Jenna Jameson

Wow, the Jenna Jameson freak show just keeps rolling right along. The former porn superstar turned mainstream “actress” was on the runway for the Heatherette fashion show looking like this. And oh my fake orgasm! What a cringe inducing spectacle.

Now I’ll admit that I’m not really into fashion shows and all that Vogue-ish stuff, so I’m willing to overlook the Betsy Ross on crack wardrobe. I mean that’s not her fault. But Jenna looks like she could be the star of a Dateline special on pastic surgery taken too far. Seriously, one more nip/tuck/lift and she’ll get grabbed up by the Men in Black and taken to Area Whatever for experimentation.

I give up. What can you say about former porn superstar Jenna Jameson? She’s just freaky looking. I mean her eyes are still beautiful, but let’s face it, who’s looking at her eyes? Her mouth is all funky, her collarbones could be loaned out to cut diamonds and she’s gone from being built like a…well…like a porn queen to looking like a coat rack wearing a hat.

Add to that her mega-ton boyfriend Tito Ortiz and it’s just to much wrongness to process. And talk about awkward, check out their smoochies. When I see that pic all I can imagine is the voice in Jenna’s head telling her that there are too many calories in Tito’s tongue.

Jenna Jameson is trying to make us forget she’s the girl on her knees in all those XXX flicks. The retired queen of all things porn just had her breast implants removed. You know after all the squeezing and squishing those things have gone through I’m kind of suprised there was anything left to remove, but whatever.

Here’s what Jenna had to say about it (from US Magazine):

“When I had implants, I felt uncomfortable. I would be shy at the beach. I know it sounds funny, but I’d wear high-necked clothes – unless I was at an adult-film convention. So I thought, Why don’t I be who I am and get my real ones back?”…

“Even for women with naturally large boobs, getting a reduction is so freeing. I feel like I can stand up straighter…before, when I jogged, I had to hold my boobs. I looked like I was molesting myself!”

Ok, so she lost the mega-boobs, now what can we do about the face?

What is going on with porn queen Jenna Jameson? Not only does she look like a skeleton out for a stroll…which is bad enough…but why is she dancing around like a bad ballerina on an acid trip? You know when they say that porn rots your brain, I always thought they meant watching it, not making it.

Jenna Jameson is going down…and this isn’t one of her porn flicks so that isn’t a good thing. The girl is losing weight like an ADD kid loses his homework, she got a discount hoochie job that has left her lady bits all messed up, she’s going through a messy divorce and now she’s alienating the masses who have drooled over her dvd covers for so long.

According to Page Six, Jenna wasn’t her usual sweet self at the EXXXotica Convention in Miami:

She was contractually supposed to show up for a total of six hours in two days yet arrived late both days and blew off the event 45 minutes early on the second day of her appearance…When fans openly asked her about her [botched surgery] and why she was so thin, her people cut them off. But she shouldn’t be standing in front of an old photo of herself when she’s about 40 pounds skinnier than she was.”

Jenna needs an intervention. She looks awful. Her attempt to look sexy with that nail sucking pose just creeps me out. It looks like she’s so hungry she’s willing to eat her own finger. And then she goes for the cutie little girl stance, but it really looks like she’s thinking “my hoochie hurts, when can I sit down?”

Former porn queen Jenna Jameson is causing problems on the set of a film based on her life. Seems Jenna had some botched platic surgery and she is refusing to show up to work. And what, you are probably wondering, did she have worked on…nose, boobs, lipo? Nope, girlfriend had a hoochie job.

From The New York Daily News:

“She underwent a vaginoplasty at a Beverly Hills plastic surgeon, and she is very unhappy,” said the source, who added, in perhaps an unfortunate choice of words, “she has decided to hole up and not speak to anybody. The producers are about to pull the plug on the movie,” which would be a mainstream production.

You know, for a chick who has been banged more than Bob Villa’s favorite hammer I can’t imagine what this plastic surgeon did to make her va-jay-jay more unattractive. Unless he stitched a picture of her ex-husband’s face on it, it could only have been an improvement.

Porn superstar Jenna Jameson is in the midst of a nasty divorce from hubby Jay Grdina (known in sex flick fan circles as Justin Sterling). And in true celebrity style, they are taking their fight to the people…in a myspace rant-fest.

Here’s an excerpt from their war of misspelled words:

Sterling: BITTER…TABLE FOR ONE! HAVE A SEAT MISS JAMESON!

Jenna: why don’t you go rape another girl…and try to pass it off like nothing happened? why don’t you give me my things back jay? because your a goldigger and a glorified pimp…

Divorce can be hard on a reformed porn star. Good for Jenna for not taking Sterling’s prodding lying down. She really needs to take charge and show that prick who’s on top. If she doesn’t stand up for herself now, he’ll ride her ass all day long…and that can’t be comfortable.

Virgins beware, Paris Hilton and Jenna Jameson are out to pop your cherries…and introduce you to a world of overused women, STD’s, and antibiotics. Who says there’s nothing good on tv anymore?

From TMZ:

“[F]amed on-camera sexhibitionists Hilton and Jameson have been contacted about “participating” in a reality show currently in production called “Virgin Territory,” in which a group of the uninitiated will find their way to the promised land. Ironically, it’s being brought to TV by the purveyor of Paris’ sex tape, Kevin Blatt, who predicts that even more people will watch “Territory” than “One Night in Paris,” Hilton’s infamous night-visioned romp.”

And ironically, having to have sex with Paris Hilton is probably the only way to convince a guy to stay a virign.

According to the New York Post, Jenna Jameson and Dave Navarro (Carmen Electra’s ex-husband) are bumping uglies. I don’t know what these women find in him, but he’s gotta have something special, because she’s scored two of the hottest babes that Hollywood and the porn industry have to offer nowadays.

I’m not into guys with tattoos, but I’d like to have a taste of Navarro… just to see what all the fuzz is about (just don’t tell my hubby, please).

For those whose curiosity I have spiked, here is the article from the New York Post:

Just weeks after splitting from Carmen Electra, Dave Navarro is taking up with a fellow not-quite-singleton, adult film star Jenna Jameson, PEOPLE reports in its new issue.

"It’s new," says a Navarro source of the relationship between the Rock Star: Supernova host, 39, and Jameson, 32. "They’re not officially dating."

Navarro and Electra announced their "amicable separation" in July after less than three years of marriage. Days later, he wrote on his blog: "Carmen and I love each other. … Do (I) have a girlfriend? No."

Jameson is currently separated from her husband, Jay Grdina, who performs in adult films under the name Justin Sterling. "We have been together for eight years and have had a great relationship," Grdina told PEOPLE on Tuesday. "We are best friends and love each other, but definitely need a break. It’s nice every once in a while to change it up. Neither of us is really dating anyone, just having fun."

Navarro and Jameson co-hosted this year’s Erotica L.A. event in June at the Los Angeles Convention Center.

Navarro’s rep had no comment; a rep for Jameson could not be reached.

The New York Post reports today:

A TOPLESS dancer has accused the hubby of Jenna Jameson of assaulting her as she performed an erotic table dance in the porn queen’s Arizona club. Cops are investigating the claim against Jay Grdina, who allegedly yanked the dancer’s hair and pushed her head toward the floor of Babe’s Cabaret in Scottsdale. The incident may have been witnessed by former NBA star Dennis Rodman, who was said to be a guest of Grdina. "Her hair was grabbed, and she wasn’t happy about it," police Sgt. Mark Clark told The East Valley Tribune. "There doesn’t appear to be any type of injury. It was humiliation more than anything." Grdina’s lawyer, Dick Hertzberg, told the paper: "Jay said he never pulled her hair . . . He said the girl was doing a table dance, and all of a sudden, she stands up and says, ‘Did you pull my hair?’ Then she storms off, and the guys at the table all kind of laughed . . . I’ve heard of customers pulling on things in these clubs but never somebody’s hair." No charges have been filed as yet. Jameson and Grdina run her Club Jenna business, which was recently bought by Playboy Enterprises.

Any fans of Jenna Jameson in the house? Say yeah yeah! Because now not only can you enjoy the voluptous blonde inside her website (which was recently acquired by the Playboy online division) and in all kinds of XXX magazines, but you will be able to be face to face with her…

Well, not exactly with "her", but with her alter ego, which can be found at Madame Tussaud’s Wax Museum, making Jenna the first porn star to be waxed.

Hold on, that didn’t sound good. I meant, to be copied in wax.