She’s been known to smoke and drink,” says a pal, though her rep says Jamie Lynn currently does neither. “She’s starting to remind friends of Britney,” adds the pal.

Well, to be fair, Britney Spears has like three personalities. Jamie Lynn is just having a smoke and a beer while pregnant.

Wow, I just realized how crazy that makes Britney. Her sister can smoke and drink while pregnant and I will view her as normal in comparison to Britney. The crazy bar has been raised to an astounding level for Jamie Lynn, is she up for the challenge?

At this pace, I predict Jamie Lynn gives birth to one of those miners from The Hills have Eyes.

Jamie Lynn Spears is following her childhood dream of getting knocked up in high school, dropping out and then going back for her glorious GED. I wonder if this episode of Jamie’s already over-achieveningness is going to be a chapter in Lynne Spears book on parenting? If Jamie is truly shooting for the perfect game, then she needs a trip to the courthouse for some sacred vows by a judge. And maybe some chicken wings on the side with cole slaw and some two liters of Root Beer.

You go girl, the world is watching in total shock and awe.

And I can’t blame him. It is about time that someone put Lynne Spears in check.

US Magazine says, “He doesn’t get a dime from his daughters,” the source says. “He busts his ass to take care of himself. That’s why he’s so furious with Lynne.” Usmagazine.com reported last week, per a source close to the family, that Jamie “refused to take any money and ‘profit off of his children.’”

What a ho-bag Lynne is. Selling out her daughters for profit. I bet her and the Highschool principal are in bed together with the negotiations for the yearbook sale. Lynne is probably so excited over her daughters pregnancy due to the flurry of dollar signs flashing in front of her. At least the dad has some class. I think Lynne just wants to upgrade the trailer…

Or so says Page Six.
“Jamie Lynn has a very soft personality,” says the family insider, who added that Jamie Lynn often had to suffer her sister’s tantrums when they were growing up. “She loves Britney, not Britney’s temper.”
Though Britney, 26, and Jamie Lynn, 16, have since spoken about the pregnancy, their conversations have been “clinical” and awkward.
“Their relationship is estranged,” says the source. “Jamie Lynn does not recognize Britney as the sister she grew up with, so she has gone to her friends, her boyfriend and her mom when she needs someone.”
“It is mostly by Britney’s choice,” says the insider. “She is so self-absorbed in her own life that she has forgotten what is important in life, like her family.”

Imagine that, Britney is a Bi**ch. And a hypocrite. And now an aunt. This family really moves fast. Honestly, the only benefit to them reproducing is that it always keeps the tabloids on their toes. You can take the girl out of the trailer but not the…

Even funnier, TMZ has some video of Britney driving around Hollywood with her trunk open and a spare tire on. You might check it out. Funny stuff.

Otherwise known as her mother. Apaprently Lynne Spears new book about parenting is on hold because, pretty much, she blows as a mother. I mean, look around, are there worse kids? I think kids in the Watts District that grow up and join gangs are probably more civilized to some degree. Worse more, Lynn Spears apparently sold the story of Jamie Lynn’s pregnancy to OK! Magazine. If there were an award for being classy, Lynne Spears would be in the running.

Not.

And what is wrong with mommy Spear’s breast? No, not Jamie, Jamie’s mom. Wow, never realized how confusing this could get. Look at them, they are really sagging. It must be from stress. Surely she has Dr. 90210’s digits in her Fav 5. Get those puppies fixed.