Janice Dickinson really needs to cease wearing two-piece bikinis. Nothing wrong with getting old, but lets leave the flaunting of bodies to the younger girls. And stop tanning, your skin is going to be more worthy of covering a couch than it is being on you. Nice striper cowboy hat. Woman, you really are a mess!
 
And realizes that she part witch and part ghoul. Not celebrating Halloween, just having a regular vacation in Miami, these pictures give us a deeper look into a shallow pit of disgust. If you put your nose to your computer screen right now, you can smell a faint hint of putrid, acidic yuck. Worse more? As we saw yesterday, she actually managed to keep her model street cred somewhat in tact by actually finding a more atrocious species than herself.
In the pictures below, meet Joe Kaplan, blubbering anti-fashion and and anti-fit spokesman.
Just wow.
By hanging out with her douchebag, jersey wannabe boyfriend, Joe Kaplan. What a mess this guy is. I mean, he got absolutely nothing right when he dressed himself. Maybe he is blind, or he dresses with those Cory Hart shades on. He looks like a walking rorschach test.
Check out the full shot, his penny loafer shoes are included.
Page Six, says, “He juiced me,” Dickinson said. “I’d wake up and my arm was as big as Popeye - steroids, testosterone, all that stuff that people say [mimicking Stallone voice], ‘Hey, it’s not that good ’cause you get really big, you know what I mean?’ ”
OK, well that will do it for breakfast. Yuck. She pretty much looks as if she is made of mattel plastic, is that what steroids do?
Janice, are you sure he wasn’t sedating you? I can totally see that. You seem pretty annoying, I can imagine many good reasons to keep you totally sedated. But steroids? Am I missing something? The only thing I can see getting bigger on you from steroids would be your mouth, and judging from statements you have made in the past, Sly wouldn’t need your mouth any bigger.
Maybe this is just a marketing ploy for the Rambo movie, which most likely is going to suck more than Janice does.
Oh well, here are some more pictures of the haggard.
If there is a god, please thank Him for Janice Dickinson. Janice appeared on The Today Show and defended Jennifer Love Hewitt, which is totally something I don’t give a crap about. However, she made fun of Tyra Banks as a part of her defense. I hate to say this, but if OJ came out and made fun of Tyra, I would probably respect him just a little more. Not a lot, but a little. It’s just a solid career move.
“You want to see someone who’s fat, I’m sorry, Tyra, Tyra Banks is fat.”
Word.
Check out more Janice hostility on youtube. Keep the Tyra hate strong girl!
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So I found these pics of loud mouth and loony Janice Dickinson and I am amazed. Can you believe what they can do with a little collagen, silicone, botox, a monkey wrench, a few electrodes and one mad scientist in a thunderstorm yelling “She’s alive!”? Seriously, this chick has more preservatives in her than a whole case of Twinkies. Ten years after she dies her body will still be posing for the paparazzi…and nobody will care then either. |
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The self-proclaimed first supermodeland oh-so humble Janice Dickinson was apparently going through attention withdrawals at the Christian Audigier Fashion Show. The aging empress of insanity reportedly refused to sit in her assigned seat because she wasn’t close enough to the media. And when she finally did sit her plastic self down, she had to flash the gaping blackhole that is her crotch to the no doubt nauseous photographers. Janice has since been banned from future shows. Has anyone checked to see if JD’s plastic surgeon slipped on the ass fat he was going to squirt into her cheeks and accidentally gave her a labotomy with the Botox needle? |
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The self-proclaimed original supermodel, Janice Dickinson, has taken a break from plastic surgery to cause a scene in Barneys. Janet Charlton’s Hollywood reports: Salespeople at a certain fancy shop on Robertson WINCED when they saw Janice Dickinson headed for the store recently. On her last visit to the shop she was described as” falling down drunk” - she made a loud scene- and after she left, they discovered she had puked all over their bathroom and left without saying a word about it. Disgruntled employees had to clean it up. So they were surprised to see her return as if nothing had happened. She piled up about $25,000 worth of clothing on the counter that she wanted for ‘her TV show” She said “We’ll pick these up tomorrow.” She didn’t come back. But three weeks later she returned and started pulling things again, demanding a “celebrity discount.” Yeah, Janice wasn’t a celebrity when she was actually modeling. Now she’s just an old broad trying to convince everyone she was famous once for more than her big ol’ pie hole. |
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