Janet Jackson

Janet Jackson looks like she has inherited big brother Michael’s plastic surgery addiction. She looks so fake now she could be a model in a wax museum. And what is going on with those boobs? Aside from the whole lopsided thing, there’s that icky flap of skin in the valley between the two giant silicone mountains. Is that where she keeps her extra nipple shields?

Apparently I am on some sort of breast fixation this weekend. I don’t know why, but the boobs just keep attracting me today. Maybe I have some closet lesbian thing I need to work on.

Janet Jackson just can’t help it, and she is back at it again, showing her boobs in the video for her new single "So Excited".

In the meantime, she has said that she’s never felt as sexy as now, and is blaming her former body issues on her brother Michael Jackson:

“My brother Michael used to tease me,” Janet Jackson tells the new issue of Giant. “We’re very close, but he was very adamant about the way I looked, the way I should look. He thought my butt was too big. Maybe he wasn’t completely happy with himself, so he put it on me? I’m just guessing here, but looking back now, I know that in adolescence your body changes, and he would always tease people left and right about something. When his own body started to change … he became a lot more introverted.”

Janet Jackson is showing her charms again, and it’s not even football season! The singer is semi-topless and very scantily dressed (if we can call this "dressed") on the cover and pages of FHM magazine.

I may not be a big fan of her, but I have to admit that she’s done a great job with her body, going from very fat to very sexy in just a few months. Good for Janet. May be now people will be interested in her boobies again.

And…
here’s another one that needs to put some clothes on: Janet Jackson, who is not happy with showing us her doughboy-style tummy, but now insists in doing it until she is 80! "When I’m 80… That’s when I’ll call it quits.". those were her exact words when asked how long she was going to be showing that shit! Geez, what’s wrong with these people? Do they really think that anybody is impressed?

Actually… I am… very impressed… I thought that Janet had more common sense than showing her tit and then exposing her chunky body like that, but I guess I was wrong about her. You just never know with people anymore!

There are times when I’m glad I’m not right in front of some celebrities but watching them thru my computer monitor, because I know I would completely lose it and do something totally insane. That’s exactly my feelings today: relief that I am not with Janet Jackson at 106 and Park, or I wouldn’t be able to restrain my instincts! I’m serious, guys, I could get arrested for attacking her, but I simply would be unable to keep my hands away from her anatomy…

That’s how much I find myself wanting to push my finger waaaayyyyy in her stomach to find out if she would giggle, just like the Pillsbury doughboy!

The 2006 ESPY Awards were adorned by the presence of Janet Jackson, who showed up dressed in a very cute denim dress and brown platform shoes.

Lucky for her (and unlucky for her fans) this dress was made a lot better than the infamous top that she wore at that too-well-remembered Super Bowl concert. So no free boob shows today, sorry guys!

On the same note, just a few weeks ago, the FCC enacted a new law as a spin off of Janet Jackson’s fatal boob slip off, that states that any TV channel that airs a private body part in a public performance will be fined half a million dollars. Well, Janet, you should be proud that your breast show was the last cheap one in American TV history!